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  • atofsu32111
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    • 02-18-08
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    #71
    How come you liked over? I took over pathetic
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    • ParlayininHTown
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      • 06-27-10
      • 7561

      #72
      Originally posted by atofsu32111
      How come you liked over? I took over pathetic

      Pumas is horrible, and I figured America would bash their brains in after a frustrating loss last week in Champions League.

      The +105 on the over was a better price than the -110 on America ML, so I figured it was worth a shot. I honestly didn't see America running up the score this quickly, though. Just got lucky I guess.
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      • ParlayininHTown
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        • 06-27-10
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        #73
        September 4, 2013
        Play No. 1
        Major League Soccer: Houston Dynamo at Columbus Crew -- IN-PLAY/HALF TIME -- Dynamo ML (+230)
        Risking $25.00 to win $57.50
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        • ParlayininHTown
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          • 06-27-10
          • 7561

          #74
          You gotta be fukkin kiddin' me ... 1-0 Crew less than two minutes into the half.

          And to think, I actually rushed to get that post and bet in despite being buried by work and others' incompetence over the last couple of days.

          Hasn't been my day to this point, and that doesn't look like it's about to change here.
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          • edabramov
            SBR MVP
            • 07-27-13
            • 2059

            #75
            Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
            You gotta be fukkin kiddin' me ... 1-0 Crew less than two minutes into the half.

            And to think, I actually rushed to get that post and bet in despite being buried by work and others' incompetence over the last couple of days.

            Hasn't been my day to this point, and that doesn't look like it's about to change here.
            Dude, this shit almost went 2-0 in 3 mins lmao. You still got a chance though
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            • ParlayininHTown
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              • 06-27-10
              • 7561

              #76
              September 4, 2013
              LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
              Major League Soccer: Seattle Sounders -1 (-106)
              Risking $50.00 to win $47.17
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              • ParlayininHTown
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                • 06-27-10
                • 7561

                #77
                Total loss/profit: -$790.15
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                • ParlayininHTown
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                  #78
                  September 6, 2013
                  Play No. 1
                  World Cup Qualifying: Faroe Islands at Kazakhstan
                  -- OVER 2.5 (+112)
                  Risking $50.00 to win $56.00
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                  • ParlayininHTown
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                    • 06-27-10
                    • 7561

                    #79
                    September 6, 2013
                    Play No. 2
                    World Cup Qualifying: Croatia PK/DNB (+100)
                    Risking $50.00 to win $50.00
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                    • ParlayininHTown
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                      • 06-27-10
                      • 7561

                      #80
                      September 6, 2013
                      LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
                      World Cup Qualifying: Peru PK/DNB (+116)
                      Risking $25.00 to win $29.00
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                      • ParlayininHTown
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-27-10
                        • 7561

                        #81
                        Total loss/profit: -$759.15
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                        • ParlayininHTown
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                          • 06-27-10
                          • 7561

                          #82
                          September 7, 2013
                          Play No. 1
                          Major League Soccer: Seattle Sounders -0.5 (-114)

                          Risking $50.00 to win $43.86
                          Last edited by ParlayininHTown; 09-07-13, 11:12 PM. Reason: Put Portland, but meant Seattle. I apologize for the mistake, but as you can see, I bet Toronto in the other match.
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                          • ParlayininHTown
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                            • 06-27-10
                            • 7561

                            #83
                            September 7, 2013
                            LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
                            Major League Soccer: Toronto FC +1 (+113)

                            Risking $50.00 to win $56.50
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                            • ParlayininHTown
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 06-27-10
                              • 7561

                              #84
                              Going to count Seattle's win toward the total on this thread, as this thread is about keeping an accurate record of my actual bets, not posting plays for the public to tail so I can boost my ego. I had a major brain cramp (not sober then or right now) and typed Portland Timbers about 20 minutes before the Sounders match. I actually took TFC +1 in the Portland match, as stated in my post moments before the TFC-Portland game began, so obviously it would make no sense for me to be on Portland as well.

                              I understand if you don't believe that I bet on Seattle, but I've never tried to make excuses for my losses. I have always and will continue to keep an accurate record in this thread, no matter how ugly it gets. I just wish I had noticed the mistake much sooner. Luckily, this isn't a thread people should tail under any circumstance, so no real harm should have been done here.

                              Vamos TFC
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                              • ParlayininHTown
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                                • 06-27-10
                                • 7561

                                #85
                                Total loss/profit: -$765.29


                                TFC ran out of gas about 10 minutes too soon.
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                                • ParlayininHTown
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                                  • 06-27-10
                                  • 7561

                                  #86
                                  September 8, 2013
                                  Play No. 1
                                  Major League Soccer: El Dynamo de Houston ML (+142)
                                  Risking $50.00 to win $71.00


                                  Please don't kick my ass too badly today, MLS ...
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                                  • ParlayininHTown
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                                    • 06-27-10
                                    • 7561

                                    #87
                                    September 8, 2013
                                    Play No. 2
                                    Major League Soccer: New England Revolution ML (+111)
                                    Risking $50.00 to win $55.50
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                                    • ParlayininHTown
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                                      • 06-27-10
                                      • 7561

                                      #88
                                      Early red card for the Revs followed by a Montreal goal. Chalking this up as another loss. No chance the Revs are digging out of this hole and getting all three points.

