Boys Coach Taylor is Here

Iwinyourmoney · 06-23-12, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by CoachTaylor

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Deucer but please dont tell Tami. I nailed Tyra like 30 times. Had to climb that shit. Mt. Everest baby. You know what I'm talking about.

Coach Taylor is either SWEEP or (and most likely) THEKRAKEN.

95% of the time they are the only guys the call Duecer "Deucer".

Search SBR for it.
Get a life loser ass ghosts

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

swinging johnson???? welcome back bro... missed ya man

Archie you're never gonna guess it. We never had much communication.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney

Coach Taylor is either SWEEP or (and most likely) THEKRAKEN.

95% of the time they are the only guys the call Duecer "Deucer".

Search SBR for it.
Get a life loser ass ghosts

It's common practice to add a "y" or an "er" to a name in sports. You should know that. I find it funny that you're telling a state championship winning coach to get a life when I watched a video of you broke and playing bingo with 76 year old ladies. God bless you IWIN. Maybe one day your handle will come true.

Iwinyourmoney · 06-23-12, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by CoachTaylor

It's common practice to add a "y" or an "er" to a name in sports. You should know that. I find it funny that you're telling a state championship winning coach to get a life when I watched a video of you broke and playing bingo with 76 year old ladies. God bless you IWIN. Maybe one day your handle will come true.

Unreal.
Coach I under estimated you.

Walking away from this thread

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney

Unreal.
Coach I under estimated you.

Walking away from this thread

Thank you. I had to defend myself there. But I do respect you. Your 7 part youtube series in Vegas was classic. Pranking the loan shark was one of the best videos I've watched on SBR.

paco · 06-23-12, 02:45 PM

Aren't u supposed to say East Dillon Lions?

**** the Panthers, except Smash.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by paco

Aren't u supposed to say East Dillon Lions?

**** the Panthers, except Smash.

Smash? Worst person I've ever coached. Smash is lucky I kept his ass on the team after he starting shooting up steroids into his ass. Then he lost his scholarship to TMU. Unbelievable. He could have had it all.

paco · 06-23-12, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by CoachTaylor

Smash? Worst person I've ever coached. Smash is lucky I kept his ass on the team after he starting shooting up steroids into his ass. Then he lost his scholarship to TMU. Unbelievable. He could have had it all.

He won u the state championship! At least u got him into Tex A&m, he's been killing It over there!

Hey Coach, tell me this. Why were u so tuff on the boys, but were always such a sissy when it came to Ur wife. Didn't u just wanna slap her across the face many times?

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by paco

He won u the state championship! At least u got him into Tex A&m, he's been killing It over there!

Hey Coach, tell me this. Why were u so tuff on the boys, but were always such a sissy when it came to Ur wife. Didn't u just wanna slap her across the face many times?

Yea, Smash scored the TD to win state, but he never listened to me. He needed a father-figure, I tried to be it, but he didnt accept it in the beginning. As for my wife, I believe that our relationship is a great example on how to interact with your wife. Of course, if you are not in love with your wife as I am, your interactions may be different. I feel that I set a very good example. I would never slap a woman, let alone Tami.

Iwinyourmoney · 06-23-12, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by CoachTaylor

Thank you. I had to defend myself there. But I do respect you. Your 7 part youtube series in Vegas was classic. Pranking the loan shark was one of the best videos I've watched on SBR.

Cheers

paco · 06-23-12, 02:58 PM

What about Riggins? He saved ur daughter that night she was wasted and u thought he was trying to bang her, and u kicked him out. U never apologized to him. Or even thanked him when u found out what really happened

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by paco

What about Riggins? He saved ur daughter that night she was wasted and u thought he was trying to bang her, and u kicked him out. U never apologized to him. Or even thanked him when u found out what really happened

I did apologize. I actually drove over to the Riggins residence and apologized. My daughter didnt speak up and tell me the truth, that night, or the following days. Once she did, I drove over to the Riggins'

LT Profits · 06-23-12, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by CoachTaylor

I'm here to mold you young gamblers into Vegas big-timers. I've had a lot of experience turning the lives around of struggling high school football players, now its time to focus on SBR. I see many inexperienced gamblers making the same mistakes over and over (jj). I'm gonna treat all of you like you are a Dillon Panther.

Detroit Tigers -145
Phillies/Rays over 8.5
Dodgers +134

Clear eyes. Full hearts. Cant lose boys.

No offense but I actually disagree with all three, although the only game I played is Pirates +134. Good Luck though.

paco · 06-23-12, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by CoachTaylor

I did apologize. I actually drove over to the Riggins residence and apologized. My daughter didnt speak up and tell me the truth, that night, or the following days. Once she did, I drove over to the Riggins'

o ok, i mustve missed that or was too drunk. Anyway, what we all really wanna know is Will there be a movie in the future?

