For all you gay mf's quaranting for cv, a message from TEXAS.....

[Auto Donk]

[Auto Donk]

AND my personal favorite, you limp dick sons of bitches:

[blankoblanco]

It's "mfs." No apostrophe. Apostrophes are possessive

The word is "quarantining" not "quaranting."

And don't let any of your fellow uneducated people call you a dumass. You're a true, proven dumbass. Wear it loud and proud

[hehfest]

It's "mfs." No apostrophe. Apostrophes are possessive

The word is "quarantining" not "quaranting."

And don't let any of your fellow uneducated people call you a dumass. You're a true, proven dumbass. Wear it loud and proud

Lol.......wasn't this guy a lawyer or something? Lol more.....all I had to do was read the headline and I already knew it was from Donkey Kong. Hence, the keyword "gay".

[Auto Donk]

why don't you two go quaranting with the rest of The Gays........

[cybersharp]

why don't you two go quaranting with the rest of The Gays........

Your hilariously stupid application of a non-existent verb (quarant? LOL) was not warranted.

Your idiocy application is under review; confirmation is certain.

[hehfest]

why don't you two go quaranting with the rest of The Gays........

well, i'd rather not quarantine that way but what's your address then?

[PittsburghPlayer]

thought the two of you were on the same page, roughly

wrote a song about living in the end of mans time on earth, sold it to A Perfect Circle
the band, not the circle

I titled the song, Suck Mine and All My Friends Ballz - You Motherfukkerz", but the band decided ...

Behold a new Christ
Behold the same old horde
Gather at the altering
New beginning, new word
And the word was death
And the word was without light
The new beatitude
"Good luck, you're on your own"

Blessed are the fornicates
May we bend down to be their whores
Blessed are the rich
May we labor, deliver them more
Blessed are the envious
Bless the slothful, the wrathful, the vain
Blessed are the gluttonous
May they feast us to famine and war
What of the pious, the pure of heart, the peaceful?
What of the meek, the mourning, and the merciful?
All doomed

[Sol Diablo]

Apostrophes are possessive

Not all the time. They can also link two words together to make one by showing the omission of letters.

For instance: You're or Aren't

[hehfest]

thought the two of you were on the same page, roughly

wrote a song about living in the end of mans time on earth, sold it to A Perfect Circle
the band, not the circle

I titled the song, Suck Mine and All My Friends Ballz - You Motherfukkerz", but the band decided ...

Behold a new Christ
Behold the same old horde
Gather at the altering
New beginning, new word
And the word was death
And the word was without light
The new beatitude
"Good luck, you're on your own"

Blessed are the fornicates
May we bend down to be their whores
Blessed are the rich
May we labor, deliver them more
Blessed are the envious
Bless the slothful, the wrathful, the vain
Blessed are the gluttonous
May they feast us to famine and war
What of the pious, the pure of heart, the peaceful?
What of the meek, the mourning, and the merciful?
All doomed

Just having fun with Donkey Kong. Don't take it all so serious. I actually think Donkey does take it all to Earth but not sure. I just like goofing around and having fun. I can't count how many times I've laughed on this site. I don't even care about Sports that much anymore even before the crisis, but the laughs here have been priceless.

[Auto Donk]

All you homos with a problem need to get a room and act like Andrew Gay Ass Gillum.....

fuk anyone that is too much of a pussy to take your ass beating from me like a man...........


keep quaranting -- and I looked up this term on Urban Dictionary -- where it is defined as "when two (or more) homosexual sbrforum members hide like little bitches and suck each others roosters while waiting for cnn to allow them to get back into the gay bars"..... so fuk off

[Auto Donk]

Not all the time. They can also link two words together to make one by showing the omission of letters.

For instance: You're or Aren't

f'n


mfs.........

harder to understand.... mf's, not so hard.....

blanco and the others who had issue with it are just envious little bitches....... stupid.....


let em sit in quaranting.......

[Auto Donk]

ps. to put the other evening in proper context, I was painting a bunch of shit for my ranch while hammered on tequila, paint on fingers, and was using a flounder gig as an air guitar for an entire zz top concert, followed by several joe perry solos in aerosmith's prime, as I waited for different coats of paint to dry.....

wastedly played that gig till I had a blister on my off hand........


prime air-guitar:




'

[JIBBBY]

Texas is a fine State!! I like that it's still Republican ran for the time being...

[hehfest]

It's "mfs." No apostrophe. Apostrophes are possessive

The word is "quarantining" not "quaranting."

And don't let any of your fellow uneducated people call you a dumass. You're a true, proven dumbass. Wear it loud and proud

Hey Blanko: ever hear of that psychological principle that someone who is really really against something and full of hatred about it is actually in the closet about it? LMFAO.

[hehfest]

It's okay Donkey, we understand now:

[BeatTheJerk]

All you homos with a problem need to get a room and act like Andrew Gay Ass Gillum.....

fuk anyone that is too much of a pussy to take your ass beating from me like a man...........


keep quaranting -- and I looked up this term on Urban Dictionary -- where it is defined as "when two (or more) homosexual sbrforum members hide like little bitches and suck each others roosters while waiting for cnn to allow them to get back into the gay bars"..... so fuk off

@ that last part ...

[Auto Donk]

dude, give it up...... I have had to deal with fahgs wanting my kahk since high school..... I never gay bashed em like most closeted homos or acted like the colonel in American Beauty.....

