UFC on FOX 13: Dos Santos vs. Miocic (December 13, 2014)

[Vaughany]

Jus remembered the name of the hotel we stayed in in sharm.... Royal Albatross Hotel.

if u look on the map its in the far northern corner of sharm so fuuckin miles away from the southern bit were all the developed bit is!

[Keyboard Warrior]

I have had nothing but terrible luck and time with white american girls. Could be just me. But I find alot of stories similar to mine. They are Harlots. At one point I was going to try to date older women like 35-45 just to find a woman who wasnt mentally retarded.

[marzwoody]

Is she in some big company 5 star hotel like Hilton or sumin? Only way i could imagine somebody might enjoy the life. Otherwise i dont see how they could enjoy it. Can understand if theyve gone to somewher like Dubai where there is plenty of shiit to do and is all modernised, but dont see how a Young British girl could enjoy working in the desert for any extended length of time! We had an egyptian waiter who sort of latched on to us and wed tip him well to get us beers as shiit, we asked him on last day were he was from and stuff and he gave us a massive sob story and how he earns pennies from the hotel and has to leave his family 10 months a year etc...

I don't know. she probably met a rich guy or some shit.

[Vaughany]

I don't know. she probably met a guy or some shit.

Yee true, some sweaty hairy egyptian probably nailing her

[mirinquads]

Mirin' white american girls are skanky with no moral values and just want to get turnt' up. You are better off finding a tall strong Scandinavian woman with strong birthing hips. That has personal values. You are not missing anything here.

Not making me feel better over here, sider

[Vaughany]

Not making me feel better over here, sider

Hahahaa yee, i was thinkin tht sounds fuuckin perfect!! Hes jus decribing every Geordie girl in England!

[marzwoody]

Hahahaa yee, i was thinkin tht sounds fuuckin perfect!! Hes jus decribing every Geordie girl in England!

Northern girls are nice V. the problem is the good lookin ones are all married with kids.

[mirinquads]

Yee scandinavian girls are great! I still speak to a girl from Taastrup who i had sexy time with in marbella. These girls were inviting us to go and stay with them and ther parents in denmark!

For reals? That's not far from where i grew up. Town sucks dick though, be happy you didn't go. And yeah, danish girls generally pretty down to earth and sweet.

But sider, it's either going to be that or an Asian girl. Loyal, good cooks, low center of gravity and solid bonestructure for field work. What more can you want? I just generally find them real shy and hard to get a read on. Maybe that's what makes them so alluring?
I'm just thinking we'd get weird looking manlet children though.

Geordie girl in England!

Have you seen the show Geordie Shore? I think it actually broke my brain for a couple of days after I save it. There were 2 huge twin dudes flopping their nuts around and drinking each others piss.. I didn't know you could show this kind of shit on national TV. Was hung over too when i watched it too, didnt help..

[Vaughany]

For reals? That's not far from where i grew up. Town sucks dick though, be happy you didn't go. And yeah, danish girls generally pretty down to earth and sweet.

But sider, it's either going to be that or an Asian girl. Loyal, good cooks, low center of gravity and solid bonestructure for field work. What more can you want? I just generally find them real shy and hard to get a read on. Maybe that's what makes them so alluring?
I'm just thinking we'd get weird looking manlet children though.



Have you seen the show Geordie Shore? I think it actually broke my brain for a couple of days after I save it. There were 2 huge twin dudes flopping their nuts around and drinking each others piss.. I didn't know you could show this kind of shit on national TV. Was hung over too when i watched it too, didnt help..

Haha yee as has been mentioned previously on here, for my sins I have actually been in an episode a couple years ago when i was in Cancun and they were filming a series there!


Lol i think u are mixing Geordie Shore up with "The Valleys" which is an even worse version of geordie shore but based in South Wales full of inbreds! Tht was the show with the twins who do all the crazy disgusting shiit! Basically the valleys came out after geordie shore got popular so they tried to top it by having even more disgusting characters!

[marzwoody]

V is an expert on reality TV shows

[Keyboard Warrior]

For reals? That's not far from where i grew up. Town sucks dick though, be happy you didn't go. And yeah, danish girls generally pretty down to earth and sweet.

But sider, it's either going to be that or an Asian girl. Loyal, good cooks, low center of gravity and solid bonestructure for field work. What more can you want? I just generally find them real shy and hard to get a read on. Maybe that's what makes them so alluring?
I'm just thinking we'd get weird looking manlet children though.



