Top 10 things you will NEVER hear your wife/girlfriend say........

[Bread]

Got 6 of those covered.

Life is good.

[betplom]

Nicky, I edited it, you should "get it" now.

[Teela]

plommer, i have no idea what that means, but it's ok, you're lucky i like you..

teela, i believe my buddy panner. i think you are playing games with him.. i really do..

i dont believe you gave him your #.. send me pm for proof and i will call panner and we'll both call you on conference call just for 1 min.. then i'll hang up and let you both talk.. i want proof you are both talking..

nina and I are just friends now. .we decided we both will move on and see other people.. she's still a great girl, boys.. and.. she's available too.. so go for it..

Nicky, how do I know you won't write my number in men's restrooms from Montreal to East LA?

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky, I edited it, you should "get it" now.

i still don't get it.. i don't think you changed anything.. it sounds the exact same.. and i read it 46x.. sorry plommer.. have you been drinking? or maybe it's just me.. i don't know..

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky, how do I know you won't write my number in men's restrooms from Montreal to East LA?

ok teela, this discussion is over.. no more talk about this. we're done.. i now know that you are just playing panner now.. i can tell by your answer now that you are just having fun.. you are not serious about panner..

panner, forget it buddy.. move on. .she is not serious at all.. she's playing with your mind.. i'm sorry, panner.. don't worry, you'll find a good girl..


back to the thread topic..

[Teela]

ok teela, this discussion is over.. no more talk about this. we're done.. i now know that you are just playing panner now.. i can tell by your answer now that you are just having fun.. you are not serious about panner..

panner, forget it buddy.. move on. .she is not serious at all.. she's playing with your mind.. i'm sorry, panner.. don't worry, you'll find a good girl..


back to the thread topic..

It's ok, Nicky. Panic and I will continue this discussion in private.

[SlickFazzer]

Just saw this thread. Nicky, this may be your best thread ever in the history of your career. Fukkin spot on.

[Robyn]

Got 6 of those covered.

Life is good.

Yes you do. I guess I am not doing my duty as a woman. Do I need to crack down?

[Nicky Santoro]

thanks slicker, i took time to think this one out.. took me 83 minutes.. i assume you are talking about the top 10 list and not that i figured out this girl was playing panic..

slicker, if you can find a girl that would say or do at least 3 of those 10 and really mean it. then hold on to her.. and don't lose her..

[Chi_archie]

great thread lol

[Teela]

thanks slicker, i took time to think this one out.. took me 83 minutes.. i assume you are talking about the top 10 list and not that i figured out this girl was playing panic..

slicker, if you can find a girl that would say or do at least 3 of those 10 and really mean it. then hold on to her.. and don't lose her..

Nicky, don't hate. Panic and I have been talking and it's all good. If you keep it up, I'm going to request that you not be best man.

[AMBlai01]

Yes you do. I guess I am not doing my duty as a woman. Do I need to crack down?

The real question is....Which of those 6 do you have covered Robyn?

[Nicky Santoro]

The real question is....Which of those 6 do you have covered Robyn?

amber,

I'm good at this stuff.. i know her type.. Here's the 6 yes..


10. You're so sexy when you're hungover (YES)

9. Honey, do you want me to call my best friend Susan tonight to be part of our threesome? YES

8. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? NO

7. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? YES

6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.YES

5. That was a great fart! Do another one! NO

4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? NO

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! NO

2. I'd rather watch football, post at SBR, and drink beer with you all day, than go shopping. YES

1. I want to swallow it all . . . I love the taste. YES

[AMBlai01]

amber,

I'm good at this stuff.. i know her type.. Here's the 6 yes..


10. You're so sexy when you're hungover (YES)

9. Honey, do you want me to call my best friend Susan tonight to be part of our threesome? YES

8. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? NO

7. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? YES

6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.YES

5. That was a great fart! Do another one! NO

4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? NO

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! NO

2. I'd rather watch football, post at SBR, and drink beer with you all day, than go shopping. YES

1. I want to swallow it all . . . I love the taste. YES

A couple Surprises in there......I have to admit...

[lys3rg0]

Whose clone is Teela?

Nick Santauro +250
Panic +300
jjgold +350
some other troll +300

[Robyn]

amber,

I'm good at this stuff.. i know her type.. Here's the 6 yes..


10. You're so sexy when you're hungover (YES)

9. Honey, do you want me to call my best friend Susan tonight to be part of our threesome? YES

8. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? NO

7. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? YES

6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.YES

5. That was a great fart! Do another one! NO

4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? NO

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! NO

2. I'd rather watch football, post at SBR, and drink beer with you all day, than go shopping. YES

1. I want to swallow it all . . . I love the taste. YES

Nicky, you are very close. Substitute #1 for #4 and we are in business.

[Teela]

Whose clone is Teela?

Nick Santauro +250
Panic +300
jjgold +350
some other troll +300

Clone?

Well, Panic and I do look a lot alike.

[Robyn]

Whose clone is Teela?

Nick Santauro +250
Panic +300
jjgold +350
some other troll +300

Even better question is...whose are you?

Teela is a personal friend of Bread and I (which is why she came here in the first place...and I truly do apologize for our introducing her to this mess), so I can assure you, she is very real. But I will neither confirm nor deny that she is has an extra finger on her right hand.

[Teela]

Even better question is...whose are you?

Teela is a personal friend of Bread and I (which is why she came here in the first place...and I truly do apologize for our introducing her to this mess), so I can assure you, she is very real. But I will neither confirm nor deny that she is has an extra finger on her right hand.

Geez, Robyn! Way to keep my secrets.

I wasn't even going to tell about your webbed toes.

[Nicky Santoro]

wow, i really am good.. i got 5 of 6..

I told you boys, i can read people..

i was right.

bigboydan is gay
gm girl is bi..

and you boys doubted me.. don't say i didn't tell you so..

[Cloak & Dagger]

Geez, Robyn! Way to keep my secrets.

I wasn't even going to tell about your webbed toes.

[Cloak & Dagger]

wow, i really am good.. i got 5 of 6..

I told you boys, i can read people..

i was right.

bigboydan is gay
gm girl is bi..

and you boys doubted me.. don't say i didn't tell you so..

[Robyn]

Geez, Robyn! Way to keep my secrets.

I wasn't even going to tell about your webbed toes.

Nose, Teela. Webbed nose.

[BeatTheJerk]

Even better question is...whose are you?

Teela is a personal friend of Bread and I (which is why she came here in the first place...and I truly do apologize for our introducing her to this mess), so I can assure you, she is very real. But I will neither confirm nor deny that she is has an extra finger on her right hand.

how can you be a personal friend to somebody you have never met ?

[Robyn]

how can you be a personal friend to somebody you have never met ?

How can people believe in a God they have never seen or touched?
Sometimes things out of the ordinary are quite possible, BTJ.

[Teela]

Nose, Teela. Webbed nose.

Is that why you sound like your nose is always stuffy?

[20Four7]

If that's a real picture of teela then if she gives me her number I'll phone and confirm she's real. Just offering to help for the sake of the forum.

[Teela]

That's a very generous offer. It's very good of you to look out for others like that.