In my days as a single male in the lifestyle, I put up with supposedly hetero men "inadvertently" brushing my sack with with the back of their hands while supposedly massaging their trophy wive's back as she rode me in the hot tub (as her hands were both behind my head, I knew whatever was brushing my sack had to be him)..... another yells out "jerk my kahk" as his wife is taking a typical LaDonk pounding -- I never break stride, just calmly telling him "sorry, I'm not that guy" as his wife has yet another big O.....

countless videos were made of my antics, from all angles and by all types of husbands/boyfriends..... half of those fuksticks would have loved to have taken a hit of poppers and gagged their asses off as they tried to throat me, or jump on top and take their wife's place reverse cowgirl....... If I had any bi or gay curiosity I had dozens and dozens of opportunities to explore -- but none of those videos evidence such exploration, because it never happened......

I'm 54 now, and very secure in my sexuality..........

at a party once, some guy says "our wives want to be with him, we all want to be him".... some openly bi guy says, "fuk that, I want him to fuk me like he fuks my wife....."...... guy looked like a better lookin' george clooney, and I still didn't throw any kahk or balls his way......


(tho he did crawl under his wife as I do was doing her doggy, ostensibly "to get a closer look" and have his wife blow him at the same time, and I'm pretty sure it was no accident that his tongue "slipped" off her clit to trade paint with my rod and nuts as I plowed her..... I chalked it up to "oh well, I'm fukkin' his damn near perfect ten of a wife and all my single ass brought to this party was my nine of solid man meat, I guess I can accept the trade off of bangin' her vs. his wildly flicking tongue tappin my sack every twenty seconds or so".... I did make sure I kept my balloon knot tucked up, ass cheeks clinched more than usual, as I wassn't gonna let the little phaggit toss my salad......)

post all the movie clips you want, as nothing can compare to what I've actually experienced........

ask me about my patented "jerking fister" move sometime..... I'm probably one of five or six humans to ever pull this maneuver since the first time a human after thought about putting his fist inside a pussy.....

[Auto Donk]

ps.... you have to be confident to wear this to a high end swingers' halloween party.........

as for the fist, it was the obvious great conversation starter, and it got by far more action that I actually did that night, as babe after x'ed up babe tried to see if she could stuff it up her snatch while rollin' her ass off..........

[The Kraken]

It’s the fukkin internet, who give’s two shit’s about grammer or spelling, jfc... nerds

[Grits n' Gravy]

Cool. Next natural disaster that hits Texas, don’t cry to rest of world for help.

#texas strong = 14 iq

[hehfest]

Cool. Next natural disaster that hits Texas, don’t cry to rest of world for help.

#texas strong = 14 iq

LMFAO @ texas strong.

[PittsburghPlayer]

LMFAO @ texas strong.

NY is selling t-shirts that say NY Tough, because we are very difficult to get along with.

[JIBBBY]

I do wanna learn that Cowboy 2 step though one of these days..

I got nothing against a cowboy hat, levi jeans and some Cowboy boots!!! I'm a sunshine beach boy myself with shorts, flip flops, shades and a tank top..

Still I respect it!! Cowboys are cool in my book.. They usually have a pair between their legs.

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

i'm quarantining just find in the San Francisco Bay Area...

[Chi_archie]

Love ZZ top

[Buckandadime]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-governor-pauses-state-s-reopening-due-spike-new-covid-n1232118

[Auto Donk]

i'm quarantining just find in the San Francisco Bay Area...

let me guess, the aids epidemic on the rise in light of lack of social distancing, particularly lack of social distancing mixed with no condoms?

[BrickJames]

i'm quarantining just find in the San Francisco Bay Area...

How many human shits do you step in when you walk down the sidewalk?

[hehfest]

How many human shits do you step in when you walk down the sidewalk?

Almost FOOMCL.......Can't they just rename it San Ethiopia or something? I've heard about that. Streets littered with human waste. Wonderful. Coming to a theater near you pretty soon folks..........

[BrickJames]

Almost FOOMCL.......Can't they just rename it San Ethiopia or something? I've heard about that. Streets littered with human waste. Wonderful. Coming to a theater near you pretty soon folks..........

I'm moving to Florida full time. Where the people in charge actually have some common sense.

The gulf side. Not the shithole side.

[turbobets]

All you homos with a problem need to get a room and act like Andrew Gay Ass Gillum.....

fuk anyone that is too much of a pussy to take your ass beating from me like a man...........


keep quaranting -- and I looked up this term on Urban Dictionary -- where it is defined as "when two (or more) homosexual sbrforum members hide like little bitches and suck each others roosters while waiting for cnn to allow them to get back into the gay bars"..... so fuk off

LMAO...game, set and match.

[hehfest]

I'm moving to Florida full time. Where the people in charge actually have some common sense.

The gulf side. Not the shithole side.

F*ck it all. I'm gonna get the hell out. All the way out. Been working on this spacecraft in my garage. LMFAO. GL though Brick.

[Auto Donk]

Almost FOOMCL.......Can't they just rename it San Ethiopia or something? I've heard about that. Streets littered with human waste. Wonderful. Coming to a theater near you pretty soon folks..........

having a hard time understanding all the shit everywhere.....

wtf?

are all the bay area storms like this one?:

[thechaoz]

I see your largest hospital is maxed out it's ICU. Also Texas is suspended it's reopening.


You stupid fukks

https://www.khou.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/houston-hospitals-ceo-provide-update-on-bed-capacity-amid-surge-in-covid-19-cases/285-a5178aa2-a710-49db-a107-1fd36cdf4cf3