Sideloaded's killing you with kindness mma picks

[NunyaBidness]

yeah, i know i wasnt f-cking around about the car title either



ALLL IN!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd you cross out Missouri?

[MD]

Why'd you cross out Missouri?

The "St Louis" does give it a way a bit. Still, my guess is that he's from Arkansas.

[sideloaded]

The "St Louis" does give it a way a bit. Still, my guess is that he's from Arkansas.

someone read the whole thread

[MD]

someone read the whole thread

Can't fault my memory, son. <3

[gabe]

LOL @ Timothy Joe Lester

[sideloaded]

LOL @ Timothy Joe Lester

wut? Fayetteville isn't in the boonies son. I can fly to tokyo out of XNA airport. shit is poppin' here son.

anyways I goto college here and we got those corn fed white women. that are DTF.

should visit gabe, I can get you some women with thick southern accents that could tickle your balls.

[sideloaded]

you blew it gabe, I was going to stake your penniless 5dimes account now im not so sure after that comment.

I really felt bad after your comments saying you bet so little you couldnt enjoy the wins, plus you posting some sherdog contest everywhere on twitter and tweeting lucafury. I really didnt think a man could sink that low.

Did the bottom drop out of the la comedy scene or what? Did you lose the insurance coverage on the bouncy castle rental service?

[MD]

Gabe only uses locals, mang. No 5D, that's for scrubs.

[sideloaded]

Gabe only uses locals, mang. No 5D, that's for scrubs.

He did, but then he stiffed them or tried. Now they refuse his business. Post up is his only option. Gabe I want to help you but you really can be hurtful sometimes. I was the only one defending you a little when you joined the board. Plus I got in touch with illmatick and he got you unbanned.

[sideloaded]

1u 1010 Nico Rosberg (Qualifying) +125*

[Vaughany]

wut? Fayetteville isn't in the boonies son. I can fly to tokyo out of XNA airport. shit is poppin' here son.

anyways I goto college here and we got those corn fed white women. that are DTF.

should visit gabe, I can get you some women with thick southern accents that could tickle your balls.

niiiice, sounds like my kind of place! I wish I was back at college/uni!

[sideloaded]

niiiice, sounds like my kind of place! I wish I was back at college/uni!

Its a head trip talking to these girls. all of them want you to go to church with them and super prude. But then weird ass shit happens. One chick told me she was a virgin and wanted to stay that way. I had super blue balls and was pissed. Then she blurted out that is was "ok" to just stick it in her pooper.

Somehow god/jesus was ok with anal sex as long as her vag stayed intact.

[pouyasophy]

wut? Fayetteville isn't in the boonies son. I can fly to tokyo out of XNA airport. shit is poppin' here son.

anyways I goto college here and we got those corn fed white women. that are DTF.

should visit gabe, I can get you some women with thick southern accents that could tickle your balls.

i already found me one sideloaded...don't get me wrong...our San Diego girls dress like sluts and are hot, but my southern girl is classy, hot, and will do anything I want. I've never experienced that before, always was chasing the stuckup so-cal girls

[gabe]

sherdog? lol it was ufc.com fantasy-- i wonder what kinda merchandise they send me for my prize =)

donno what comment you were referring to... and lol @ you staking my 5d account

MD is right, i dont like online books. don't wanna pay $50 to withdraw money. sheeiiiiiit.

and lol @ you being cool with me when i first joined. you were one of the first guys who talked shit to me lol

[gabe]

i need me a southerner... might visit new orleans, you near?

[Hannibal]

you're so pathetic popopyoyooyo

we fcking get it... you have a girlfriend
do you have to bring that up at every opportunity?
"hey guys! look at me! i have a girlfriend!"

did you get your dick wet for the first time?? you sound like me when i was bragging about my first girlfriend in grade 8

[Hannibal]

wut? Fayetteville isn't in the boonies son. I can fly to tokyo out of XNA airport. shit is poppin' here son.

anyways I goto college here and we got those corn fed white women. that are DTF.

should visit gabe, I can get you some women with thick southern accents that could tickle your balls.

damn...thats arkansas?? i'll take the one on the left
i always imagined arkansas to be some super hick white trailer trash, far right, racist, uneducated, bible thumping, corn fed... yaa the list goes on

[Hannibal]

my bad, i was thinking about west virginia?

though as a canadian...we lump a lot of red states together as a place of hicks and white trash
virginia, alabama, arkansas, mississipi, Tennessee, georgia, kentucky

[NunyaBidness]

someone read the whole thread

Proud to say it's not me.

[sideloaded]

1u 1010 Nico Rosberg (Qualifying) +125*

win

[sideloaded]

sherdog? lol it was ufc.com fantasy-- i wonder what kinda merchandise they send me for my prize =)

donno what comment you were referring to... and lol @ you staking my 5d account

MD is right, i dont like online books. don't wanna pay $50 to withdraw money. sheeiiiiiit.

and lol @ you being cool with me when i first joined. you were one of the first guys who talked shit to me lol

whatever,

you past posted a bunch of picks and I asked you why. I wasnt a dick like some and completely sht on you. You on the other hand called me a bitch about things whining about the hirota robbery and so on.

