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    Drug Test (pre-employment) - Hair sample...

    Am I cucked here?

    Very infrequent user.

    -Gummies while in Vegas for my Bday (3-4 over a couple of days)

    -A couple of hits from a bowl/pipe on 6/1/19

    Hair test today. Kinda scared...

    I have read that the test will not register infrequent use, but is considered infrequent use...

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    Might as well stay home, no way you pass this thing.

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    It's in the follicle, you're fukked

    What kind of job does this?? Usually just piss test for laborers...you overqualified to be on SBR? Another high powered attorney like Donk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    It's in the follicle, you're fukked

    What kind of job does this?? Usually just piss test for laborers...you overqualified to be on SBR? Another high powered attorney like Donk?
    Shit...no laborer....global supply chain for a plastics company.

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    Don't worry, the world needs ditch diggers too

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    Spread your legs, bend over, and kiss your arse good bye. No way you pass. I have never heard of people giving such an expensive tests to guys who are looking for a minimum wage job, or one close to it.

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    Well the good news it sounds like just pot use so maybe your company will be accepting of that depending on State law.

    If Pot is legal where u live then so long as you're not high at work you'll be ok....my guess is they are testing for heavy drug usage or heroin, meth, oxycontin, cocaine, etc

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    Yeah you won’t pass.

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    Hair follicle tests from what I understand go back 60-90 days. My employer uses then on every employee whether operator, tech or salary. I know where I'm at they're mainly looking for the hard stuff.

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    This is encouraging...

    “One of the stand-out benefits of hair drug testing is its sensitivity and its long window of detection of up to 3 months of prior drug use. Because of this, hair testing is often referred to as a ‘lifestyle test.’ However, that long look-back window is not necessarily the best way to detect a single instance of drug use in scenarios like post-accident testing. Instead, hair testing is more informative of a repeated pattern of drug usage during the broader detection window. The detection of a single drug-use event is complicated by the extremely small percentage of the total dose incorporated into the growing hair during that single use event.”


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    And that was from a blog on the website of the testing center that I submitted the test to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    I have never heard of people giving such an expensive tests to guys who are looking for a minimum wage job, or one close to it.
    Yeah crazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by maggiethebestdog View Post
    Don't worry, the world needs ditch diggers too
    Non pro has no input here. You're obviously to broke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheToffer View Post
    This is encouraging...

    “One of the stand-out benefits of hair drug testing is its sensitivity and its long window of detection of up to 3 months of prior drug use. Because of this, hair testing is often referred to as a ‘lifestyle test.’ However, that long look-back window is not necessarily the best way to detect a single instance of drug use in scenarios like post-accident testing. Instead, hair testing is more informative of a repeated pattern of drug usage during the broader detection window. The detection of a single drug-use event is complicated by the extremely small percentage of the total dose incorporated into the growing hair during that single use event.”

    Cut your hair very short and use a shampoo for this

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    Unless the company you are going to work for has absolute zero tolerance you should be fine. They are looking for hard drugs like coke, heroin and prescription abuse. Most companies that do screening either no longer look for marijuana at all or have an elevated baseline to account for casual usage levels.

    Good luck.

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    If a company is looking for marijuana, they are looking for an excuse NOT to hire you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheToffer View Post
    Am I cucked here?

    Very infrequent user.

    -Gummies while in Vegas for my Bday (3-4 over a couple of days)

    -A couple of hits from a bowl/pipe on 6/1/19

    Hair test today. Kinda scared...

    I have read that the test will not register infrequent use, but is considered infrequent use...
    broski

    get the shampoo off the internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    Spread your legs, bend over, and kiss your arse good bye. No way you pass. I have never heard of people giving such an expensive tests to guys who are looking for a minimum wage job, or one close to it.
    hahahahahaha


    chill

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    UPDATE....PASSED THAT BITCH!!!

    Results came back clear!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheToffer View Post
    UPDATE....PASSED THAT BITCH!!!

    Results came back clear!
    Congrats!

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    Congratulations! Ive never heard of any one getting results told to them unless they failed the drug test. I owned a construction company for 20+ years and we never once told someone who passed a drug test they passed, the only ones who were told anything were those who failed, and that would have been from a MRO at the testing facility. If you passed you were just told to report to work.

    later

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheToffer View Post
    UPDATE....PASSED THAT BITCH!!!

    Results came back clear!
    must have been some shitty weed....

    congrats!

    (in all likelihood, they saw the weed come back as positive, but said "fuk it", at least he's not a meth head or doin' lines of blow)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheToffer View Post
    UPDATE....PASSED THAT BITCH!!!

    Results came back clear!
    Ohhhh shittttt. There was no hope for you after reading through the posts in this thread. But you proved em wrong. Congrats brotha!

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    The results were provided to me thru an account I had to create with the background security company.

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    Thanks and that's what I said.

    I called the friend who I smoked with and told him he needs to get a new dealer.

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    sew some pubic hairs in your head

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheToffer View Post
    UPDATE....PASSED THAT BITCH!!!

    Results came back clear!
    how??????

    what is your secret?

    Congrats man

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    Company decided to hire you and disregarded the stupid test. It probably showed only the THC.
    It showed no Opioids, no heroin, no meth. So the company simply said, Yeah, we'll take this guy.

    Congrats!!!

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    Go clean man, can still catch a buzz with the drink.. Give it up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Go clean man, can still catch a buzz with the drink.. Give it up...
    Definitely going to stick with booze for here on out.

    I wasn't job hunting (happy where I was at) when I decided to answer one of the many head-hunter phone calls I get weekly. It turned out to be a great opportunity that I can't pass up.

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    i say call your friends dealer, and amp it up it bit with the celebration.... score an 8-ball..... call a hooker........



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    Quote Originally Posted by TheToffer View Post
    UPDATE....PASSED THAT BITCH!!!

    Results came back clear!
    as usual just about all the replies were wrong... good old SBR

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