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[faststeady]

was that whole second set of dellacqua all service breaks

[Hardcoar]

Nope... three holds!

I thought Minella would take this, I must admit.

[Cappinpicks]

Babos just took a shit on the worse favored player

[Cappinpicks]

babos beating up on fatty

[JC1186]

Poor Cappin. He doesn't have any real money so he spends his time cheering on others to lose.

[kenz]

Poor Cappin. He doesn't have any real money so he spends his time cheering on others to lose.

Actually he made $500K betting on Delbonis ML $1M

[Cappinpicks]

Poor Cappin. He doesn't have any real money so he spends his time cheering on others to lose.

Or i make money fading losers like you on the favorite, poor Jc

[Cappinpicks]

Actually he made $500K betting on Delbonis ML $1M

or whatever your equivalent of all in is

[JC1186]

If Cappin's first language is English then his parents are pathetic and did a shithouse job raising him hehe.

[Cappinpicks]

If Cappin's first language is English then his parents are pathetic and did a shithouse job raising him hehe.

wow you really must have no life grammar nazi haha your parents must be proud of having a loser who goes around online trying to teach class

[JC1186]

So how many voices exactly do you have going on in that head of yours buddy?

You poor thing.

I mean that. I really do.

[kenz]

cappingpicks how old are you?

[fitguy67]

was that whole second set of dellacqua all service breaks

WTA: where holding service (although still technically legal)...is highly frowned upon.

[Hardcoar]

Unsurprisingly, Babos finds a way.

[fitguy67]

the preceding post is a slightly-reworked hommage to SBR's tennis elder-statesman/humorist, EP (of "right side of the choke" fame).

[DownTheLine]

Fichman 1.74
Majeric 2.80
Brengle 1.65
Watson x Dellaqua 2.00
Kudryavtseva x Giorgi x Van Uytvanck 2.64

My picks today. I ran realllllly good!

[fitguy67]

Obama to win US Presidential Election 2008
Obama to win US Presidential Election 2012
Boston Bruins to win Stanley Cup 2011-2012
Chicago BlackHawks to win Stanley Cup 2012-2013
Miami Heat to Win 2011-2012 NBA Championship
Miami Heat to Win 2012-2013 NBA Championship

The odds were really really high too, but not handy right now...trust me!

My futures picks of the last several years. I ran realllllly good!

there, fixed it!
damn, DTL...it's almost magic how you hit 'em all


if i wait till tennis matches are over, i notice the same thing you have...that the bold-faced words at flashscore seem to have won almost everytime!!!

but i wasn't smart enough to have bet them all like you did
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wait, let me try...

Czink, 2-1 @ (look up plausible prematch odds and put here)
Zanevska, 2-0 @ (look up plausible prematch odds and put here)...

damn, i went 2-0...tomorrow i'll even post the parlays that i just knew all along would win cuz I'm running so gud!!!

[Cappinpicks]

Wow Murry just got embarassed AGAIN on national TV.... odds on jokovich were free money only -200

[DownTheLine]

there, fixed it!
damn, DTL...it's almost magic how you hit 'em all


if i wait till tennis matches are over, i notice the same thing you have...that the bold-faced words at flashscore seem to have won almost everytime!!!

but i wasn't smart enough to have bet them all like you did
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wait, let me try...

Czink, 2-1 @ (look up plausible prematch odds and put here)
Zanevska, 2-0 @ (look up plausible prematch odds and put here)...

damn, i went 2-0...tomorrow i'll even post the parlays that i just knew all along would win cuz I'm running so gud!!!

So you want me to post screen shots? You really think I'm going through all of that trouble back tracking looking up odds to post fake picks? I love jealous people, I say I had a good day and you can't take me at word for it. That's okay I post a handful of my picks on twitter.

@ZGtheSK 11h
IW WTA Qualies: Fichman 1.74, Majeric 2.80, Brengle 1.65, Watson x Dellaqua 2.00, Kudryavtseva x Giorgi x Van Uytvanck 2.64 #havefunwithit

And before I say this just go look at my feed when picks were posted guy for verification. You wrote a check and your mouth can't cash it punk. 11 hours ago by my math is hmmmmm what time is that bud? That's 12:30 est bro. What time the ladies matches start today? Was it 2? I think it was! So what other proof do you need asshole? Your butt is chapped for no reason because a guy you don't know is remotely happy about having a good day betting. How does that feel? I hate low lifes like you.

You might be lower than cappinlife, at least he's consistently a POS while you, you're showing your true colors now. Bet to win not risk? What lame ass fortune cookie you get that out of or did you borrow it from the book of common sense. Real original.

Speaking of lets get back to the original point, 5-0! HOLD MY DICK FOR BEING THAT GUY TO QUESTION IT! Some of you bettors are just miserable dirty human beings aren't ya?

[fitguy67]

simple...if you haven't posted a day's slate of picks...don't come on later and celebrate it...simple as that...

the odd "damn i had Anderson" or "woohoo i had Grigor" after a match is ok...but not a whole goddam slate, complete with prices...

smells like fish (at least put a loser or two in there to make it look more realistic)...

it's a lot easier to claim to be "the amazing Kreskin" if you wait till the matches are over...