Of everyne on the forum, I made fun of you the least.

[Hannibal]

sherdog? lol it was ufc.com fantasy-- i wonder what kinda merchandise they send me for my prize =)

donno what comment you were referring to... and lol @ you staking my 5d account

MD is right, i dont like online books. don't wanna pay $50 to withdraw money. sheeiiiiiit.

and lol @ you being cool with me when i first joined. you were one of the first guys who talked shit to me lol

that is the dumbest shit gabe..
most books provide one free withdrawal a month
plus, when i use services like **********, money is instantly deposited into my account (some exceptions)

[Hannibal]

it blocks that??

gabe why would you not choose an online book, with easiest access (from your mobile phone or laptop), the best lines, quickest to open, most props, free withdrawal, and some measure of security, over a local bookie that is not 24/hrs, offers worse and more limited lines, and can just disappear at any time??

[NunyaBidness]

it blocks that??

gabe why would you not choose an online book, with easiest access (from your mobile phone or laptop), the best lines, quickest to open, most props, free withdrawal, and some measure of security, over a local bookie that is not 24/hrs, offers worse and more limited lines, and can just disappear at any time??

Unlike this email I got yesterday:

"Dear WSEX customer,We have been forced to halt business activities at this time due to inadequate capitol resources. The financial position of the company is currently under review and we will keep you informed as to the future plans for WSEX and the repayment or transfer of your balances.
We sinisterly apologize for this unfortunate situation and will be doing everything we can to rectify it as soon as possible.
-WSEX Management"

Yes, it seriously says 'sinisterly'.

[Hannibal]

i have never even heard of WSEX
all my funds are in 5D or pinny

is this situation something you'd have to worry about even with one of these major books?

[NunyaBidness]

i have never even heard of WSEX
all my funds are in 5D or pinny

is this situation something you'd have to worry about even with one of these major books?

WSEX was a MAJOR MAJOR player a few years ago. They were the first high profile fed bust. They also tried to turn online poker on its ear by offering a 100% rakeback site, which is how they got my money, and how I started taking sportsbetting seriously.

Pinnacle had a pretty major bust recently, they seem to have no liquidity issues, but its obvious there's been a shakeup based on the line availability that isn't there anymore.

I wouldn't treat any online site like its a bank.

[Hannibal]

is there anything i should look for when deciding on how stable a book is??
looking up reviews was how i ended up on SBR in the first place

still, after all the online poker debacles in the states and even some in canada, i try to keep my funds low in each book
its easy cause services like inst adebit allow me to deposit and withdrawal almost instantly, at minimal cost

[NunyaBidness]

is there anything i should look for when deciding on how stable a book is??
looking up reviews was how i ended up on SBR in the first place

Ignore SBR reviews for one. They're bought and paid for. There are a lot of good D+ books, and BetIslands was an A rated book when they stole my money. Thanks SBR, where dreams really do come true!

[Sykes]

is there anything i should look for when deciding on how stable a book is??
looking up reviews was how i ended up on SBR in the first place

still, after all the online poker debacles in the states and even some in canada, i try to keep my funds low in each book
its easy cause services like inst adebit allow me to deposit and withdrawal almost instantly, at minimal cost

Your best bet is just keeping the funds low - Dimes one of the best around is located in a country where there is no such thing as a gaming license. If your in the US your limited, elsewhere there are plenty of good ones.

[sideloaded]

that is the dumbest shit gabe..
most books provide one free withdrawal a month
plus, when i use services like **********, money is instantly deposited into my account (some exceptions)

gabe lives in a fantasy world. He seriously has me grouped in with his haters when I lobbied to have him unbanned.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/2202984-gabe-unbanned.html

[sideloaded]

Unlike this email I got yesterday:

"Dear WSEX customer,We have been forced to halt business activities at this time due to inadequate capitol resources. The financial position of the company is currently under review and we will keep you informed as to the future plans for WSEX and the repayment or transfer of your balances.
We sinisterly apologize for this unfortunate situation and will be doing everything we can to rectify it as soon as possible.
-WSEX Management"

Yes, it seriously says 'sinisterly'.

did you have money in legends?

[Sykes]

Legends sold there base to WagerWeb, well known scam site. Search google for pokerprop you will find his website, has lots of info on books especially ones he sees as scam books.

[NunyaBidness]

did you have money in legends?

No, I've never even played there. You lose anything on that one?

[sideloaded]

No, I've never even played there. You lose anything on that one?

no, lucky i lost everything there during college football

[NunyaBidness]

no, lucky i lost everything there during college football

Heh, I think we define that word differently.