Boys Coach Taylor is Here

zert · 06-23-12, 11:06 AM

Thank God. I am saved. Bless you.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by kmarinouofm

good luck next friday Coach..

Thanks kmarin. Buddy Garrity just walked in. Gotta run.

swordsandtequila · 06-23-12, 11:14 AM

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

Landry? Is that you??

You mean Lance???

Smoke · 06-23-12, 11:19 AM

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by Smoke

Smoker is right. No matter what color we are, we are all united by football and gambling. God bless them both.

The Kraken · 06-23-12, 11:33 AM

Welcome coach Taylor. You'll find that time wasted here is never regained. Good luck in your endeavours.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Welcome coach Taylor. You'll find that time wasted here is never regained. Good luck in your endeavours.

It's never wasted time when you have a goal in sight. Never forget that, Kraken.

Clear eyes. Full slate of baseball. Cant lose.

jjgold · 06-23-12, 11:38 AM

Another ghost

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Another ghost

JJ, you shouldnt laugh. You "lost" what I make in a year for coaching the Panthers.

Either you made the bet and it goes down as the worst bet in SBR history
OR
You didnt make the bet at all and are pretending

Either way, you come out looking like a schmuck. God bless your knee caps.

The Kraken · 06-23-12, 11:47 AM

Archie, who takes care of al while youre on the internet all day son.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Archie, who takes care of al while youre on the internet all day son.

If you know anything about Coach T, you know I am an honest man. And to be honest, you are way off. Everyone thats new here isnt ALWAYS someone you know.

CanuckG · 06-23-12, 11:51 AM

Welcome

Chi_archie · 06-23-12, 11:52 AM

Welcome coach! When are hygiene lessons in the showers?

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

Welcome coach! When are hygiene lessons in the showers?

12 noon on Mondays. This Monday we will be going over loufas and the best areas to use them. God bless you Archie.

The Kraken · 06-23-12, 11:54 AM

Unreal. SBR has their very own CHI_Sandusky

Chi_archie · 06-23-12, 11:54 AM

Got it

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 11:55 AM

If i dont teach these kids how to properly shower after practice, who will? You guys think everything is sexual. I'm simply educating the youth.

Chi_archie · 06-23-12, 11:56 AM

Im a bar soap guy

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

Im a bar soap guy

Do you wash your face with the same bar of soap you wash your ass with? See, this is exactly why I am teaching these kids the proper way to do it. Unreal.

Don't be afraid of the loufa. It's your friend.

Chi_archie · 06-23-12, 11:58 AM

And pert plus

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

And pert plus

Now you're on the right path.

The Kraken · 06-23-12, 12:01 PM

Thanks for the affirmation. Add another to the legend.

Ghenghis Kahn · 06-23-12, 12:05 PM

never fukkin heard of you pal.

go fukk yourself!!!!!

welcome you fukkin ghost.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Thanks for the affirmation. Add another to the legend.

Seriously not him. Will do all I can to prove that if presented with a way to do so.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn

never fukkin heard of you pal.

go fukk yourself!!!!!

welcome you fukkin ghost.

I dont take statements like this seriously if you only joined in January. God bless you Ghengis. I hope you choose the right path.

Smoke · 06-23-12, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by CoachTaylor

Do you wash your face with the same bar of soap you wash your ass with? See, this is exactly why I am teaching these kids the proper way to do it. Unreal.

Don't be afraid of the loufa. It's your friend.

The loufa was a great invention!

Men don't be afraid of the loufa!

The Kraken · 06-23-12, 12:09 PM

Ya, i honestly dont know if you're him or not. Its just standard operating procedure to blame him for all new ghosts. Welcome and god bless.

That and Ive been wanting to say chi_sandusky for awhile.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

The loufa was a great invention!

Men don't be afraid of the loufa!

Smoker knows. Allows you to use less soap. Savings are a big priority on a high school football coaches salary.

wikkidinsane · 06-23-12, 12:12 PM

I think it's JJ GOLD.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Ya, i honestly dont know if you're him or not. Its just standard operating procedure to blame him for all new ghosts. Welcome and god bless.

Lol I get it. But really, I'm not him. Again, refer back to what Opie said. Was dead on.

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by wikkidinsane

I think it's JJ GOLD.

JJ isn't smart enough to write like me. I don't have 67 misspellings in one single sentence. Therefore, I cant be him.

InTheDrink · 06-23-12, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by CoachTaylor

Thanks kmarin. Buddy Garrity just walked in. Gotta run.

Coach let buddy know you need a couple hundos to go sbr pro

CoachTaylor · 06-23-12, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by InTheDrink

Coach let buddy know you need a couple hundos to go sbr pro

I just talked to Buddy about this matter. He kindly told me that there is no reason to go pro anymore since US players cant post up to a book. I would definitely go pro if that was still an option for US players. Buddy is really smart.

acl123 · 06-23-12, 12:57 PM

Coach i use old spice bodywash on a puff.
Is that acceptable?