"Life On Mars"
David Bowie
Check it out. If there is a worse film I haven't seen it.
David Bowie
Check it out. If there is a worse film I haven't seen it.
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It is rare for me to shut off a movie before the end. I have watched some pretty bad movies through to the end. However I did not make it through Best Picture winner:
The English Patient
I also did not make it to the end of last year's brutal Beatles-based wince-fest:
Across The UniverseComment -
"I am Legend" Will Smith was another bomb.Comment -
The ShiningComment -
The FogComment -
Biggest laugh of the movie is early when he's doing the recording, and McConnanadysffdusjl;kdughay goes "but we're taking them moneyline they're gonna win straight up"Originally posted by wtf
Cause all the big touts do that.Comment -
Hey I thought Sudden Death looked pretty good from that clip. And Arrival looks pretty good too. The worst movie I have seen has got to be Hot Rod. Has anyone seen A River Runs Through It? Not so sure why people love that one.Comment -
FWIW, the worst movie of all time according to imdb.com is this year's Disaster Movie. I have not seen it. I know how these things go at imdb and, being as it is recent, it may still level out somewhere down the list which would push 2004's Fat Slags (????) into the #1 spot.
Not sure how this will work out but I'll try copying the list:
Bottom 100 movies as voted by our users
Rank Rating Title Votes
1. 1.3 Disaster Movie (2008) 15,494
2. 1.5 Fat Slags (2004) 898
3. 1.5 Ben & Arthur (2002) 3,574
4. 1.5 Zombie Nation (2004) 2,942
5. 1.5 The Apocalypse (2007) 1,410
6. 1.5 The Maize: The Movie (2004) 1,567
7. 1.5 Troppo belli (2005) 1,531
8. 1.6 Barschel - Mord in Genf? (1993) 942
9. 1.6 Who's Your Caddy? (2007) 10,012
10. 1.6 Kis Vuk (2008) 2,194
11. 1.6 Way of the Vampire (2005) 836
12. 1.6 Pledge This! (2006) 5,365
13. 1.6 Emret komutanim: Sah mat (2007) 1,431
14. 1.6 Just for Kicks (2003) 686
15. 1.6 Erste Semester, Das (1997) 966
16. 1.7 The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) 17,474
17. 1.7 Popstar (2005) 1,019
18. 1.7 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 7,212
19. 1.7 Die Hard Dracula (1998) 1,910
20. 1.7 Zodiac Killer (2005) 1,295
21. 1.7 Crossover (2006) 6,824
22. 1.7 The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000) 2,684
23. 1.7 Copper Mountain (1983) 779
24. 1.7 The Hillz (2004) 3,150
25. 1.7 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 15,750
26. 1.8 Amoklauf (1994) 849
27. 1.8 Feel the Noise (2007) 1,820
28. 1.8 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) 17,224
29. 1.8 Surf School (2006) 2,732
30. 1.8 Dünyayi kurtaran adam'in oglu (2006) 3,961
31. 1.8 Anne B. Real (2003) 2,695
32. 1.8 Momia azteca contra el robot humano, La (1958) 696
33. 1.8 Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy (1999) 680
34. 1.9 Miss Cast Away (2004) 936
35. 1.9 Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag (2007) 768
36. 1.9 Going Overboard (1989) 4,953
37. 1.9 Santa Claus (1959) 1,364
38. 1.9 Barney's Great Adventure (1998) 906
39. 2.0 House of the Dead (2003) 17,353
40. 2.0 Ghoulies IV (1994) 921
41. 2.0 Glitter (2001) 11,477
42. 2.0 Seven Mummies (2006) 1,056
43. 2.0 King of the Lost World (2005) 831
44. 2.0 Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) 2,297
45. 2.0 Santa with Muscles (1996) 5,515
46. 2.0 Snowboard Academy (1996) 1,357
47. 2.0 Son of the Mask (2005) 11,215
48. 2.0 Troll 2 (1990) 7,951
49. 2.1 Keloglan kara prens'e karsi (2006) 2,557
50. 2.1 Chairman of the Board (1998) 2,552
51. 2.1 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 4,106
52. 2.1 Alien Abduction (2005) 759
