Masturbating w/a Cheese Grater Play

EaglesPhan36 · 10-01-12, 05:43 AM

Also an Anti-TI MWACG Play ..

Shvedova -130

beefcake · 10-01-12, 05:46 AM

I personally use a Sausage grinder for all WTA plays, but to each his own..

EaglesPhan36 · 10-01-12, 08:19 AM

This cheese grater feels phenomenal. Typical choke trying to serve the match out and winding up in a 3rd set when there was no business going to one. Sure Ana will probably win now. Two games is all Lepchoke-o needs to cash the handicap at least.

tevari · 10-01-12, 08:23 AM

I would tread lightly with Shvedova. Peng plays like a woman possessed in Asia.

EaglesPhan36 · 10-01-12, 08:26 AM

Fully expect Lepchenko to win one game in this 3rd set.

Like I said mate, anti-TI play. Almost 100% on the dog. Sometimes they get it right, but I'll fade away.

tevari · 10-01-12, 08:29 AM

We're on opposite sides on that one but we know how that usually goes...

tevari · 10-01-12, 08:35 AM

Break chance for Lepchenko

EaglesPhan36 · 10-01-12, 08:35 AM

Someone wins?

tevari · 10-01-12, 08:37 AM

You usually do

EaglesPhan36 · 10-01-12, 08:37 AM

Yay. One game!

tevari · 10-01-12, 08:39 AM

Dude it's far from over. Rooting for you.

EaglesPhan36 · 10-01-12, 08:43 AM

Oh it's over. I just want the 2nd game to get the damn handicap and I am pretty certain it's not coming.

EaglesPhan36 · 10-01-12, 08:48 AM

Shocker. She wins one game.

Hangoverblack · 10-01-12, 08:55 AM

Peng -120, Shvedova -110 at my book now.

ME thinks since they started Peng as a dog despite a 2-0 H2H favoring Peng, and considering Peng at home, the books must think Shvedova gets hers today.

Or, Peng could be free lunch. I just don't see free lunch often is all.

tevari · 10-01-12, 08:55 AM

Crystal ball. Sorry for the jinx

EaglesPhan36 · 10-01-12, 08:57 AM

Pretty much saw it coming clear as day when she blew the 2nd set.

tevari · 10-01-12, 09:05 AM

PS both of you come play in my shitty book

EaglesPhan36 · 10-01-12, 09:50 AM

I think the Heritage lines maybe are what are tossing people off on that project t-var.

EaglesPhan36 · 10-01-12, 10:50 AM

I foresee another 3rd set choke. Similar to the last match because Shvedova had it 4-3 up a break in the 2nd and blew it Lepchoke-o style. Mmmmm cheese grater.

EaglesPhan36 · 10-01-12, 11:08 AM

Off for my split shit err shift ... nah, shit nap. I say Peng 6-3 in the 3rd and me with a bloody stump of a wang.

MUHerd37 · 10-01-12, 02:48 PM

The fukkings never stop for any of us. I got fukked by Cilic. I really do hope he dies a horrible death. Wins the 1st set easily, then up a break in the 2nd with break point to go up 2 breaks and of course he loses the game. Then gives up the break. Then gets bageled in the 2nd set tiebreak. Opens the 3rd set by breaking and of course give it right back. Up 4-3 and has 2 break points at 15-40. Would be able to serve it out if he breaks and he fukkin loses the game. Then gets broken and then loses the match. Guy is a fukkin moron. I'm just about as dumb for betting him, and betting at the high a price.

beefcake · 10-01-12, 02:57 PM

These late season matches seem to be even more dicey than ones in April

EaglesPhan36 · 10-01-12, 06:17 PM

Grate yo' dikk.

Goerges +265

MUHerd37 · 10-01-12, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Grate yo' dikk.

Goerges +265

Seems like Stosur is an easy pick

EaglesPhan36 · 10-02-12, 06:51 AM

Finally stroked one in WTA. Ugggggggh. Yeah. Cheese GREAT-er!

tevari · 10-02-12, 07:12 AM

zoo youk · 10-02-12, 11:30 AM

EP

i sent you a pm check your inbox fella

MUHerd37 · 10-02-12, 01:27 PM

Nice call on Goerges. I hate her and Stosur. Never know who is gonna show up.

EaglesPhan36 · 10-02-12, 02:27 PM

I am healed for a day ... ready to get my grate on.

Suarez-Navarro +245

EaglesPhan36 · 10-03-12, 04:39 AM

This cheese grater is beginning to feel good.

kobee24 · 10-03-12, 05:13 AM

Very impressive Eagles, you got those calls under control, keep it comin'!!

EaglesPhan36 · 10-03-12, 05:22 PM

Lou is lending me his Grater-Plus for this one.

Wozniacki +158

tevari · 10-04-12, 07:20 AM

I hope this thread never dies.

beefcake · 10-04-12, 07:49 AM

It will eventually evolve to betting on Womens ITF tourneys from Dothan,AL..