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  • alcoholiday
    SBR High Roller
    • 07-15-13
    • 124

    #36
    I'm on both teams to score as well, hopefully we will both cash
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    • ParlayininHTown
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-27-10
      • 7561

      #37
      Not even close. What a surprise. Should've just bought a cheap escort or something.

      Well, it was only a mater of time before this thread became uglier than me. I at least hope some of you were pounded the under so something positive comes out of this.

      Total loss/profit: -$680.00
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      • alcoholiday
        SBR High Roller
        • 07-15-13
        • 124

        #38
        Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
        Not even close. What a surprise. Should've just bought a cheap escort or something.

        Well, it was only a mater of time before this thread became uglier than me. I at least hope some of you were pounded the under so something positive comes out of this.

        Total loss/profit: -$680.00
        Still have 1 half to go, don't rush with the total count, I've had many overs cashed in the 93rd minute
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        • Bluedragon
          SBR MVP
          • 08-30-10
          • 3484

          #39
          should have been 2 penalties, one handball near the end and one trip from behind early 2nd half, plus the knee to the back of johnson's head, all the other crazy SHOULD BE yellows....i think this ref forgot his little book and cards on his kitchen counter on the way out the door today and is trying hard to not get caught for doing that or he'll get fired. Crazy how there aren't an assload of cards or very least, dangerous free kicks.
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          • ParlayininHTown
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-27-10
            • 7561

            #40
            The stranger part to me was that there were only five minutes of extra time after four different Timbers flopped around on the ground for at least 90 seconds after "suffering an injury" and a goal in the second half. No way there should have been less than 8 minutes of ET, but it's not like that would've saved my over.

            Just have to let go of what happened yesterday. I made the mistake of going big on something when I was in a funk, and I paid for it. Although I planned to go big all the way, I still should have shut it down after my draw bet turned out to be a 5-1 blowout. That was a clear sign that I wasn't going to pick a winner to save my life yesterday.
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            • Bluedragon
              SBR MVP
              • 08-30-10
              • 3484

              #41
              Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
              The stranger part to me was that there were only five minutes of extra time after four different Timbers flopped around on the ground for at least 90 seconds after "suffering an injury" and a goal in the second half. No way there should have been less than 8 minutes of ET, but it's not like that would've saved my over.

              Just have to let go of what happened yesterday. I made the mistake of going big on something when I was in a funk, and I paid for it. Although I planned to go big all the way, I still should have shut it down after my draw bet turned out to be a 5-1 blowout. That was a clear sign that I wasn't going to pick a winner to save my life yesterday.
              Tilt-a-Whirl is a ride at the local fair that has the devil himself standing there........taking tickets. It can steal a man's soul.
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              • ParlayininHTown
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-27-10
                • 7561

                #42
                This one is for all you Man United fans ...

                August 26, 2013
                Play No. 1
                English Premier League: Chelsea PK/DNB (+125)
                Risking $100.00 to win $125.00
                Last edited by ParlayininHTown; 08-26-13, 01:32 PM. Reason: Corrected the "play number"
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                • ParlayininHTown
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-27-10
                  • 7561

                  #43
                  Originally posted by Bluedragon
                  Tilt-a-Whirl is a ride at the local fair that has the devil himself standing there........taking tickets. It can steal a man's soul.

                  Sadly, I can't blame my mistake on going tilt. I'm just an idiot who read that match wrong. I had the money set aside for this game, and I wanted to bet big on it all week because it was such a big match.

                  If I were on tilt, I would have put a couple Gs on the EPL game today.
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                  • ParlayininHTown
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-27-10
                    • 7561

                    #44
                    August 27, 2013
                    Play No. 1
                    UEFA Champions League: Dinamo Zagreb at Austria Vienna -- DRAW (+253)
                    Risking $50.00 to win $126.50



                    Play No. 2
                    UEFA Champions League: Ludogorets at Basel -- DRAW (+332)
                    Risking $50.00 to win $166.00



                    Play No. 3
                    UEFA Champions League: Steaua Bucuresti PK/DNB (+106)
                    Risking $50.00 to win $53.00
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                    • ParlayininHTown
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 06-27-10
                      • 7561

                      #45
                      August 27, 2013
                      Play No. 4
                      CONCACAF "Champions"
                      League: Houston Dynamo -1.5/-2 (-118)
                      Risking $59.00 to win $50.00





                      For some reason, I think the Dynamo will want to redeem themselves tonight after two dreadful performances. But I suck at gambling on anything outside of tennis, so take it for what it's worth.
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                      • ParlayininHTown
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-27-10
                        • 7561

                        #46
                        If you have been fading me since Sunday, you've been killing it. Eat a steak at Morton's for me, would you?

                        A
                        ugust 27, 2013
                        LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
                        CONCACAF "Champions"
                        League: Olimpia Tegucigalpa PK/DNB (-125)
                        Risking $62.50 to win $50.00
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                        • ParlayininHTown
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-27-10
                          • 7561

                          #47
                          Total loss/profit: -$901.50


                          As if my self-esteem needed more kicks in the crotch ...

                          A positive spin on things? Well, at least I'm one day closer to death.
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                          • onemoregoal
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-04-13
                            • 8149

                            #48
                            Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                            Total loss/profit: -$901.50


                            As if my self-esteem needed more kicks in the crotch ...

