TT I'll pretend this is a serious post and let you that your requirements for a flight, especially since I'm going to assume (judging by your gambling habits) that you also are going to need a cheap flight, are a bit unrealistic...
Even without looking my guess is at least 95% you won't find anything unless you have the ability to charter your flight... If you don't either expand your options for leaving beyond a single small regional airport or open up your possibilities for leaving or returning at least a few hours you probably not going to find anything let alone something you can afford...
Even without looking my guess is at least 95% you won't find anything unless you have the ability to charter your flight... If you don't either expand your options for leaving beyond a single small regional airport or open up your possibilities for leaving or returning at least a few hours you probably not going to find anything let alone something you can afford...

is your avatar from when tt was going to kill himself the other week?
what up Pal?