53. 2.1 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 4,358
54. 2.1 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998) 4,188
55. 2.1 Cool as Ice (1991) 3,475
56. 2.1 Ghosts Can't Do It (1990) 1,150
57. 2.1 Zombie Nightmare (1986) 868
58. 2.1 Catalina Caper (1967) 787
59. 2.2 Deep Core (2000) 748
60. 2.2 Simon Sez (1999) 2,716
61. 2.2 Baby Geniuses (1999) 7,503
62. 2.2 Forest Warrior (1996) 695
63. 2.2 Carnosaur 3: Primal Species (1996) 784
64. 2.2 Brothers in Arms (2005) 832
65. 2.2 American Ninja V (1993) 1,262
66. 2.2 Epic Movie (2007) 37,789
67. 2.2 The Ten Commandments (2007) 1,281
68. 2.2 Love in Paris (1997) 1,727
69. 2.2 Daddy Day Camp (2007) 4,976
70. 2.2 Creepshow III (2006) 1,550
71. 2.2 The Forbidden Dance (1990) 741
72. 2.2 Ed (1996) 2,858
73. 2.2 Nine Lives (2002) 1,412
74. 2.2 Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004) 5,200
75. 2.2 Fascination (2004) 745
76. 2.2 Hababam sinifi merhaba (2004) 984
77. 2.2 Alone in the Dark (2005) 20,868
78. 2.2 In the Mix (2005) 4,505
79. 2.3 Don't Go in the Woods (1981) 715
80. 2.3 Meatballs 4 (1992) 1,063
81. 2.3 Phat Girlz (2006) 5,415
82. 2.3 Ape (1976) 817
83. 2.3 Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) 3,917
84. 2.3 Carry on Columbus (1992) 1,002
85. 2.3 Dis - en historie om kjærlighet (1995) 1,404
86. 2.3 The Smokers (2000) 1,722
87. 2.3 Hobgoblins (1988) 3,906
88. 2.3 How She Move (2007) 3,379
89. 2.3 Gigli (2003) 24,473
90. 2.3 Five the Hard Way (1969) 932
91. 2.3 Witless Protection (2008) 2,853
92. 2.3 Angels' Brigade (1979) 968
93. 2.3 The Longshots (2008) 775
94. 2.3 Hababam sinifi 3,5 (2006) 1,875
95. 2.3 Seed (2007) 2,871
96. 2.3 Kazaam (1996) 9,950
97. 2.3 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 32,037
98. 2.3 Track of the Moon Beast (1976) 1,315
99. 2.3 Levottomat 3 (2004) 1,711
100. 2.3 Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997) 3,225Comment -
Fahrenheit 911Comment -
How could 'From Justin to Kelly' or 'Cool as Ice' be on that list?
Preposterous!Comment -
How about that idiot rob schneider ?
Deuce Bigalow : European Gigolo
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GigliComment -
Top Ten Worst (In Descending Order)
10. Police Academy 4 (Steve Guttenburg, we hardly knew ye)
9. War Of The Worlds ( Tom Cruise & Dakota Fanning Must Die!!)
8. Blair Witch Project ( Okay, Okay I get it...just STOP SHAKING THE F**KING camera)
7. The Pest ( John Leguizamo acting more retarded than the nite I saw him out drinking Mai Tai's in a NYC bar)
6. Sex & The City ( Didn't see it...Didn't need to...my breasts hurts from all the estrogen!!)
5. Rocky 5 ( In my mind it is the "Dallas" dream sequence for movies...it didn't happen)
4. Two For The Money ( Yep, Matthew and Al picking games is like the girls on the View picking a Republican for office or my German dad picking up the check at a fancy restaurant...not BELIEVABLE)
3. Epic, Date, Disaster Movie (Anything from those two guys should be viewed by Dr. Kevorkian's future patients)
2. Caddyshack 2 (Like having Steak one day and what the cow ate for lunch the night before for dessert, udder s**t)
1. The Screech Sex Tape ( Worse than 2 Girls 1 Cup, Worse than my drunken night with that fat chick ...worse than...yep I'll say it...worse then the 2008 New York Yankees!!!)Comment -
How dare you put Rocky 5 on that list.Originally posted by Casperwaits
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Originally posted by Broke Sport Guy
how could you hate on a classic??
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Anyone who hates this movie:Originally posted by betplom
a) Doesn't like shock comedy. That's fine, but you shouldn't judge a movie of this genre since your opinions don't mean much.