                            A positive spin on things? Well, at least I'm one day closer to death.
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                            • ParlayininHTown
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 06-27-10
                              • 7561

                              #49
                              August 28, 2013
                              Play No. 1
                              C
                              apital One Cup: Morecambe ML (+509)
                              Risking $25.00 to win $127.25
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                              • ParlayininHTown
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 06-27-10
                                • 7561

                                #50
                                August 28, 2013
                                LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
                                CONCACAF "Champions"
                                League: Luis Angel Firpo at Club Tijuana -- UNDER 3.5 (-130)
                                Risking $65.00 to win (Oh, who am I kidding? I don't win any soccer bets anymore.) $50.00
                                Last edited by ParlayininHTown; 08-28-13, 09:06 PM. Reason: Added laughing emoticons
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                                • ParlayininHTown
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 06-27-10
                                  • 7561

                                  #51
                                  I won a bet and had a positive day in soccer. Unreal.


                                  Total loss/profit: -$876.50
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                                  • ParlayininHTown
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 06-27-10
                                    • 7561

                                    #52
                                    August 29, 2013
                                    LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!

                                    CONCACAF "Champions" League: Alajuelense +0.5/1 (+107)
                                    Risking $23.50 to win $25.14
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                                    • ParlayininHTown
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 06-27-10
                                      • 7561

                                      #53
                                      Total loss/profit: -$851.36
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                                      • ParlayininHTown
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-27-10
                                        • 7561

                                        #54
                                        August 30, 2013
                                        Play No. 1
                                        Major League Soccer: Portland Timbers at Real Salt Lake -- BOTH TEAMS TO SCORE (-120)
                                        Risking $28.64 to win $23.87


                                        LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
                                        Liga MX: Club Leon at Santos Laguna -- OVER 2.5 (+115)
                                        Risking $20.00 to win $23.00

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                                        • ParlayininHTown
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 06-27-10
                                          • 7561

                                          #55
                                          Power outage during the Santos game. Mexican soccer baby!
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                                          • ParlayininHTown
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 06-27-10
                                            • 7561

                                            #56
                                            Total loss/profit: -$847.49
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                                            • ParlayininHTown
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-27-10
                                              • 7561

                                              #57
                                              August 31, 2013
                                              Play No. 1
                                              English Premier League: Manchester City -2 (-120)
                                              Risking $60.00 to win $50.00
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                                              • ParlayininHTown
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 06-27-10
                                                • 7561

                                                #58
                                                August 31, 2013
                                                Play No. 2
                                                English Premier League: Everton ML (+138)
                                                Risking $50.00 to win $69.00



                                                Play No. 3
                                                English Premier League: Southampton at Norwich City -- OVER 2.5 (+105)
                                                Risking $50.00 to win $52.50
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                                                • ParlayininHTown
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 06-27-10
                                                  • 7561

                                                  #59
                                                  Play No. 4
                                                  English Premier League: Sunderland at Crystal Palace -- UNDER 2.5 (-134)
                                                  Risking $152.51 to win $113.81
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                                                  • ParlayininHTown
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 06-27-10
                                                    • 7561

                                                    #60
                                                    August 31, 2013
                                                    Play No. 5
                                                    Major League Soccer: Seattle Sounders PK/DNB (-115)
                                                    Risking $1
                                                    15.00 to win $100.00

                                                    Play No. 6
                                                    Major League Soccer: D.C. United at New York Red Bulls -- OVER 2.5 (-128)
                                                    Risking $1
                                                    28.00 to win $100.00


                                                    Please use lube when you brutally violate me tonight, MLS. Thanks.
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                                                    • ParlayininHTown
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 06-27-10
                                                      • 7561

                                                      #61
                                                      August 31, 2013
                                                      LATE NIGHT DEGENERATE SPECIAL!
                                                      Major League Soccer: San Jose Earthquakes at L.A. Galaxy -- OVER 2.5 (-124)
                                                      Risking $1
                                                      24.00 to win $100.00
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                                                      • ParlayininHTown
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 06-27-10
                                                        • 7561

                                                        #62
                                                        Hell yeah!
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                                                        • ParlayininHTown
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 06-27-10
                                                          • 7561

                                                          #63
                                                          Total loss/profit: -$800.00
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                                                          • ParlayininHTown
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 06-27-10
                                                            • 7561

                                                            #64
                                                            September 1, 2013
                                                            Play No. 1
                                                            English Premier League: Manchester United at Liverpool FC -- DRAW (+240)
                                                            Risking $50.00 to win $120.00
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                                                            • ParlayininHTown
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 06-27-10
                                                              • 7561

                                                              #65
                                                              September 1, 2013
                                                              Play No. 2
                                                              English Premier League: Arsenal ML (+117)
                                                              Risking $100.00 to win $117.00
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                                                              • ParlayininHTown
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 06-27-10
                                                                • 7561

                                                                #66
                                                                September 1, 2013
                                                                Play No. 3
                                                                Major League Soccer: Chicago Fire ML (+104)
                                                                Risking $50.00 to win $52.00
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                                                                • ParlayininHTown
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 06-27-10
                                                                  • 7561

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Total loss/profit: -$783.00
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                                                                  • ParlayininHTown
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 06-27-10
                                                                    • 7561

                                                                    #68
                                                                    September 2, 2013
                                                                    Play No. 1
                                                                    Liga MX: Club America at U.N.A.M. Pumas -- OVER 2.5 (+105)
                                                                    Risking $17.00 to win $17.85
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                                                                    • ParlayininHTown
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 06-27-10
                                                                      • 7561

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Damn, that was easy. I should've put my life savings on that over.
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                                                                      • ParlayininHTown
                                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                        • 06-27-10
                                                                        • 7561

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Total loss/profit: -$765.15
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