How come you liked over? I took over pathetic
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Pumas is horrible, and I figured America would bash their brains in after a frustrating loss last week in Champions League.
The +105 on the over was a better price than the -110 on America ML, so I figured it was worth a shot. I honestly didn't see America running up the score this quickly, though. Just got lucky I guess.Comment -
September 4, 2013
Play No. 1
Major League Soccer: Houston Dynamo at Columbus Crew -- IN-PLAY/HALF TIME -- Dynamo ML (+230)
Risking $25.00 to win $57.50Comment -
You gotta be fukkin kiddin' me ... 1-0 Crew less than two minutes into the half.
And to think, I actually rushed to get that post and bet in despite being buried by work and others' incompetence over the last couple of days.
Hasn't been my day to this point, and that doesn't look like it's about to change here.Comment -
September 4, 2013
LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
Major League Soccer: Seattle Sounders -1 (-106)
Risking $50.00 to win $47.17Comment -
Total loss/profit: -$790.15Comment -
September 6, 2013
Play No. 1
World Cup Qualifying: Faroe Islands at Kazakhstan -- OVER 2.5 (+112)
Risking $50.00 to win $56.00Comment -
September 6, 2013
Play No. 2
World Cup Qualifying: Croatia PK/DNB (+100)
Risking $50.00 to win $50.00
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September 6, 2013
LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
World Cup Qualifying: Peru PK/DNB (+116)
Risking $25.00 to win $29.00Comment -
Total loss/profit: -$759.15Comment -
September 7, 2013
Play No. 1
Major League Soccer: Seattle Sounders -0.5 (-114)
Risking $50.00 to win $43.86Last edited by ParlayininHTown; 09-07-13, 11:12 PM. Reason: Put Portland, but meant Seattle. I apologize for the mistake, but as you can see, I bet Toronto in the other match.Comment -
September 7, 2013
LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
Major League Soccer: Toronto FC +1 (+113)
Risking $50.00 to win $56.50Comment -
Going to count Seattle's win toward the total on this thread, as this thread is about keeping an accurate record of my actual bets, not posting plays for the public to tail so I can boost my ego. I had a major brain cramp (not sober then or right now
) and typed Portland Timbers about 20 minutes before the Sounders match. I actually took TFC +1 in the Portland match, as stated in my post moments before the TFC-Portland game began, so obviously it would make no sense for me to be on Portland as well.
I understand if you don't believe that I bet on Seattle, but I've never tried to make excuses for my losses. I have always and will continue to keep an accurate record in this thread, no matter how ugly it gets. I just wish I had noticed the mistake much sooner. Luckily, this isn't a thread people should tail under any circumstance, so no real harm should have been done here.
Vamos TFC
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Total loss/profit: -$765.29
TFC ran out of gas about 10 minutes too soon.
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September 8, 2013
Play No. 1
Major League Soccer: El Dynamo de Houston ML (+142)
Risking $50.00 to win $71.00
Please don't kick my ass too badly today, MLS ...Comment -
September 8, 2013
Play No. 2
Major League Soccer: New England Revolution ML (+111)
Risking $50.00 to win $55.50
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Early red card for the Revs followed by a Montreal goal. Chalking this up as another loss. No chance the Revs are digging out of this hole and getting all three points.
Get ready for my play in the late game, everyone. It will be strong fade material. I'm talking Brock Landers rubber-band play strong.
When I post the play, pound the opposite side ASAP. It's clear I'm going to get sexually assaulted by MLS (in a figurative sense) tonight.Comment -
September 9, 2013
LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE FADE THE FUKK OUT OF THIS LIKE IT WAS A LANDERS RUBBER-BAND PLAY SPECIAL!
Major League Soccer: San Jose Earthquakes ML (-102)
Risking $250.00 to win $245.10
You know what to do, SBR ...
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Dont really play MLS but for what its worth; I like 2-1 score here.
1-0 half time, 2-1 full time
But again, I dont play MLS lolComment -
2-1 Union. Maybe a last-second Union goal for a 2-2 draw to give me a major kick in the crotch.
I should bet more rigged CSL, but I'm not sure they even play these matches. For all I know, the entire league is fictional.
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Believe it or not, that actually does happen
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I won?
Unreal.net/loserinexplicablycatchesluckybreak
Total loss/profit: -$620.19Comment -
September 10, 2013
Play No. 1
World Cup Qualification: Romania ML (+141)
Risking $50.00 to win $70.50Comment -
September 10, 2013
Play No. 2
World Cup Qualification: Venezuela -0.5 (+110)
Risking $50.00 to win $55.00Comment -
September 10, 2013
Play No. 3
World Cup Qualification: Argentina ML (-107)
Risking $50.00 to win $46.73Comment -
Total loss/profit: -$568.46
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September 11, 2013
Play No. 1
Major League Soccer: Chicago Fire PK/DNB (-122)
Risking $31.54 to win $25.85
Posting this in plenty of time as I will be working this evening and won't see a second of this match. See you fellas late tonight or at some point tomorrow hopefully ... Best of luck.
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Here is a nice underdog ! Corinthians +300 tonight against Botafogo...lets wait and see how it goes !Comment -
Total loss/profit: -$568.46
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September 13, 2013
LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
Major League Soccer: Real Salt Lake PK/+0.5 (+106)
Risking $31.54 to win $33.43Comment -
Total loss/profit: -$600.00Comment -
September 14, 2013
Play No. 1
English Premiere League: Crystal Palace at Manchester United -- UNDER 3 (+110)
Risking $50.00 to win $55.00Comment -
September 14, 2013
Play No. 2
English Premiere League: Stoke City +0.5/1 (+103)
Risking $50.00 to win $51.50Comment