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now, if you actually posted these 5 plays elsewhere (ANYwhere, such as at twitter...as long as it was BEFORE the matches started...) then that's 100% ok and i'll take bak my ridicule...
but tell us where u posted them, so we know u ain't just blowin' smoke outa' your ass tryin' to score more rep points with the noobs than you deserve

[DownTheLine]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm well it was posted because 100 times out of 100 no man women or child is going to go 5-0 in penetrating WTA matches you dolt. So why don't you fukin apologize for being a fukin prick and just admit you were wrong. Because these were plays that were made and are documented as I showed your punk ass, which I didn't even have to do. I owe you nothing. No one claimed to be amazing or anything close to the sort so I have no idea what the fuk you're talking about.

You sound like a kid who just found out there are no more Cheerios in the cabinet, grow the fuk up loser. You mean someone can't pick 5 winners in a row ever?!?!?! How about 6????? You making the rules Monopoly man? You're a joke.

[faststeady]

the point FG is making is you're not presenting your picks here prior to them so there is no need to gloat here after the fact either.

if you enjoy that part, make a thread for your picks and enjoy the ride on the forum.

[DownTheLine]

God this place sucks outside of Hard, matt and a few other guys I can't remember off the top.

That was not the point he was making at all either. Not even close to it. And posting a record of today and saying I ran reallly good is not the definition of gloating. It was more like a general hey I ran good today and showing how good I ran. I was sharing it with a few people I enjoy chatting with here, really that big of a deal? How old are some of you seriously? I already said I will probably not be making a thread on here and stated why, you want to tail tail my twitter. Definitely 100% won't be doing it after some of the behavior I've seen going on in here towards people that post picks and what is going on right now. People question legitimacy of picks if you don't post them and if you do post them so really what's the point? I'm here to talk tennis to help strengthen my betting game, feel free to put me on ignore if you wish both of you are coming across as immature brats. Once again grow the penetrate up, join the real world.

[DownTheLine]

now, if you actually posted these 5 plays elsewhere (ANYwhere, such as at twitter...as long as it was BEFORE the matches started...) then that's 100% ok and i'll take bak my ridicule...
but tell us where u posted them, so we know u ain't just blowin' smoke outa' your ass tryin' to score more rep points with the noobs than you deserve

You gonna take your ridicule back or do I have to yank it from your throat? I gave you the tweet plain as day asshole. Nothing gets me rock hard more than proving people wrong. Mmmmmmm it feels good! Now that, that's gloating. See the difference?

[fitguy67]

DTL, i just checked out your Zeph III tweets...

you did indeed post the picks 12 hours ago there, well before any of the five matches started...

so i apologize for the unwarranted ridicule...i should have simply asked politely if you had posted the plays somewhere else before the matches (and if the answer was "no" explained then what the problem with that is)...my concern was valid but my tone clearly was not

for your part, next time when you want to refer to a full slate of plays you posted elsewhere earlier...provide a simple reference/link to it...makes life easier for everyone when the bullshit-ometer is not unnecessarily triggered
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btw, good going...hitting 5-0 in WTA is worth a good "woo-hoo" as it's a hell of a lot harder than the odds indicate given the way those broads seem so happy to just lose service at any point in a match for any reason...WTA=baccarat with tampons, a racket, and a much bigger house-edge to overcome

[Hardcoar]

Polansky odds absolutely crashing through the floor at 5Dimes, for whatever reason... I hope it's a good one!

[charley365]

small drift on betfair 2.10 now

[fitguy67]

shvedova and scheepers playing regular "day at the office" patty-cake WTA

18 games = 9 breaks + 9 holds

a bit light on the breaks so far...but still plenty of games left to get it over the rule-of-thumb 50% quota

*actually the official quota for holds is 49.32% (the rate at which the "player" wins a hand of baccarat)

WTA = Baccarat with a racket and tampons AND a bigger house edge to overcome

[Hardcoar]

Ouch.

[kenz]

shvedova and scheepers playing regular "day at the office" patty-cake WTA

18 games = 9 breaks + 9 holds

a bit light on the breaks so far...but still plenty of games left to get it over the rule-of-thumb 50% quota

*actually the official quota for holds is 49.32% (the rate at which the "player" wins a hand of baccarat)

WTA = Baccarat with a racket and tampons AND a bigger house edge to overcome

I made approximately +$35 profit from WTA Indian Wells from 2 plays (+$134 from Kudryavtseva - Babos sihtfest where I could easliy lose and -$100 from Kimiko - Shvedova shitfest where Kimiko won the 2nd set 6-1 and became the fav at @1.50 come the 3rd set and then lost 0-6)

+$35 may be my ultimate climax/profit from WTA so I am running away without ever looking back

[Hardcoar]

Gotta get me some Gulbis @ 111...

[brodie]

taylor townsend has to be the fattest pro tennis player of all time

[Hardcoar]

Delbonis with two DFs in less than two service games... must be the hard-court.

[Cappinpicks]

Delbonis with two DFs in less than two service games... must be the hard-court.

lmao, people act like the surface completely determines the outcome... it may have looked like it but it was still a trap to take delbonis +150.... glad i told everyone falla was easy

[Hardcoar]

Too much shit for me to pass up on!