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b) Has never seen it. This is one of the funniest movies I have seen. Maybe you just haven't given it a chance.Comment -
83. 2.3 Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) 3,917
Just watching the commercial I knew it was gonna suck. Jamie Lee Curtis should do a sex tape. I'd pay to watch that.Comment -
That was a damn good book, however.Originally posted by CrazyLComment -
The screech sex tape was probably the worst movie of all time. Why in the world would he do that? It's not like he did it with hot chicks either. He found two very trashy girls who were going to get married the next day. Screech is so retarded.Comment -
Originally posted by fifawcs
Before I embark upon an extended streak of name-calling and Tom Green-bashing, let me say a few words about the subjective nature of comedy. Everyone has a different opinion of exactly what constitutes good humor. For some people, it's Victor Borga. For others, it's Monty Python. And for still others, it's Tom Green. (Hopefully, those in the latter category aren't numerous.) I like to think that I have a fairly broad-based sense of humor (I suppose everyone says the same thing). I can laugh equally hard at Mark Russell, This Is Spinal Tap, American Pie, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Green, however, doesn't do anything for me. On those rare occasions when my channel surfing has brought me to his MTV show, I have rarely stopped for more than a minute or two before moving on. I'm sure Green fans, inasmuch as there are Green fans, will delight in the cesspool that is Freddy Got Fingered. The film probably delivers what they are expecting.
Having said that, however, I have to report that this motion picture is arguably the worst piece of cinematic crap I have ever experienced theatrically. Hyperbole, you wonder? I looked through my list of zero-star movies and couldn't find one entry (except the immortal Zombie Vs. Mardi Gras, which was a straight-to-video release) that ranked as more difficult to endure. Words like abomination and travesty don't do this movie justice. Sitting through Freddy Got Fingered was one of the most depressing experiences in my 10 years of reviewing films. It's not even enjoyable on a campy level. It's just bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
Freddy Got Fingered takes gross-out humor to a new low. In the process, it uncovers another layer of the MPAA's inconsistency. How could anything this foul be granted an R-rating? Eyes Wide Shut, Requiem for a Dream, and The War Zone were all awarded NC-17s in their original cuts, but Freddy Got Fingered is given an R? What are the members of the ratings board inhaling?? And it's not as if the humor is so subtle that they could have missed something.
At any rate, Freddy Got Fingered is so awful that it turns the likes of Battlefield Earth and 3000 Miles to Graceland into pretenders to the label of a bad movie. It makes American Pie appear like a representation of high brow comedy, and fools us into thinking that Pink Flamingos is a bastion of good taste. Most depressing of all, as I was sitting through Freddy Got Fingered, the idea occurred to me that it might be preferable to sneak into the theater next door to watch Josie and the Pussycats a second time.
Is there a plot? I suppose, although it's just a flimsy excuse to allow writer/director/star Tom Green to spend time mugging for the camera and doing his X-rated comedy sketches. Green plays Gord Brody, a loser who goes to Hollywood to become a star cartoonist. When things don't work out, he moves back in with his Dad (Rip Torn - whose reputation gets both ripped and torn) and Mom (Julie Hagerty), but a running feud develops between him and dear old Dad. Meanwhile, Gord gets a girlfriend, Betty (Marisa Coughlan in a career-killing performance), who's confined to a wheelchair and is obsessed with performing oral sex on him. In the end, everything turns out all right - especially for those who have long since escaped the theater to do something better with their time.
I don't understand Tom Green's appeal, nor do I comprehend who comprises his target demographic. Infants? (The silly expressions and incessant repetition of words would go over well with them.) Teenage boys? Drew Barrymore? People who are drunk, stoned, or both? Maybe the criteria is that you need to be two of the above. There is nothing here about Green that I find funny (although I liked him in Road Trip). Maybe it's that he tries too hard for laughs, or that his few potentially funny bits are far too obvious. As I said, comedy is subjective, and watching this guy do his shtick makes me feel like I'm being subjected to some form of inhuman torture. He's the most irritating and repugnant thing to come from MTV since Pauly Shore. Check that... Shore never made anything as bad as Freddy Got Fingered. In fact, Ed Wood never made something this unwatchable.
In his attempts to introduce movie-goers to things they have never before viewed inside the hallowed halls of the local multiplex, Green gives us some cinematic moments that seem destined to become classics. For example, there's the time he parks his car by the side of the road for no apparent reason, then runs over to a nearby horse and masturbates it. Or later, when he does the same thing to an elephant so he can use its ejaculation as a weapon. Or when he licks the exposed bone in his friend's leg injury. There is also a running joke about child molestation, and a young kid who is constantly being knocked down, hit in the face, or smashed in the head (with the result usually being copious amounts of blood). It has been said (and rightfully so) that any topic can be the fodder for humor, as long as the treatment is funny. However, just because something is shocking and offensive doesn't make it worthy of laughter. No none involved with Freddy Got Fingered learned that lesson.