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by LT Profits

No offense but I actually disagree with all three, although the only game I played is Pirates +134. Good Luck though.

Well, I'm positive no one is tailing these. Like I said earlier, when I go 1-2 or 0-3 I will impart wisdom on how to accept defeat and hold your head up high. God bless you, LT.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by paco

o ok, i mustve missed that or was too drunk. Anyway, what we all really wanna know is Will there be a movie in the future?

I hope so. I need a pay check.

paco · 06-23-12, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by CoachTaylor

I hope so. I need a pay check.

Word around town is Glenn is planning to move to Philadelphia, how do u feel about that?

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by paco

Word around town is Glenn is planning to move to Philadelphia, how do u feel about that?

Don't think I don't know what Glenn's trying to do. I know I'm a nice guy, but if he continues to "yuck it up" with Tami I'm gonna put his fukkin head in a vice.

WiiSports · 06-23-12, 03:07 PM

Coach, I know you don't like doing consulting work.

But how do you feel about my play on the Giants today? I have a pretty hefty sum on it and was wondering what you thought.

If I lose, I might be out of a house.

paco · 06-23-12, 03:08 PM

I like u Coach Taylor, ur a fair man. Hope u enjoy ur stay here at SBR and GL on ur wagers.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by WiiSports

Coach, I know you don't like doing consulting work.

But how do you feel about my play on the Giants today? I have a pretty hefty sum on it and was wondering what you thought.

If I lose, I might be out of a house.

It looks good on paper, but Tyson Ross will throw that gem out of nowhere once every month and a half. Just hope this is not his gem night. You should be fine with this one. Even if it loses you can say it was a good bet. That's all we can do.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by paco

I like u Coach Taylor, ur a fair man. Hope u enjoy ur stay here at SBR and GL on ur wagers.

Thanks paco, and if you hear anymore about Glenn, let me know.

ZetaPsi808 · 06-23-12, 03:21 PM

coach i enjoyed your posting on your other 3 handles this past week

keep up the good work ace

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by ZetaPsi808

coach i enjoyed your posting on your other 3 handles this past week

keep up the good work ace

First time posting since the end of April.

nrok2118 · 06-23-12, 03:29 PM

Warriorfan707, boy you sure have changed your attitude!

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by nrok2118

Warriorfan707, boy you sure have changed your attitude!

No, I believe that was the guy who put his whole bankroll on a Barry Zito game? Could be wrong about that though. Not me. Would be embarrassed to do that. Would be embarrassed to post that. Still waiting for a baseball sub forum member to put it together.

Roxxyfish · 06-23-12, 03:32 PM

wheres Frizzer when we need him ?

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by Roxxyfish

wheres Frizzer when we need him ?

Eating.

No coincidences · 06-23-12, 04:32 PM

Tigers getting no-hit by Brad Lincoln.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by No coincidences

Tigers getting no-hit by Brad Lincoln.

Of course they are No Coin. It's the way we deal with losses that make us men.

Mikeyanks23 · 06-23-12, 05:44 PM

coach i need you to answer this.. why didnt you teach jason street the proper way to tackle? kid couldve been the next troy aikman for my cowboys but now im stuck with romo. Thanks alot coach T

coach did you make landry (lance) run extra suicides after he killed the rapist?

coach how is Julie? shes not banging the married guy is she?

coach why did u allow riggins to play in the games when he missed practice all the time?

coach T was riggins raped in jail? did he rape any1?

Coach T did buddy touch Lyla when she hit puberty

paranoyd androyd · 06-23-12, 05:49 PM

hey warriorfan, how have your travels been? settled down anywhere yet?

Smoke · 06-23-12, 06:39 PM

Coach fax me

Code blue on the 672

thanks pal

Mikeyanks23 · 06-23-12, 06:48 PM

smoke i just got your message in a bottle from 89.

smoke thankgod i went to the beach today

smoke the answer to your message is no i will not trade you all my ninja turtles for your g i joes

smoke lmk if you get the message i sent you via bicycle messanger

Smoke · 06-23-12, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by Mikeyanks23

smoke i just got your message in a bottle from 89.

smoke thankgod i went to the beach today

smoke the answer to your message is no i will not trade you all my ninja turtles for your g i joes

smoke lmk if you get the message i sent you via bicycle messanger

probettor these g i joes are rare

Probettor you don't really like ninja turtles

Probettor make the right choice here

Probettor another bottle is on way