Matts Tennis Thread 2nd Edition....

[matt1216]

ATP 23rd Feb:

Cilic -3 1.83 x 10 units*large Wager*

[Cappinpicks]

like cillic to win wonder if he is tired like Suckapalova

[Bumdeal]

like cillic to win wonder if he is tired like Suckapalova

how does it feel to be completely unwelcome? and you just don't care

[fitguy67]

how does it feel to be completely unwelcome? and you just don't care

it takes a special breed of "contributor"...worthy of an award...
"The Gus Fring Memorial FelchingStraw "

three key criteria:

1. 20-20 hindsight

2. chicken-little intuition (aka. recognition of "massive gifts" and "traps")

3. convenient attacks of amnesia re: 1. and 2. above to allow intra-game "i told u so" flip-flops

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cappinpicks is the prohibitive favorite to suck on the inaugural edition

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to fully appreciate the award, google "felch" or "felching"

[Semper Fidelis]

Hey there fitguy, just wanted to give you props for always helping people out in these threads man - I'm sure the rookies here have benefited greatly from your knowledge and general advice when it comes to sports betting. I've been wagering on sports for years now, and though I'd never claim to be anything close to an expert (just consistent bankroll building and profits year after year), I do think it's amazing how you can learn something new all the time. Whether it be a new type of strategy or system or different money management strategy, or learning how to make loads off different types of wagers rarely used before, part of the fun and addiction of sports betting is being able to find several different ways to beat the books!

Sorry for the rant, just wanted to give you props for always helping and correcting people when they need it lol. Also, I was wondering where one could find a parlay calculator to determine payouts of taking two or more different teams at differing odds. Like what is the formula for determining the payout of a parlay containing Team A at -250, Team B at +115, and Team C at -340? I remember seeing some sort of formula or calculator at one point but it was long ago and I can't remember the site or where I saw it. Thanks for the help, and keep up the good work you do in these forums!

[fitguy67]

hey Semper, chek out EP's thread for a hedging calculator i just posted for you...

as for a parlay calculator, here's a great kit of sports-betting calculators

http://www.sportsoftheking.com/Tools/Betting-Tools_41.aspx

(the one you're interested in now is third from the top)

[CallMeGENO]

too bad cilic. u had 3 breaks to start the match.

[Hardcoar]

Yeah and Mr. Anderson had none!

[CallMeGENO]

didnt say that.... said cilic had 3 chances to START THE MATCH

[Bumdeal]

I was scared of Cilic here but your thread gave me confidence to take him. Hopefully Kevin is dejected after all those opportunities and you hit the spread.

[bababooey13]

it's choke day

[boss_of_um]

Serving to seal the -3 and gets broken. F*ck you Cilic!

[matt1216]

ahh it's all good. Still 2/3 on the big plays and up 4 units on the day

[poet]

ahh it's all good. Still 2/3 on the big plays and up 4 units on the day

Yeah, but i only tailed this one...

[brodie]

Yeah, but i only tailed this one...

yeah matt what's your problem asshole? cant go fukking 3 for 3

just playing matt, eat shit poet

[poet]

yeah matt what's your problem asshole? cant go fukking 3 for 3

just playing matt, eat shit poet

Was anyone talking to you? I was just expressing my frustrations, wasn't blaming anyone. Why don't you eat yourself, and when you're done you can eat me you stupid halfwit.

[brodie]

Was anyone talking to you? I was just expressing my frustrations, wasn't blaming anyone. Why don't you eat yourself, and when you're done you can eat me you stupid halfwit.

u mad though

[poet]

u mad though

Yeah, I'm mad

[fitguy67]

poet, get that rogue woman of yours in line...

home-related frustration is cramping your usually-affable posting style...

whining/lashing out at fellow anonymous degenerates does no good...

take that spouse of yours out to the woodshed, take away her crdt_cds (and while you're there, give her a good poke in the whiskers for old time sake...will help to seal the deal)


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damn...did i actually type that?...lost all recollection of the last ten minutes...must have been one of those "jj_gold" possession/channeling episodes i've heard tell of...
"avuncular advice is promulgated in strange ways"...all for the good of the forum

[Cappinpicks]

u mad though

lol heyward

[brodie]

lol heyward

the white jordan
best white player in the league aside from klove

[Cappinpicks]

the white jordan
best white player in the league aside from klove

what about budinger forgot him

[BigPage25]

the white jordan
best white player in the league aside from klove

Don't forget Chris Kamen

[Cappinpicks]

jordan farmer

[brodie]

Don't forget Chris Kamen

ehhh... i would've accepted david lee. i'm disappointed in you guys

and im pretty sure farmar is black lol

[poet]

poet, get that rogue woman of yours in line...

home-related frustration is cramping your usually-affable posting style...

whining/lashing out at fellow anonymous degenerates does no good...

take that spouse of yours out to the woodshed, take away her crdt_cds (and while you're there, give her a good poke in the whiskers for old time sake...will help to seal the deal)


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damn...did i actually type that?...lost all recollection of the last ten minutes...must have been one of those "jj_gold" possession/channeling episodes i've heard tell of...
"avuncular advice is promulgated in strange ways"...all for the good of the forum

You are right fitguy (I always liked you), all is not well with me (and my household). I'm not enjoying this anymore (not that I ever really did). Was just trying to make some money until my toddler can go to school and I can start working again. Too stressful when playing with money you need and then to have the Cilic's of the world just shit their pants, again and again. It's more than I can take or stomach. I'm thinking of cashing out while I'm ahead because, frankly, gambling has changed me. I used to read, listen to music, play with my kids and now I just spend my days and nights looking for the next angle. The best part about all this has been guys like you, Matt, EP, Tipsdontlike, Benny, (and yes, even HC) and others I'm sure I'm forgetting. This is by far the most intelligent forum I've been on, full of smart, sensitive guys who also happen to be tennis aficionados and fellow degenerates. This forum is what I'll miss most when/if I stop this madness. Thanks for caring.

[BigPage25]

jordan farmer

jordan farmers half puertorican half black you fool

[zec]

Matt, do you like Mayer > Seppi?

[Hardcoar]

Chin up poet. Just be patient and work 'dat bank-roll management!

[jiwoolim]

seppi

[matt1216]

Matt, do you like Mayer > Seppi?

Why? Seppi hasn't done fck all in this year yet. Until he wins there's no need to touch him.

[kenz]

I have Mayer, but Seppi's style may give us some trouble if he plays the way he played against Hewitt.

[zec]

Why? Seppi hasn't done fck all in this year yet. Until he wins there's no need to touch him.

I don't understand this Matt.. So when a player is playing like shit all year you don't want to bet against him?

[kenz]

I don't understand this Matt.. So when a player is playing like shit all year you don't want to bet against him?

I think he misquoted you. He wanted to quote jiwoolim

[druss117]

Hey Matt ,
you like any future bets for the Dubai Tournament?

http://www.betfair.com/exchange/tennis/market?id=1.112970323

I like del potro he's seeded 2 so he should avoid Djokovic till the finals. even Federer is seeded 4. Both have good odds.