The screenplay has an obvious love of the word "****." It is used in all of its permutations: noun, verb, adjective, adverb. I think every actor (except perhaps Julie Hagerty) has to say it more than once. Those intrigued by the versatility of the word may want to investigate this film (there's no other reason to do so). On one occasion, the picture actually puts it to good use. About five minutes before the end credits, during a crowd scene, one extra holds up a placard reading "When the **** is this movie going to end?" It's something I'm sure just about every audience member was wondering. The answer: about two hours too late. At any length, Freddy Got Fingered would be too long. I'm just sorry there's nothing nasty enough that I can write in this review to suitably repay everyone involved in the ruination of 90 minutes of my life. I have gotten better entertainment value from a colonoscopy.Comment -
Originally posted by Cloak & Dagger
how could you hate on a classic??
You know, while I wouldn't have thought of The Shining for this topic, I respect hating on a classic. Anyone can name something everyone agrees is stupid like Freddy Got Fingered. But to go after a classic or an Oscar winner is what this topic is all about IMO.
I think a movie needs to have some pretense of greatness to be truly bad.
In fact I would almost rule something like Freddie Got Fingered out of eligibility for Worst Movie of all Time for one simple reason:
It's not good enough.Comment -
how dare you mention Gymkata in a worst movie thread. behold the effectiveness that is Gymkata.Originally posted by zentiense
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This isn't fair because it is molding other people's prospective opinions about it. I'm not saying that everyone should like the movie because I understand that not everyone likes this kind of humor. But at least see the movie before forming your opinions.Originally posted by ms61853
This guy completely butchered the synopsis. On paper, the movie may not sound like the best since its plot does not compare to classics such as the Godfather or Forrest Gump etc. It's goal is to make you laugh, which it certainly accomplished. If you don't believe me, watch the movie yourself.Comment -
To me, the worst movie should be one that does not provide any entertainment value whatsoever. I highly doubt that Freddy Got Fingered would be worthy of such an "honor." Steven Seagal movies would be the worst of all time if they weren't so hilarious.Comment -
i don't know how you can say "american gangster, crash, or iron man" were the worst movies ever, and whoever said PULP FICTION has no clue whatsoever. there are CLEAR choices out there that need recognition here -
ISHTAR was what immediately came to mind as I opened this thread.
WHEELS OF TERROR and JOY RIDE rank right up there also has HORRIBLE, UNWATCHABLE movies.
How about GHOSTBUSTERS 2 or ROBOCOP 3????
The last two movies were sequels SO BAD they make you forget how good the original was...Comment -
serendipityComment -
eight days seven nights
what a TERRIBLE flickComment -
joe vs the volcano...tom hanks and meg ryan.... horrible
someone mentioned "the contract" with freeman and cusak.... I had forgotten about that movie... it had the worst put together plot and had a million holes, it only angered me..did not entertain at all.Comment -
a great one because its NON-FICTIONOriginally posted by ms61853
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worst movies ever - The Godfather & CasinoComment -
Here I am. You may be right about me not having a clue whatsoever, but that movie did absolutely zero for me. I've tried watching it again and again, still nothing.Originally posted by patsfan2727
Anyway, if what you're saying is right, that I don't know come here from sic 'em when it comes to rating movies, are you also going to tell me my other choice, John Goodman in The Babe, is also incorrect. Please god, lie to me even if you think it was good
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Originally posted by goldengoat
Say, that is effective.Comment -
Lady in the Water
I'd rather watch Jason Varitek bat 20 times in a row than this movie!Comment -
I didn't like Pulp Fiction either, made the mistake of taking my then girlfriend to see it at the cinema, it was the first & last movie we saw together, to say the violence turned her off would be an understatement.Originally posted by Willie BeeHere I am. You may be right about me not having a clue whatsoever, but that movie did absolutely zero for me. I've tried watching it again and again, still nothing.
Anyway, if what you're saying is right, that I don't know come here from sic 'em when it comes to rating movies, are you also going to tell me my other choice, John Goodman in The Babe, is also incorrect. Please god, lie to me even if you think it was good
Some people loved this flick, I wasn't one of those people.
There is no correct answer here, simply opinions.Comment -
Originally posted by Robyn
love ur new avatar, Bread looks like all the life has been drained out of him. Cant say I blame him though.
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