Masturbating w/a Cheese Grater Play

[EaglesPhan36]

Felt good for a while before I passed out from the blood loss in the 3rd set.

[kobee24]

It was a coin toss imo, so it shouldn't effect the motivation that much..

[EaglesPhan36]

Logic defying cheese grater style. Mmmm bloody stump.

Bartoli 2-0 [-125] *Risking 1.25 to Win 1
Bartoli 2-1 [+280] *Risking 0.5 to Win 1.4

[EaglesPhan36]

Been absolutely raped today all around.

[iceminers26]

my least favorite player on the tour, hate this broad but thought for sure she would roll today on the cap

i don't know why i'm shocked, typical fat ass Bartoli

[EaglesPhan36]

Oh my. That was a phat load spent. Uggh. How she pulled that shite out, no clue.

[gaebiskon]

suarez navarro has a beautiful backhand and really a good game to be at least top 20 player
if she were mentally just a little bit tougher, she would have won today and would already be top 20 player at least

[EaglesPhan36]

Problem with her as with many of the broads, terrible, terrible serve.

[tevari]

What's the play tonight, hoss?

[beefcake]

I know Vika is rolling..But dammit I want to take Fartoli so bad.I fukking live her game, as weird as it is, dad rolling onto the court to spout out coaching tips in French, Shadow swinging at everything,jumping around with ants in her pants.I get a kick watching it all..Beats the other stupid robots out there.She is the Mike Leach of tennis..

[Sport_Fish]

Betting bartoli tomorrow is just about summarized in the title of this thread

[EaglesPhan36]

Nothing for me. Li Na is a thought @ plus money, but Sharapova is bashing the ball this week.

[EaglesPhan36]

Monday, Oct.8th
[Osaka] Oopa Luangnam Style +150

[xlilsp1keyx]

Monday, Oct.8th
[Osaka] Oopa Luangnam Style +150

this made me lol

[EaglesPhan36]

Her play is funnier. One more to make the stump bloodier.

[Osaka] Giorgi -120

[tevari]

Monday, Oct.8th
[Osaka] Oopa Luangnam Style +150

Going against EP's usual train of thought? Consensus dog on TI, etc? I know it's easy and d-bag-esque of me to post this as she's just dropped the first set....

[EaglesPhan36]

Yep. I felt poorly playing it with as many of them that were on it, but Razzano is a shitbag. If this broad can serve worth a shit, she still has a shot.

[EaglesPhan36]

Apparently that is asking too much. Any time she breaks Razzano, she pukes it back up.

[tevari]

Ugh. Really wanted to pull the trigger on MJMS but couldn't find the testicular fortitude.

[EaglesPhan36]

Further proof that TI consensus dogs almost always fail.

[EaglesPhan36]

Let yo' freak flag fly.

WTA LINZ: Goerges-Arvidsson Tie Break [YES] +240

[EaglesPhan36]

Dumb da Dumb Dumb.

WTA MOSCOW *0.25 unit each
Solovieva 2-0 +1200
Solovieva 2-1 +1800

[tevari]

This thread needs a perma-bump to the top.