UFC Fight Night: Condit Vs Kampmann 2 (August 28,2013)

[NunyaBidness]

Nunya gabers takes constructive criticism better than anyone we know. How could he take it te wrong way?

Hey, we got him to understand that parlays aren't magic eventually. Now if he'd just tell his subscribers that.

[sideloaded]

http://vimeo.com/69442447 goto 1:04

[Beelzebubzy]

Hey, we got him to understand that parlays aren't magic eventually. Now if he'd just tell his subscribers that.

I edited my post because he didnt overreact.
I was impressed.
Having a job might be changing him

[NunyaBidness]

Holy shit. He didnt call you a fool

It's burned into my skull already, just like how my momma told me I was worthless and my dad told me I was pretty.

[rocky16]

I'm not. Thanks. Just saying I don't agree that I'm trying to sound like anyone else or forcing anything. I just tell the jokes the way I have them in my head.

I haven't been getting up too much, that minute was my first time up in a while, so that really effects my performance, as well.

Jesus Christ, someone shut this focking kid up. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. YOU ARE NOT A COMEDIAN. SHUT THE FOCK UP!

[Ron_Paul_2012]

I knew you were a fan! lol

I'm also on episode 3

Good stuff. I actually laughed out loud.

[NunyaBidness]

http://vimeo.com/69442447 goto 1:04

The criticism they give here is pretty much what I'm saying. You sound like you're trying to do Steven Wright, which maybe that is your own natural delivery, but it seems like your jokes are a little more dickish in tone not surreal like Wright. Feel like you could drop them with a little more attitude and it would play better.

Also, the BJJ joke would play better if you just said Karate instead. A wider audience would understand it and it doesn't change the joke at all.

Just saying.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

Jesus Christ, someone shut this focking kid up. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. YOU ARE NOT A COMEDIAN. SHUT THE FOCK UP!

Hey DeFacto I thought you were kicked off the board. Just a matter of time before your kicked out again.

[MD]

Indeed. Gabe is a douche at times (as most of us are on SBR), but he's a really likeable guy.

[rocky16]

Good stuff. I actually laughed out loud.

Bro, if you seriously thought that was funny you should just kill yourself now. Dear lawd!

[rocky16]

Indeed. Gabe is a douche at times (as most of us are on SBR), but he's a really likeable guy.

No, he's an asshole.

[rocky16]

Hey DeFacto I thought you were kicked off the board. Just a matter of time before your kicked out again.

Pal, why the fock would I be kicked out of the forum? I only tell truths, I'm not serving up shitty picks and taking up forum space like you, focking jooboy.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

Pal, why the fock would I be kicked out of the forum? I only tell truths, I'm not serving up shitty picks and taking up forum space like you, focking jooboy.

So you are DeFacto! Thanks I just wanted to confirm.

[rocky16]

So you are DeFacto! Thanks I just wanted to confirm.

Why so you can go running to the mods like a little phaget? "Rocky16 is bullying me in the forums." Grow the fock up bro.

[rocky16]

And I ain't no DeFacto. No one, including most of you phagets can hold a candle to an alpha like that man. Too bad you focking betas ran him of the forums because he was so "mean" to you. Focking pathetic.

[rocky16]

Adding .5 unit Melancon. .5 unit McGee. 1 unit parlay Tavarez/Perez.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

You are obviously a chicken sh*t little coward. If you had any balls you would say loud & proud that you are in fact DeFactoCrippler. Instead you give a weak *ss reply. "Please don't tell the mods on me"

[rocky16]

You are obviously a chicken sh*t little coward. If you had any balls you would say loud & proud that you are in fact DeFactoCrippler. Instead you give a weak *ss reply. "Please don't tell the mods on me"

Get it through your joosh head. No where did I say "please don't tell the mods." In fact I said your punkass would run to the mods because you're a phaget. I could give a fock either way, this forum isn't my life. Like if you were banned what the fock would you do with the rest of your pathetic existence. Eat TV dinners and stroke your pekker to your girls gone wild VHS set. I'll still be an alpha stud either way. A guy who pulls all the hottest chicks and drives the fastest cars. While you sit on the sidelines watching with jealousy. I will let you pinch my pekker just so you know what an alpha stud feels like. Hit me up via PM for more details.

[MD]

Gabe, that woman giving you advice in episode three is a f-cking idiot. Jesus.

[Educ8d Degener8]

http://vimeo.com/72119595 skip to 43:00 for his performance

Shit gets weird at 58:00...

[Vaughany]

Shit gets weird at 58:00...

lol wtf bro! is this stand-up thing for "freaks who suck each-other off on the reg" only or something?!

