Somebodies gotta teach you fuks how to win

YorkHunt · 07-06-12, 01:58 PM

Patty maybe not to win... But can you teach me how to take a dikk

ApricotSinner32 · 07-06-12, 02:02 PM

Yorker i'm sure one of these broads would love to show you how to take a dick.

ApricotSinner32 · 07-06-12, 02:03 PM

I might have a few more plays later on in bases.

CanuckG · 07-06-12, 02:08 PM

Go get em

milwaukee mike · 07-06-12, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by ApricotSinner32

Yorker i'm sure one of these broads would love to show you how to take a dick.

so yorker is going to take a dick in his vagina?

i'm so confused

ApricotSinner32 · 07-06-12, 02:12 PM

Canuck you living in a motel again?

CanuckG · 07-06-12, 02:13 PM

Never

In Vegas next week will be staying at Aria

scouting WSOP

ZetaPsi808 · 07-06-12, 02:14 PM

why didnt you list the federer to win 1st set wager?

i tailed it for a third of a unit

ApricotSinner32 · 07-06-12, 02:15 PM

Fuk the wsop. The cash games are where it's at. You need a massive roll to withstand the volatility of big field tournies. 100 buy ins or so. Most playing are underrolled degens taking shots.

ApricotSinner32 · 07-06-12, 02:16 PM

Zeta no worries I have not added a lot of my plays. I will track more now to help out the fuking nimrods in players talk.

CanuckG · 07-06-12, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by ApricotSinner32

Fuk the wsop. The cash games are where it's at. You need a massive roll to withstand the volatility of big field tournies. 100 buy ins or so. Most playing are underrolled degens taking shots.

Very true. Will just be relaxing....next year will play cash games and a few tournies (Venetian Deepstacks/WSOP 1k/1.5k)

RogueScholar · 07-06-12, 02:16 PM

Patty, you know the implication of you reviving this thread is that you busted out on your latest roll? You've never cared about this stuff until all you had going was the airbets.

ApricotSinner32 · 07-06-12, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by CanuckG

Very true. Will just be relaxing....next year will play cash games and a few tournies (Venetian Deepstacks/WSOP 1k/1.5k)

I'm not rolled enough yet to make it worthwhile we'll see if I am by next year. Never been to vegas.

CarpeDime · 07-06-12, 02:18 PM

how much for anal

ApricotSinner32 · 07-06-12, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by CarpeDime

how much for anal

We can negotiate.

frizzelli · 07-06-12, 02:32 PM

Stuff fuk.

milwaukee mike · 07-06-12, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by ApricotSinner32

I'm not rolled enough yet to make it worthwhile we'll see if I am by next year. Never been to vegas.

never been to vegas yet you know the cash games are better than the wsop?

the main event is the most +ev poker tournament in the world - half the field are dumb celebrities, rich dudes that just want the experience, and scared money

the big cash games are filled with sharks yet the main event is filled with donkeys, and your choice is to play against the sharks?

rumnblack · 07-06-12, 03:01 PM

Well said Mike

CarpeDime · 07-06-12, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

never been to vegas yet you know the cash games are better than the wsop?

the main event is the most +ev poker tournament in the world - half the field are dumb celebrities, rich dudes that just want the experience, and scared money

the big cash games are filled with sharks yet the main event is filled with donkeys, and your choice is to play against the sharks?

well, +EV doesn't equal +EG

main event is probably extremely -EG for most people

ApricotSinner32 · 07-06-12, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

never been to vegas yet you know the cash games are better than the wsop?

the main event is the most +ev poker tournament in the world - half the field are dumb celebrities, rich dudes that just want the experience, and scared money

the big cash games are filled with sharks yet the main event is filled with donkeys, and your choice is to play against the sharks?

Again in mtt's you need a lot of buyins to withstand the volatility. Even if you're +ev over most in the field you're still going to not cash/score big in an mtt probably 80% of the time.

Roxxyfish · 07-06-12, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by ApricotSinner32

One of the mods moved my thread to the ncaa basketball forum even though i've never posted a ncaa play in my thread(You scared mods?)

Mods you rather have roxxyfish post his darts for the clueless?

