TUF : Nations great value parlay

[Vaughany]

Absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!!!! I was going to turn in early but instead I think I'll take a Dopamine enhancer & start listening to all of their other songs! When I'm in a certain state of mind & hear or see something beautiful I just start crying (tears of joy/tears of awe) & all the hairs on my forearm & the back of my neck stand on end.

Get the same feeling when I listen to this brah

[Vaughany]

YES! YES! YES! YES!
a backhanded compliment.

In all seriousness, thanks.

I am getting better at MMA betting every year. I know because my bankroll has grown at increasing rates. If I ever lost serious money, I would just put more in real estate or stocks as that game is even easier than this poop.

There are downswings for me as I work more at my day job and just throw picks together that I think are winnerz.
I have and always will give credit to certain posters.

Nunya, MD, Vaughany, GrabABewb, GuidaClayAllDay, SaulPunisher, V1y,([probably others I am forgetting) and Gabe. Without Gabe, I would never had learn from my mistakes.

Love always,
Your fourth best WWE Capper.

Teach me the wayz couzin, show me the money!

GrabABewb

[marzwoody]

Hey Marz. I'm beginning to think that Nuya has gone stir crazy & has developed multiple personalities to cope. I wouldn't be surprised if Nunya was actually MD/Thor/DeFacto. I still can't figure out if he is trying to be annoying or is projecting his mental illness.

I think you might be onto something. Great work detective

[marzwoody]

I have to admit i have been a silly bitch. beez was right, i don't know everything or have it all figured out. apologizes to all.

[marzwoody]

I apologize and much respect to everyone i have offended who has been doing this years longer then me. i tend to forget this isn't just a fun forum made for my entertainment. i have acted like an ass. doesn't mean some of what iv'e said isn't true, but i have gone about it the wrong way.

[Beelzebubzy]

Hey Marz. I'm beginning to think that Nuya has gone stir crazy & has developed multiple personalities to cope. I wouldn't be surprised if Nunya was actually MD/Thor/DeFacto. I still can't figure out if he is trying to be annoying or is projecting his mental illness.

Nunya is Gabe and Beelze.

Love always,
Punisher.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

Nunya is Gabe and Beelze.

Love always,
Punisher.

If I found out that Nunya was actually Gabe I would probably go into shock, start convulsing, then remain in a catatonic state for the rest of my existence!

[judochop87]

I like it

[Pabst]

Alright, first leg of the parlay hits. 30-27 Gagnon. 1-0. 5 to go

[Pabst]

I believe!

4/14/14	$100.00	$3,811.40	Pending	4 Team Parlay
				Pending	4/16/14 8:00pm UFC Fighting 1201 Sheldon Westcott +125* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Elias Theodorou
				Pending	4/16/14 7:30pm UFC Fighting 1302 Chad Laprise +105* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Olivier Aubin-Mercier
				Pending	4/16/14 4:00pm UFC Fighting 2001 Vik Grujic +165* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Nordine Taleb
				Pending	4/16/14 3:00pm UFC Fighting 2201 Tim Gorman +220* <small style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px;">vs</small> Mitch Gagnon

Oops

[NunyaBidness]

Oops

Ah well, you can't hit every 38-1 shot.

[Pabst]

2nd leg of the parlay hits! 30-27 Walsh! 2-0, 4 to go! Go Nordine!

[Wilbo86]

Just looked at the initial "value" parley. From the windows, to the walks, let the chalk drip down your balls!

[Pabst]

3rd leg of the parlay wins! 30-27 Nordine! 3-0, 3 to go!

[Pabst]

Sorry about your "lock" MD

[Pabst]

4-0! Shit is starting to get real! Go Oli!

[terpkeg]

I am moving to the burbs. I put in an offer for a house yesterday and they accepted our counter offer. I will be living next to a golf course.

Growing up sucks.

If the house is in Jersey, I know a good real estate attorney.

[Pabst]

f*ck f*ck f*ck

[NunyaBidness]

f*ck f*ck f*ck

Maybe MD and I should rub it in the way you did?

Except, I'm pretty sure my $100 parlay is a much smaller % of my bankroll than this was for you.

[Beelzebubzy]

Maybe MD and I should rub it in the way you did?

Except, I'm pretty sure my $100 parlay is a much smaller % of my bankroll than this was for you.

it is

5u was 17% of his roll

[Pabst]

Maybe MD and I should rub it in the way you did?

Except, I'm pretty sure my $100 parlay is a much smaller % of my bankroll than this was for you.

It was a hailmary but trust me, it wasn't that much money (for you who bets hundreds of dollars)

[MD]

Sorry about your "lock" MD

Sorry about your "bankroll" Pabst.

[Pabst]

And of course Elijas will win this easily. FML

[Pabst]

Im so pisseddd

[Beelzebubzy]

Only if you played all 6 straight

[NunyaBidness]

Only if you played all 6 straight

No value in that, just put it in a parlay.

[Pabst]

Only if you played all 6 straight

I had 1unit on Aubin-Mercier and 1unit on Elijas but thats it

[Wilbo86]

I haven't been around here for long, bit it never ceases to amaze me that these prophets continue to post their "locks" and genius plays with such confidence...

[Pabst]

I haven't been around here for long, bit it never ceases to amaze me that these prophets continue to post their "locks" and genius plays with such confidence...

I've said on the first page this wasn't a lock, how can a 6 team parlay be a lock?! I've said there was some value there and guess what, if one judges had one round different, this parlay would've hit, so easy to shit on people once they lose.

[Pabst]

I even said on my post that OAM was the one fight I was worried about. Gtfo

[Wilbo86]

Calm ya farm and stop rubbing in when others lose.

[MD]

Calm ya farm and stop rubbing in when others lose.

You haven't been on SBR long bro. There's a guy who makes new accounts just to rub it in when I lose, we live in some sort of fantasy land where 90% of the guys here aren't long-term losers and have never lost a wager.

[Educ8d Degener8]

No value in that, just put it in a parlay.

I'm pretty sure when you factor in parlay magic, books cash 5/6 as a win.

[Wilbo86]

You haven't been on SBR long bro. There's a guy who makes new accounts just to rub it in when I lose, we live in some sort of fantasy land where 90% of the guys here aren't long-term losers and have never lost a wager.

Yeah there's a fair bit of gambler's cognitive dissonance going on around here. Having said that, I think the long term losers over-represent themselves on these boards.

Good work on your Kennedy play, I almost tailed you but didn't have the conviction.

[MD]

Yeah there's a fair bit of gambler's cognitive dissonance going on around here. Having said that, I think the long term losers over-represent themselves on these boards.

Good work on your Kennedy play, I almost tailed you but didn't have the conviction.

Thanks man. I'm still bummed that I forgot to tweet the play, but hey, I was asleep for most of the card. Took a huge hit on Stout/Noons goes distance, so I'm fortunate to have even finished up. How'd you do tonight?