Have you seen the show Geordie Shore? I think it actually broke my brain for a couple of days after I save it. There were 2 huge twin dudes flopping their nuts around and drinking each others piss.. I didn't know you could show this kind of shit on national TV. Was hung over too when i watched it too, didnt help..

I can recommend pregnant sex with asian women. Makes it even tighter. Just do what you want with them. They will usually go along with it. Especially if they grew up with daddy issues.

[mirinquads]

^Hahah, yeah that was it. Sh't was unbelievable.

Which episode were you in? Did you flop your balls around?!

[marzwoody]

Who ever watched Dirty Sanchez or Balls of Steel?

Balls of Steel was the best.

[marzwoody]

Cheese burger and some fkn chicken nuggets!!

[JIBBBY]

We would have a ton of violence without guns. America is not a melting pot. You just have a lot of different cultures living close to one another. Leads to all the disputes. Plus blacks are scary as f0ck.we dont have your friendly David Haye type blacks. We have Giant genetically engineered over years of slavery type blacks.

Blacks aren't so bad Sider, we have a black President now.. That wouldn't happen if blacks and whites weren't generally friendly with one another for the most part.. Asians are cool too.. Mexicans fit right in.. In the big cities people get more chances to meet people of different race so the barriers are broken down quicker.. People are just people for most part in every culture...

United States of America for holiday -

Like any Country you have your good and bad areas.. Like Napes said Northern California (San Francisco) is nice and chill, Southern California (San Diego and Los Angeles) is even nicer then Northern California I think because the weather is warmer and there are more things to do socially.. I live in Santa Monica California near the beach and it's one of the safest places in the world.. I experience 0 crime, I can practically leave my front door open all night, and anyone can walk the streets all night long in Santa Monica with no problems.. Million dollar hood though.. If I go to the outskirts of down town LA which is a 25 minute drive away it's the complete opposite.. You could get shot, robbed or even killed being a white guy that is well dressed walking around in Compton, East LA, etc.... New York has it's good and bad areas too.. Every State in America has it's good and bad..

America is a blast though fellas for holiday. Just do your homework and rent a car.. Las Vegas, Nevada is fun for first timers and gamblers, Hollywood, California for sight seeing and all that movie crap and famous stuff feel.. Utah and Colorado has the Skiing and has the scenery..(Miami) Florida is tropical and fun, Seattle, Washington cold and rainy as it is near by the Canadian border but it also has character.. Middle America and the Southern States are just silly.. Got hicks and bible thumpers every where, red necks and farmer types scattered about, but the people are generally very friendly by nature and will say hello and greet anyone... New York, Miami and Los Angeles are the busy large cities and you will find people of every race and origin all living together in harmony for the most part.... New Yorkers do have the most attitude pound for pound in the States.. I don't like New York that much anymore but do get along with the people and understand them.. Concrete jungle..

The UK is alot older and more crammed with people in comparison to the USA... USA is more spread out.. Not alot of huge differences cultural speaking though to be honest.. My Brit friend who was born and raised in Tenbury Wells, England moved out to Southern California for 10 years and loved it. He had no problems fitting in.. I met him on a ski trip thru a friend. Been friends every since but he did move back to England to start a land scape business and settle down with his high school sweet heart.. He had no problem adjusting to living in California in his 20's and says he misses it today..

Come on down gents, look me up and I'll show ya around if I have the time...

[MD]

I live in Santa Monica California near the beach and it's one of the safest places in the world.. I experience 0 crime,

Googled this, found:

"The crime rate in Santa Monica is considerably higher than the national average across all communities in America from the largest to the smallest, although at 42 crimes per one thousand residents, it is not among the communities with the very highest crime rate. The chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime in Santa Monica is 1 in 24. Based on FBI crime data, Santa Monica is not one of the safest communities in America. Relative to California, Santa Monica has a crime rate that is higher than 87% of the state's cities and towns of all sizes."

Surprisingly enough, you personally experiencing 0 crime doesn't seem to equate to you living in "one of the safest places in the world."

[JIBBBY]

Googled this, found:

"The crime rate in Santa Monica is considerably higher than the national average across all communities in America from the largest to the smallest, although at 42 crimes per one thousand residents, it is not among the communities with the very highest crime rate. The chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime in Santa Monica is 1 in 24. Based on FBI crime data, Santa Monica is not one of the safest communities in America. Relative to California, Santa Monica has a crime rate that is higher than 87% of the state's cities and towns of all sizes."

Surprisingly enough, you personally experiencing 0 crime doesn't seem to equate to you living in "one of the safest places in the world."