Tail and prosper/Fade and lose your choice.

lol you fukin idiot.i am the best here and no one even close

http://forum.sbrforum.com/ncaa-basketball-betting/1481463-apricotsports-all-plays-tracked-here-p11.html

24-36 +12.66 units

Only play so far today

Arizona Diamondbacks moneyline +103

Risking 1 unit to win 1.03 units

lol you fukin idiot.i am the best here and no one even close

opie1988 · 07-06-12, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by CarpeDime

well, +EV doesn't equal +EG

main event is probably extremely -EG for most people

I assume EG stands for Extra Gay? Sounds about right.

ApricotSinner32 · 07-06-12, 03:23 PM

Opie you at the tanning salon right now or do you have one in your fuking house? And i'm gay?

ApricotSinner32 · 07-06-12, 03:31 PM

Roxxy you have 36 pages of edited/deleted picks enough said you don't have a clue fishcake.

milwaukee mike · 07-06-12, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

I assume EG stands for Extra Gay? Sounds about right.

it stands for "expected growth" of your bankroll. meaningless term unless you're one of those people that have a small, finite bankroll and are never going to earn another dollar in your lifetime

a person that is going to play the main event once or twice has a -eg to be sure. but life is about taking big, calculated risks once in a while on stuff that is +ev

ApricotSinner32 · 07-06-12, 03:33 PM

That is a big calculated risk in which will leave you felted atleast 80% of the time. So a massive risk of your roll to prosper 20% of the time? Genius idea

King Mayan · 07-06-12, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by ApricotSinner32

Roxxy you have 36 pages of edited/deleted picks enough said you don't have a clue fishcake.

And opie is a metrosexual.

might be BI..

Roxxyfish · 07-06-12, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by ApricotSinner32

That is a big calculated risk in which will leave you felted atleast 80% of the time. So a massive risk of your roll to prosper 20% of the time? Genius idea

you motherfukker. clivk on view log and you see i do not have edited or delete a single pick since WNBA has started

CarpeDime · 07-06-12, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

I assume EG stands for Extra Gay? Sounds about right.

reminds me of those porn ads they used to show on manhattan cable's "blue" channel in the 80s/90s at midnight - "976-PEEE. The extra E is for extra pee!"

anyone remember that????

opie1988 · 07-06-12, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by ApricotSinner32

Opie you at the tanning salon right now or do you have one in your fuking house? And i'm gay?

Actually, we do have a tanning bed here in the house. Owning will always be +EV over paying to use someone elses. Never gets used this time of year though, thats what the pool is for.

Quit being so fukkin sensitive, Patty. I didn't say you were gay. I've always liked you, pal. You know that. Even though you've done numerous things which i don't approve of, I've always been a supporter of yours.

Now as far as that gay-ass pic of yours floating around, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you when you say its photoshopped. Fukk do I ever want to believe that it is!! But Patty....don't ever let me catch you in that "position" again. Its simply something I won't be able to overcome.

jjgold · 07-06-12, 03:39 PM

Patty Roxy is a fraud and not in your league
He should be banned for creating approx 15 ghosts here and posting to himself how good of a capper he is

Sam Odom · 07-06-12, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Now as far as that gay-ass pic of yours floating around, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you when you say its photoshopped.

jjgold photoshopped it to take the heat off of him

ApricotSinner32 · 07-06-12, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Patty Roxy is a fraud and not in your league
He should be banned for creating approx 15 ghosts here and posting to himself how good of a capper he is

ApricotSinner32 · 07-06-12, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Actually, we do have a tanning bed here in the house. Owning will always be +EV over paying to use someone elses. Never gets used this time of year though, thats what the pool is for.

Quit being so fukkin sensitive, Patty. I didn't say you were gay. I've always liked you, pal. You know that. Even though you've done numerous things which i don't approve of, I've always been a supporter of yours.

Now as far as that gay-ass pic of yours floating around, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and believe you when you say its photoshopped. Fukk do I ever want to believe that it is!! But Patty....don't ever let me catch you in that "position" again. Its simply something I won't be able to overcome.

Like I said many times before... wouldn't I be outraged about the pic and get the mods to remove it/get the people who are posting it banned if it was a real photo of me?