MMA News for October

[MD]

He claimed it was a joke, and I think it probably was. Doubt anyone's that dumb.

[Vaughany]

or it's the double bluff?!

[Napes21]

Cody Gibson using Google as a shield:

http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_<wbr>bzhvzb2p/

[Vaughany]

Lmao is "come at me bro" being replaced with "google me bro" these days!

if only this had happened a few months before his ufc fight, would of gone all on in gamburyan!

[NunyaBidness]

"UFC fighter, my ass"

[Napes21]

Lmao is "come at me bro" being replaced with "google me bro" these days!

if only this had happened a few months before his ufc fight, would of gone all on in gamburyan!

Me and Pun (or is it Pun and I - before I get Bava'd) were at an event in New Jersey several years back when Carwin put Mir to sleep - event is over and we are in the parking lot and it is a shit storm getting out of there. Car in front of us was loaded with 4 dudes who had all clearly had a good time and were honking and shit and inching up on the car in front of them. Dude in the car in front hops out, looked like he was in his late 40's / early 50's and had been eating horsemeat for the last 20 some odd years rocking an ATT shirt. Walks back to the car and starts giving these dudes lip about why they are being dicks. The kid driving starts mouthing off about "get back in your car" and shit like that. This guy straight yanked him out of the car window. Now they are both standing there and the dudes friends all got quiet. The little annoying twerp starts yelling "Don't penetrate with me bro, I'm a lawyer" and all his buddies start going "Yeah, he's a lawyer, he'll sue your ass". After he got sonned he got back in his car and stopped honking.

[Vaughany]

Haha so it was Pun right?!

[Napes21]

No it wasn't (Pun's a pretty big dude in his own right so wouldn't resort to that - he could just pimp slap fools) - but given that both of us are lawyers and my brother-in-law who was also with us is a lawyer that became our line for a long time. Was a nice cherry on top of a good night of fights (also made a nice chunk on Carwin as a dog against Mir).

[marzwoody]

Pretty weak. Manny would of starched him. i like the guy at the end, ufc fighter my ass.

[Napes21]

Fail:

[MD]

If you're a male UFC fighter and someone assaults you and you don't beat the shit out of them, you're a pussy, apparently, even if you clearly don't want to hurt your assailant. Bunch of ignorant redneck MMA fans.

[PunisherIND]

If you're a male UFC fighter and someone assaults you and you don't beat the shit out of them, you're a pussy, apparently, even if you clearly don't want to hurt your assailant. Bunch of ignorant redneck MMA fans.

He probably forgot to register his fists as lethal weapons. No other explanation.

[NunyaBidness]

He probably forgot to register his fists as lethal weapons. No other explanation.

Quick legal question.

If I've registered my hands as a lethal weapon in my state, do I need to register them in New York when travelling?

[MD]

If I've registered my cack as a lethal weapon in New York, do I need to get a condom with a muzzle on it?

[NunyaBidness]

If I've registered my cack as a lethal weapon in New York, do I need to get a condom with a muzzle on it?

No, but you can't just let it poop on the sidewalks, you have to pick up after it.

[MD]

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/10/6/6917415/will-the-real-badr-hari-please-stand-up

Were you one of the several million people who followed or 'liked' Badr Hari on Twitter, Facebook or Instagram in the last year or more? Well, some bad news - you were being tricked. A dedicated imposter was using Hari to live vicariously online through him. Now the heavyweight icon has taken control of his own identity at last and has created official accounts for fans to follow.

That is hilarious.

[Napes21]

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/10/6...lease-stand-up



That is hilarious.

Was probably this Gross & Deters paying someone to troll him to eventually get his business - genius

[Thor4140]

MMA bettor turns $5 into over $10K with a 10-team parlay.

[getlucky2win]

wtf. hows ths guy gonna post my ticket on twitter like that

[THE_LOCKSMITH]

MMA bettor turns $5 into over $10K with a 10-team parlay.

what book is that from

[Educ8d Degener8]

what book is that from

Visual Basic

[mirinquads]

Why couldn't that have been on Dimes? Would love to see Tonys face if he'd seen that ticket

[marzwoody]

Who is Tony?

[Sacrelicious]

Who is Tony?

This.

[marzwoody]

bump

[Vaughany]

If you're a male UFC fighter and someone assaults you and you don't beat the shit out of them, you're a pussy, apparently, even if you clearly don't want to hurt your assailant. Bunch of ignorant redneck MMA fans.

What if the guy had of cracked his skull open on the floor when he got taken down?

[Vaughany]

what book is that from

KushMoneyLive.com

[MD]

What if the guy had of cracked his skull open on the floor when he got taken down?

Look at the angle he took. That wouldn't have happened.

[Vaughany]

Look at the angle he took. That wouldn't have happened.

So an extremely intoxicated Gibson knew to take him down at a certain angle so as not to risk hurting the guy?!

[MD]

So an extremely intoxicated Gibson knew to take him down at a certain angle so as not to risk hurting the guy?!

Wrestlers have pretty instinctive knowledge of how they're controlling their opponent's hips, they rival even the gayest of SBR members in that regard.

[THE_LOCKSMITH]

What if the guy had of cracked his skull open on the floor when he got taken down?

Cracked skull eh? kind of like the one at the 0:54 minute mark

[Vaughany]

ha true. Fair play then. Did he also instinctively know that the people would pull him off the guy and break it up before getting a chance to choke the guy out or pounds his face in?

[marzwoody]

So an extremely intoxicated Gibson knew to take him down at a certain angle so as not to risk hurting the guy?!

He's just getting used to that level of competition for when he inevitably signs with bellator.

[MD]

He's just getting used to that level of competition for when he inevitably signs with bellator.

You have an incredible eye for talent.

[marzwoody]

You have an incredible eye for talent.

I know.