Where the fuuck is Gaberz? Have you sucked off this Mervis? guy? It sounded like it's just a right of passage thing - like to get this 1 minute gig in front of Redban, the clearly homosexual Hinchcliffe guy, and Bobby Lee you have to blow the old dude out back first? Did Rogan have to blow him when he started out? They were talking about it all like it was such a normal trivial thing! Im confused as fuuck right now

[Vaughany]

Get it through your joosh head. No where did I say "please don't tell the mods." In fact I said your punkass would run to the mods because you're a phaget. I could give a fock either way, this forum isn't my life. Like if you were banned what the fock would you do with the rest of your pathetic existence. Eat TV dinners and stroke your pekker to your girls gone wild VHS set. I'll still be an alpha stud either way. A guy who pulls all the hottest chicks and drives the fastest cars. While you sit on the sidelines watching with jealousy. I will let you pinch my pekker just so you know what an alpha stud feels like. Hit me up via PM for more details.

[mmaed]

Get it through your joosh head. No where did I say "please don't tell the mods." In fact I said your punkass would run to the mods because you're a phaget. I could give a fock either way, this forum isn't my life. Like if you were banned what the fock would you do with the rest of your pathetic existence. Eat TV dinners and stroke your pekker to your girls gone wild VHS set. I'll still be an alpha stud either way. A guy who pulls all the hottest chicks and drives the fastest cars. While you sit on the sidelines watching with jealousy. I will let you pinch my pekker just so you know what an alpha stud feels like. Hit me up via PM for more details.

This guy is has the douchiest tone but he is still hilarious. Your like a caricature.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

This guy is has the douchiest tone but he is still hilarious. Your like a caricature.

He is obviously a phag. He is trying way too hard to convince the board (and himself) that he is not. That's what is hilarious. Eat a brownie than read his post. It's funny on so many levels it's ridiculous. To be honest I don't even know if he realizes that he is g*y. However, he has a lot of pent up frustration about something.

[mmaed]

He is obviously a phag. He is trying way too hard to convince the board (and himself) that he is not. That's what is hilarious. Eat a brownie than read his post. It's funny on so many levels it's ridiculous. To be honest I don't even know if he realizes that he is g*y. However, he has a lot of pent up frustration about something.

Yes he is overly macho. Thats what i mean about him being a caricature. He sounds like he is straight outta jersey shore.

[Ron_Paul_2012]

This guy is has the douchiest tone but he is still hilarious. Your like a caricature.

Maybe it's the brownie but the thought occurred to me that perhaps rocky16 is in fact an ugly women. The shallow over the top stereo typical ideas of what makes an Alpha is cartoonish. And what Alpha would want a guy to "pinch his pekker"? That statement is very telling when examining the psyche of this very confused person. That statement is like sending out a rainbow beacon & hoping some phag will see the call then PM him. It's what a clueless woman would say trying to masquerade as a man on an all male gambling message board. Or perhaps rocky16 is in fact a male phag who feels guilty & ashamed about his sexuality & wants to be punished. Notice that he wanted his naughty pekker to be "pinched". He could have said stroked or a dozen other words but he chose the word "pinched". I'm surprised he didn't say "pinched hard". Hey rocky16. It's 2013 breh, just be yourself.

[mirinquads]

Ron Paul getting trolled hardcore.

Damn those gaberz videos was PAINFUL to watch, had to turn them off after a few minutes.

What the penetrate is that audition, had a definite homosexual vibe to it.

[On2TheNext1]

I wish redban would die.

[Vaughany]

Ron Paul getting trolled hardcore.

Damn those gaberz videos was PAINFUL to watch, had to turn them off after a few minutes.

What the penetrate is that audition, had a definite homosexual vibe to it.

yeah creepy as fuuck!

[Vaughany]

I wish redban would die.

lol

[Thor4140]

Vera is on his way to retirement. The guy is a stiff and his fluke against Shogun when he just wanted to quit about ten different times ended like usual as him losing. Ben is a stiff but i think he packs enuf punch to make Vera finally quit.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/boxing-mma-ufc-betting/2529390-ufc-164-henderson-vs-pettis-2-august-31-2013-a.html

[Vaughany]

lmao I was gonna call you a rooster_eater for that earlier, and lambaste you for not putting it in the right thread (but I couldnt log-in for some reason)! but yea, shame on you Thor, shame on you!

[Thor4140]

lmao I was gonna call you a rooster_eater for that earlier, and lambaste you for not putting it in the right thread (but I couldnt log-in for some reason)! but yea, shame on you Thor, shame on you!

By the way V i missed the Tuf season with Dylan Andrews. Is he any good? I know Papy is a can of a can and i think this is why they gave Dylan this fight but i just doin't know much about Andrews. What ya got for me on this guy? On another note on Hawani's twit and interesting article about Cerrone. Wonder how many other guys are like this.

[Thor4140]

http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/8/28/4653528/cerrone-faces-days-of-misery-before-thrill-of-fight

[mirinquads]

Any idea when this starts if youre in Europe?

Vaugh?