Northern Santa Monica has very little to no crime.. Southern Santa Monica takes it's hits because it's bordering Venice Beach... That's where the crime data is gathered from.. Google North Santa Monica if they have it... Where the homes are valued at 3 million each.. NO CRIME...

I live here and have experienced day to day life for 40 years. Never been robbed, never been shot at or even heard a gun shot in this area.. There are no gang bangers walking around or criminals in my area.. The homeless don't even come around. Beverly Hills, Malibu and Bel Air are all pretty much the same as other neighboring cities with little to no crime.. You can google all you want MD and continue to try and discredit me but I am 100% correct about this...

MD still being a prick I see..

[MD]

Surprisingly enough, you personally experiencing 0 crime doesn't seem to equate to you living in "one of the safest places in the world."

As always, you got the point perfectly Jibster.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

Several times. Been to San Francisco and New York. Stark difference there, actually loved San Fran (Berkeley to be specific.) Big broad streets, friendly people, nice weather. And the college area in Berkley, holy. fuk. Literally never seen so many attractive girls crammed into one small area before. Too bad I was a teenager at the time.
New York was vastly different, more urban to say the lest. Got a distinct 'dog-eat-dog' vibe from there. Like most people were on edge and just a general menace simmering beneath the surface, hard to explain. I actually almost threw hands with some athletic and explosive gentlemen over some dumb shit, but when I made it clear I'd touch em with the jab and fill the subway with uppercuts, nothing came of it. It I still liked it there though, fascinating place.
What I hear though, Americans, while welcoming as hell (One +120 kg black lady told me I had eyes like Brad Pitt, I told her she looked like Beyonce and the pack all went crazy hootin' and hollering , I can promise you you won't have a lot of such exchanges in Scandinavia.) but fairly superficial. I have had friends living over there for +10 years and still don't feel like they have a true friend. People up here is more difficult to make friends with, but if you do, you will have one for life. Loyal as fuk. Something I value very much.
One thing I will say for USA though - Firearms being legal is insanity for a society like that. I like the idea, and would love to own them my self, but looking at it objectively, it's illogical. I know the old "but criminals have guns to we have to defend our self." Over here, the criminals might have some guns, but that's only the organized gangs, and those don't really go after civilians. I have literally 0 fear of getting shot over here. The police is also A LOT less trigger happy (When they aren't constantly in fear of losing there own life to gunsfire) thus leading to situations like the recent one discussed in the other thread becoming a non issue. I realize there's a lot of other factors involved in creating that scenario, and I don't have time to go over them, but look at these numbers:

http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/region/denmark

http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/region/united-states

We throw hands to solve our differences over here. It sounds cliché and dumb, but it works a lot better than having access to firearms. One individual overreacting, being intoxicated and so forth and you have a tragedy on your hands.

All factors taken into consideration, I'd say Scandinavia is probably one of the best places in the world to live. Free health insurance, benefits, not having to literally live on the street if something goes wrong.. so on and so forth. Gets a little boring for me though. Too safe. Would love to live in the states sometimes. Weather sucks a fat one up here too.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. A gun is merely a tool with NO whims, wish's or desires. The guns are not the problem. Look at Switzerland. The problem is uneducated poor people (not just blacks & vato's) in America.

[marzwoody]

Once a country allows guns it is like an infection. the country is fcked. mirin is 100% correct. a country which outlaws guns experiences no gun crime and no gun violence or at the very least extremely rare. the people with guns in these countrys are involved heavily in the criminal underworld they are not going around shooting up civilians or schools. it has happened before, where shooters have used hunting rifles but its extremely rare, probably a handful of cases in England.

Anyone from a country that outlaws guns will know what i'm saying is right. i know people in America who go on about the second amendment etc, but that is all horseshit.

No one needs to go to shooting ranges and shoot guns. i'm sure its a "fun" hobby for a lot of people. until someone shoots someone at the shooting range which has happened so many times.

There is a reason why other countrys look down on America and there ridiculous laws. they truly are the most violent country in the world. the country was created with violence.

When people say "there proud to be an American" it baffles me with the history they have.

[marzwoody]

Marz - 1 America - 0

Also the argument of "you need guns to protect yourself" is invalid. because if your country had outlawed guns you wouden't need guns to protect yourself from other people with guns.

Dumb Dumbs.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

Once a country allows guns it is like an infection. the country is fcked. mirin is 100% correct. a country which outlaws guns experiences no gun crime and no gun violence or at the very least extremely rare. the people with guns in these countrys are involved heavily in the criminal underworld they are not going around shooting up civilians or schools. it has happened before, where shooters have used hunting rifles but its extremely rare, probably a handful of cases in England.

