A Place for all of CappinPicks Tennis Bet: auto-played & accounted for by fitguy67

[fitguy67]

ok tennis winner 9 in a row make it D evans tomorrow morning parlay with muller

bang...there it is, er was...buried at the end of a run-on sentence in post #67 (page 2)

if Slug hadn't ferreted it out and posted it over in his own thread...i'd have never seen it...

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Cappin'...for the love of Jerzy Janowicz

if you're on a play...and you want to get credited for it eventually...state it clearly...don't just bury it at the end of sentence like that...

you see what i did to your post with the bold-font?...do something like that, at least

if you're on a play, state it clearly...(maybe even give some helpful details like competition and starting time...you know, the sorts of things other people do when they call a play)

[JC1186]

Oh dear fitguy. Seriously thought you would have seen the light by this stage.

Has there even been a genuine play in 4 pages apart from the 1.50 Evans/Muller?

C'mon mate. It's getting a little sad.

[fitguy67]

Oh dear fitguy. Seriously thought you would have seen the light by this stage.

Has there even been a genuine play in 4 pages apart from the 1.50 Evans/Muller?

C'mon mate. It's getting a little sad.

just call me "don quixote"...to dream the impossible dream...

nobody can say i didn't try to cultivate this source of "buried treasure"

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my playful verbosity is often misconstued as seriousness...i was, however, curious to see if some sense could be made of all these "drive by postings"...sadly, no

[fitguy67]

Depends on your interpretation, thread should just end, he'll never post a legitimate play before the match, always ranting he's on whoever is winning at the moment, if you track his posts, whenever he rants in other sports that team at that very moment starts to lose and goes on to lose, check the bball and other sports, its an amazing gift he has.

well said...i don't mind someone victory-dancing their cleverness...i just wanna see some evidence that it was posted before the match started...

the other guy legendary for calling out how "easy" it was to to have played whoever's winning atm...only to have it backfire embarrassingly-often...is/was GusFring...

[amolg24]

well said...i don't mind someone victory-dancing their cleverness...i just wanna see some evidence that it was posted before the match started...

the other guy legendary for calling out how "easy" it was to to have played whoever's winning atm...only to have it backfire embarrassingly-often...is/was GusFring...

Kinda sad though...i feel like CP could really do everyone a good service if he posted in a timely manner. He just wants to act like he doesn't care that much because of all the trolls but if its just his stubborn mentality that stops him...well that's the sad part lol

[fitguy67]

Ungur and rosol lost -700 what a joke talk about sucking on clay and not caring.. is martin cuevas related to pablo? money brothers

damn also took a hit with ungur cant trust these goofs on clay just gotta hit cuevas

Dug up another CappinPick...it's gotta be Martin Cuevas at the Arad Challenger, Friday, June06, 7:30edt tentatively...aka. a few hours from now

"Play" #2: M. Cuevas 4.09 (pin) over Pouille -0.3236x / +1x

BOL...you don't have to tail...but god rest your soul if you should fade


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[fitguy67]

Hmmm...there's gotta be another way...i know...hmmm, i feel another project coming...

introducting FGCCPTGPBMM (FG channeling CP to get plays by metaphysical means)

it's coming thru...ahhh yes:

"Townsend is a fat kxnt who eats too much Hummer has funny eyes and will get crushed again books giving away free money i'll bet Saunders n Stephens both smell like that stuff we never put on pizza"

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five betpoints to the first person to "find the pick buried in the post"

BTW, there is a real play in there...and i just locked it in. Starts in 4.5 hours.

Challenger obviously...only CP messages strong enough for me to pick up with my just-developing skills. But eventually i'll be able to pick up the winnaazzz of all kinds...then i'll never have to go outside again..."free money all day" every day.

[amolg24]

How can you be sure he was playing Martin and not Pablo?

[fitguy67]

How can you be sure he was playing Martin and not Pablo?

that my friend is what takes this thread out of the mundane realm of investing/betting...and catapults it into the fascinating realm of

metaphysics/philosophy...the specific branch we need to HELP answer your seemingly-simple question is epistemology (the study of how anything can come to be known)

short answer to your question tho' is: how could anyone really know from those two posts that mentioned the name Cuevas...it all depends on the result before CP will "reveal" what he "meant" and therefore "called"...and tack another W onto his "record"...and if we have trouble with his post-match claims that he "just must have" been all over Pouille (amazing, Nostradamus-like to just know that the 1.22 favorite would surprise us all like that)...well, we must be loser-retards!


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BTW, the channeled pick in #112 was of course...

Uladzimer (Belarussian for "free money") Ignatik @2.43 over Damir (Bosnian for "wild-eyed") Dzhumur (a loser): either my channeling's not very good...or he meant the "anchovies" prop...which i couldn't find anywhere...for Stephens, Saunders...for anyone/anywhere really

so i'll have to eat that loss and add it to my thread record, making me 0-1, -0.6993u

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the good news about this, though is that i've decided to
throw the 5betpoints onto the prize for the next instalment of

"Find the Pick in the channeled CappinPick Pick"

The first instalment was a big success: no entries...but unfortunately none of them were correct
Better luck next time!


Your very-imperfect guide to the wonderful world of CappinPicks' "Picks"...

fitguy67

[EaglesPhan36]

This whole thread looks like what I imagine the Introductory Packet looks like at an Insane Asylum.

[bababooey13]

this thread has me shitting my pants for so many reasons. amazing.

[fitguy67]

This whole thread looks like what I imagine the Introductory Packet looks like at an Insane Asylum.

this thread has me shitting my pants for so many reasons. amazing.

i agree..time to put this thread out of its misery...

as the father of this thread...i lament...from it only one sentence is worth salvaging to pass on to future generations of tennis-betting humanity...to puzzle over for decades to come...contemplating this shall become the a gambler's equivalent of trying to answer the timeless question "what is the e sound of one hand clapping?"...

"Townsend is a fat kxnt who eats too much Hummer has funny eyes and will get crushed again books giving away free money i'll bet Saunders n Stephens both smell like that stuff we never put on pizza"

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anyhow, now that the niceties are out of the way, time to be brutally honest:

i don't have any more time to waste dropping my "free money" pearls on all you retards...

cuz i'll be too busy goin' outside at least once a month...even if i don't need to

THREAD CLOSED!!!

[brodie]

[jtoler]

Closing? Was the best thread on the forum, the literary was top notch, please reconsider.

[fitguy67]

Closing? Was the best thread on the forum, the literary was top notch, please reconsider.

at 12:44 catch Curly saying "I resemble that remark"

[qweretyq]

nvm