Worst movie of all time?

[SBR Lou]

American Gangster has to rank up there.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Dreamcatcher. Absolute turd.

[daggerkobe]

If you are a fan of Morgan Freeman or John Cusak.... never ever ever ever ever watch 'The Contract'. Biggest waste of talent/budget in history.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Morgan Freeman was in Dreamcatcher too. It was written by Stephen King. Some movies are so bad they are funny, like Fair Game. This thing wasn't even good enough to be funny.

[EaglesPhan36]

Crash. I never understood why people loved this movie. Yeah great, they can beat it in your head that racism is bad. Doesn't make a great movie to me. Million Dollar Baby was also lame. I don't care what anyone says.

[MonkeyF0cker]

I thought the same, EP. Everything in Crash was just taking every situation to a racial extreme. Million Dollar Baby was boring and uneventful. Although, I wouldn't classify either as the worst movies I've seen, merely overrated.

[SBR Lou]

Crash. I never understood why people loved this movie. Yeah great, they can beat it in your head that racism is bad. Doesn't make a great movie to me. Million Dollar Baby was also lame. I don't care what anyone says.

Crash was pretty bad, it got old fast although it was interesting watching Sandra Bullock play a racist.

[betplom]

Freddy Got Fingered

[mtneer1212]

Caddyshack II, Ishtar, and Hot Rod

[Mudcat]

Moulin Rouge
My Big Fat Greek Wedding

[FadeThePublic]

88 minutes

Thought it would be a good flick with pacino in it

Was wrong

One of the worst movies ever

[tacomax]

Freddy Got Fingered

You're kidding right? Jacking off horses makes for first class cinema.

[betplom]

You're kidding right? Jacking off horses makes for first class cinema.

I forgot about that, please disregard my initial post.

[Illusion]

Freddy Got Fingered

That is the only movie I have ever shut off 15 minutes in. Horrible movie indeed.

[bettilimbroke999]

Caddyshack II, Ishtar, and Hot Rod

We have a winner!

Hot Rod is so bad they use it as a last resort interrogation tool at Gitmo

[reno cool]

Meet the ****ers was the worst
Repossessed
Blair Witch

so many bad ones, but I liked the way Crash was done, although some ideas were overplayed.

[skrtelfan]

Good thing someone mentioned Ishtar.

[treece]

Frogs without a doubt. The absolute worst POS movie ever. If you ever get a chance to see it, DON'T.

[Cloak & Dagger]

[Bread]

I could see how some people would not enjoy 'Crash', as it appears on the surface to merely be about race, when truly it is about so much more for those who look for a little deeper meaning. Great movie.

The best worst movie ever...'Sudden Death'.

Van Damme vs a mascot penguin. Nuff said.

[Robyn]

Excellent choice, Bread...although I would go with another JCVD movie "Double Team" with Dennis Rodman.

Or Iron Man. Or Ghost Rider.

[Willie Bee]

If you don't count some of the absolute crap on Lifetime and some of the other cable channels, or that Burt Reynolds-Bruce Dern sorry ass excuse for a Western that I still couldn't avoid watching recently, then it's a toss-up for me between John Goodman in The Babe or Pulp Fiction. I walked out of both.

[zentiense]

Glen or Glenda. My friends and I were so pissed off at the end of this movie that we destroyed the video tape and pissed on it.

However, if you're looking for a movie that will you give you endless laughs while wasted or high, look no further than Gymkata. This movie is hands-down the worst big-budget movie in history. It's so bad it's hysterical. You Tube a few clips and you'll see what I mean. It was made by Robert Clouse, the man who brought you Enter the Dragon (which is a classic). Good luck.

[Bread]

Oh man Gymkata is a CLASSIC!!! That dood takes out entire armies of ninjas from a pommel horse. Craptastic!!!

[zentiense]

HAHAHA WOW SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS GYMKATA

amazing how shit circulates around the world. Bread, I still own a VHS copy of that masterpiece from 1985. It's in one of those giant boxes. It's one of my most prized collections... =P

[Stumpage]

The Wicker Man, the remake with Nicholas Cage...An absolute steaming pile of fecal matter. No other movie even rates a mention compared to this unintentionally hilarious effort...Actually, that's not entirely true, as it quite humorous and interesting to see Cage beat on every woman imaginable. I believe he definitely has domestic abuse problems.....

[SBR Lou]

The Wicker Man, the remake with Nicholas Cage...An absolute steaming pile of fecal matter. No other movie even rates a mention compared to this unintentionally hilarious effort...Actually, that's not entirely true, as it quite humorous and interesting to see Cage beat on every woman imaginable. I believe he definitely has domestic abuse problems.....

[Bread]

Zen - Gymkata is a true classic. I have a part time hobby of writing about truly horrible movies, so I've seen most of them.

Stump - Wicker Man is another gem. Some of the greatest quotes ever, from an already horrible actor, Nick Cage. And who could forget the bear punching out the girl?!?!

[Jacey]

Come on, how has no one mentioned the Brandon Lang classic Two for the Money

[SBR Lou]

Come on, how has no one mentioned the Brandon Lang classic Two for the Money

I've actually seen some posters have that movie in their avatar, so didn't want to offend anyone.

[wtf]

come on

Come on, how has no one mentioned the Brandon Lang classic Two for the Money

you dont believe he picked all sixteen winners for one weekend?? then proceed toasting each others conquering of the world!

[Boner_18]

The Guyver

The Guyver.

[Mudcat]

(I, by the way, liked American Gangster a lot.)

[MrX]

I know I've seen worse, but Pumpkin immediately comes to mind.

[Bread]

(I, by the way, liked American Gangster a lot.)

If anyone watched it expecting a 'Scarface' type shoot-em-up, they weren't going to be happy.

Just like the many people who went and saw 'Bug', expecting a horror/sci-fi type movie and hated it.

Both excellent movies.