                                      Get ready for my play in the late game, everyone. It will be strong fade material. I'm talking Brock Landers rubber-band play strong.

                                      When I post the play, pound the opposite side ASAP. It's clear I'm going to get sexually assaulted by MLS (in a figurative sense) tonight.
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                                      • edabramov
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 07-27-13
                                        • 2059

                                        #89
                                        Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                                        Early red card for the Revs followed by a Montreal goal. Chalking this up as another loss. No chance the Revs are digging out of this hole and getting all three points.

                                        Get ready for my play in the late game, everyone. It will be strong fade material. I'm talking Brock Landers rubber-band play strong.

                                        When I post the play, pound the opposite side ASAP. It's clear I'm going to get sexually assaulted by MLS (in a figurative sense) tonight.
                                        Lol, New England Revolution ML, I had a draw on it but decided to hf bet on o5.5 to make up for the fail.
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                                        • ParlayininHTown
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                                          • 06-27-10
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                                          #90
                                          September 9, 2013
                                          LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE FADE THE FUKK OUT OF THIS LIKE IT WAS A LANDERS RUBBER-BAND PLAY SPECIAL!
                                          Major League Soccer: San Jose Earthquakes ML (-102)
                                          Risking $250.00 to win $245.10



                                          You know what to do, SBR ...
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                                          • onemoregoal
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-04-13
                                            • 8149

                                            #91
                                            Dont really play MLS but for what its worth; I like 2-1 score here.
                                            1-0 half time, 2-1 full time
                                            But again, I dont play MLS lol
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                                            • ParlayininHTown
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                                              • 06-27-10
                                              • 7561

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by onemoregoal
                                              Dont really play MLS but for what its worth; I like 2-1 score here.
                                              1-0 half time, 2-1 full time
                                              But again, I dont play MLS lol

                                              2-1 Union. Maybe a last-second Union goal for a 2-2 draw to give me a major kick in the crotch.
                                              I should bet more rigged CSL, but I'm not sure they even play these matches. For all I know, the entire league is fictional.
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                                              • onemoregoal
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-04-13
                                                • 8149

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                                                2-1 Union. Maybe a last-second Union goal for a 2-2 draw to give me a major kick in the crotch.
                                                I should bet more rigged CSL, but I'm not sure they even play these matches. For all I know, the entire league is fictional.
                                                Believe it or not, that actually does happen


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                                                • ParlayininHTown
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                                                  • 06-27-10
                                                  • 7561

                                                  #94
                                                  I won?

                                                  Unreal.net/loserinexplicablycatchesluckybreak

                                                  Total loss/profit: -$620.19
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                                                  • ParlayininHTown
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                                                    • 06-27-10
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                                                    #95
                                                    September 10, 2013
                                                    Play No. 1
                                                    World Cup Qualification: Romania ML (+141)
                                                    Risking $50.00 to win $70.50
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                                                    • ParlayininHTown
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                                                      #96
                                                      September 10, 2013
                                                      Play No. 2
                                                      World Cup Qualification: Venezuela -0.5 (+110)
                                                      Risking $50.00 to win $55.00
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                                                      • ParlayininHTown
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                                                        • 06-27-10
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                                                        #97
                                                        September 10, 2013
                                                        Play No. 3
                                                        World Cup Qualification: Argentina ML (-107)
                                                        Risking $50.00 to win $46.73
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                                                        • ParlayininHTown
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                                                          • 06-27-10
                                                          • 7561

                                                          #98
                                                          Total loss/profit: -$568.46


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                                                          • ParlayininHTown
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                                                            • 06-27-10
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                                                            #99
                                                            September 11, 2013
                                                            Play No. 1
                                                            Major League Soccer: Chicago Fire PK/DNB (-122)
                                                            Risking $31.54 to win $25.85



                                                            Posting this in plenty of time as I will be working this evening and won't see a second of this match. See you fellas late tonight or at some point tomorrow hopefully ... Best of luck.
                                                            Last edited by ParlayininHTown; 09-11-13, 05:39 PM. Reason: Grammar Nazi
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                                                            • rafarisa
                                                              SBR Rookie
                                                              • 09-05-13
                                                              • 4

                                                              #100
                                                              Here is a nice underdog ! Corinthians +300 tonight against Botafogo...lets wait and see how it goes !
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                                                              • ParlayininHTown
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                                                                • 06-27-10
                                                                • 7561

                                                                #101
                                                                Total loss/profit: -$568.46
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                                                                • ParlayininHTown
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                                                                  • 06-27-10
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                                                                  #102
                                                                  September 13, 2013
                                                                  LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
                                                                  Major League Soccer: Real Salt Lake PK/+0.5 (+106)
                                                                  Risking $31.54 to win $33.43
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                                                                  • ParlayininHTown
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 06-27-10
                                                                    • 7561

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Total loss/profit: -$600.00
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                                                                    • ParlayininHTown
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                                                                      #104
                                                                      September 14, 2013
                                                                      Play No. 1
                                                                      English Premiere League: Crystal Palace at Manchester United -- UNDER 3 (+110)
                                                                      Risking $50.00 to win $55.00
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                                                                      • ParlayininHTown
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                                                                        • 06-27-10
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                                                                        #105
                                                                        September 14, 2013
                                                                        Play No. 2
                                                                        English Premiere League: Stoke City +0.5/1 (+103)
                                                                        Risking $50.00 to win $51.50
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