Anyone from a country that outlaws guns will know what i'm saying is right. i know people in America who go on about the second amendment etc, but that is all horseshit.

No one needs to go to shooting ranges and shoot guns. i'm sure its a "fun" hobby for a lot of people. until someone shoots someone at the shooting range which has happened so many times.

There is a reason why other countrys look down on America and there ridiculous laws. they truly are the most violent country in the world. the country was created with violence.

When people say "there proud to be an American" it baffles me with the history they have.

Well let's look at the Cities of New York & Chicago. They both have outrageous slave-like gun laws & both cities are at the top of America's most unsafe & violent cities. Moreover, you seem to be missing the entire point of the 1st Amendment Marz. The point of the 1st Amendment is to take away the monopoly of force from the gov't & into the hands of the people. You have been indoctrinated your whole life & think it is normal that you can NOT own a tool to protect yourself & family. Freemen have weapons to protect. Slaves have NONE.

[NunyaBidness]

Once a country allows guns it is like an infection. the country is fcked. mirin is 100% correct. a country which outlaws guns experiences no gun crime and no gun violence or at the very least extremely rare. the people with guns in these countrys are involved heavily in the criminal underworld they are not going around shooting up civilians or schools. it has happened before, where shooters have used hunting rifles but its extremely rare, probably a handful of cases in England.

Anyone from a country that outlaws guns will know what i'm saying is right. i know people in America who go on about the second amendment etc, but that is all horseshit.

No one needs to go to shooting ranges and shoot guns. i'm sure its a "fun" hobby for a lot of people. until someone shoots someone at the shooting range which has happened so many times.

There is a reason why other countrys look down on America and there ridiculous laws. they truly are the most violent country in the world. the country was created with violence.

When people say "there proud to be an American" it baffles me with the history they have.

Best post you've ever made in my opinion.

There's a gun range about a mile away from my house. Never understood whats so goddamn fun about those things to shoot them all the time. Wife works in the emergency room, yesterday, a guy comes in blew a finger and thumb off his hand at the gunrange when the gun exploded in his hand. Seems like a worthwhile hobby.

[marzwoody]

Well let's look at the Cities of New York & Chicago. They both have outrageous slave-like gun laws & both cities are at the top of America's most unsafe & violent cities. Moreover, you seem to be missing the entire point of the 1st Amendment Marz. The point of the 1st Amendment is to take away the monopoly of force from the gov't & into the hands of the people. You have been indoctrinated your whole life & think it is normal that you can NOT own a tool to protect yourself & family. Freemen have weapons to protect. Slaves have NONE.

This is an interesting discussion Ron. i hate to destroy your fantasy but the US people will never rebel and succeed. with the US army's superior technology Aircraft / Bombs / Drones / Tanks, they could eliminate every US citizen if they wanted too. and there's not a damn thing you or your pals rifles you bought from best buy can do about that.

The Amedment was written in a different time period. dudes were still using flint rifles. time to abandon that old shit like many people have abandoned religion.

[NunyaBidness]

This is an interesting discussion Ron. i hate to destroy your fantasy but the US people will never rebel and succeed. with the US army's superior technology Aircraft / Bombs / Drones / Tanks, they could eliminate every US citizen if they wanted too. and there's not a damn thing you or your pals rifles you bought from best buy can do about that.

The Amedment was written in a different time period. dudes were still using flint rifles. time to abandon that old shit like many people have abandoned religion.

Gun nuts are just nuts, you can't debate with them. They're all completely terrified and live in fantasy worlds where they think they'll get to someday be a superhero with their firearms.

All they talk about is "what if we're attacked" "what if we're robbed" "what if obama steals our guns". Their lives are all about fear.

[Vaughany]

Murrrriccaaa penetrate yeeeah

[Ron_Paul_2012]

This is an interesting discussion Ron. i hate to destroy your fantasy but the US people will never rebel and succeed. with the US army's superior technology Aircraft / Bombs / Drones / Tanks, they could eliminate every US citizen if they wanted too. and there's not a damn thing you or your pals rifles you bought from best buy can do about that.

The Amedment was written in a different time period. dudes were still using flint rifles. time to abandon that old shit like many people have abandoned religion.

Hate to burst your bubble kid. But the people you call my pals who own rifles. They are the same people who join the Military dumb dumb. They are not going to fight themselves. Furthermore where did you get the idea that normal people who own guns want to succeed? You watch too much television kid. This is our Country why would any of us want to succeed? America is the greatest Country on planet Earth. I don't even know where to begin with you. You are so out of touch with American life. You might as well be from another planet. You sound like you come from some sort of slave colony. The bottom line is that there is no "right" way to live one's life. If you like the idea of not having the freedom to own a tool to protect yourself that's fine with me. I'm not here to sell you on the idea of how great it is to be free. Different strokes etc.

[marzwoody]

Gun nuts are just nuts, you can't debate with them. They're all completely terrified and live in fantasy worlds where they think they'll get to someday be a superhero with their firearms.

All they talk about is "what if we're attacked" "what if we're robbed" "what if obama steals our guns". Their lives are all about fear.

Sad but true. i have cousins from America that own a gun in every room. when they come over here its almost like they mock us "you guys don't even have guns to protect yourself's" yeah because we don't need them. even if they read my above posts they would still deny. just ignorance.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

Gun nuts are just nuts, you can't debate with them. They're all completely terrified and live in fantasy worlds where they think they'll get to someday be a superhero with their firearms.

All they talk about is "what if we're attacked" "what if we're robbed" "what if obama steals our guns". Their lives are all about fear.

Delicious irony. Says the boy who is afraid of guns. The bottom line about far left lunatics is that they live in a fantasy land & try to avoid reality at every turn. They do not believe in personal responsibility. They despise reason & logic. Most of them have a useless degree & work in coffee houses or some other low paying service job. Most of them barely got their English Lit. or Philosophy degree because of the dreaded prerequisite math classes.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

Sad but true. i have cousins from America that own a gun in every room. when they come over here its almost like they mock us "you guys don't even have guns to protect yourself's" yeah because we don't need them. even if they read my above posts they would still deny. just ignorance.

Not almost. They are mocking you. You are so clueless that they probably feel sorry for you.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

Best post you've ever made in my opinion.

There's a gun range about a mile away from my house. Never understood whats so goddamn fun about those things to shoot them all the time. Wife works in the emergency room, yesterday, a guy comes in blew a finger and thumb off his hand at the gunrange when the gun exploded in his hand. Seems like a worthwhile hobby.

Your wife ever hear of a patient who got into a car accident? You want to ban automobiles?

[marzwoody]

Hate to burst your bubble kid. But the people you call my pals who own rifles. They are the same people who join the Military dumb dumb. They are not going to fight themselves. Furthermore where did you get the idea that normal people who own guns want to succeed? You watch too much television kid. This is our Country why would any of us want to succeed? America is the greatest Country on planet Earth. I don't even know where to begin with you. You are so out of touch with American life. You might as well be from another planet. You sound like you come from some sort of slave colony. The bottom line is that there is no "right" way to live one's life. If you like the idea of not having the freedom to own a tool to protect yourself that's fine with me. I'm not here to sell you on the idea of how great it is to be free. Different strokes etc.

I find it sad your country is so oppressed with your overbearing government and laws which want to control everything. that your idea of being "free" is owning a firearm.

I'm glad there are Americans like Nunya that can look at things objectively and look past the ra ra merica land of the free home of the brave, patriotic bullshit you have been fed your whole life since school.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

Gun nuts are just nuts, you can't debate with them. They're all completely terrified and live in fantasy worlds where they think they'll get to someday be a superhero with their firearms.

All they talk about is "what if we're attacked" "what if we're robbed" "what if obama steals our guns". Their lives are all about fear.

I have been around guns my entire life. I can honestly say I have never met anyone in real life who fits your bizarre description. You said that you are Mexican American? Maybe the vato's you grew up with fit that description. I really don't know. I have no idea what kind of people you were raised around. Once again. Different strokes etc.

[Beelzebubzy]

I used yo work with a super conservative ex cop at My last job. He fits nunyas description of a gun nut.

I view guns the same way as I view insurance. Don't want either and they just exist for speculation and fear of something happening.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

I find it sad your country is so oppressed with your overbearing government and laws which want to control everything. that your idea of being "free" is owning a firearm.

I'm glad there are Americans like Nunya that can look at things objectively and look past the ra ra merica land of the free home of the brave, patriotic bullshit you have been fed your whole life since school.

Thanks. You are doing a great job of making my point for me Marz. I agree with you that Amerika is becoming more corrupt & oppressive. If it continues to go in this direction then what do you think it will look like at the end? Just think about it. Would you rather have a nation of armed citizens to act as a countervailing force or do you think harsh language & throwing rocks would be more effective? Also Marz. It's important to think of America as 2 distinct entities. 1) The people. 2) The Federal Gov't.