Top 10 things you will NEVER hear your wife/girlfriend say........

fiveteamer · 10-04-08, 10:05 AM

11. I'd much rather you spend $40 on KFC, than on flowers for me.

RogueJuror · 10-04-08, 10:05 AM

Nicky I'm still waiting for my vid, haven't gone to sleep, you said after the Angels game..

picantel · 10-04-08, 10:07 AM

Had a GF do #6. Wife does #11

Nicky Santoro · 10-04-08, 10:07 AM

fiver,

that was a good one, i must write it down..

Rogie, i did it yesterday night in garage, haven''t had time to upload it.. will have up my Welcome Back Rogie vid up tonight for you..

AgainstAllOdds · 10-04-08, 10:08 AM

RogueJuror · 10-04-08, 10:14 AM

Nicky not making up any BS at all. I swear one time, it was raining hard and I didn't had a car. The fridge was empty as usual, me and jjcolegirl were bored as hell as the internet was down. So it was just watching cable tv, and Nicky, I don't like watching tv, so it was helluva boring. All of a sudden jjcolegirl says to me quote to the word number three. I was like huh? So Nicky revise your top 10.

FreeFall · 10-04-08, 10:15 AM

I get number one

. Might be time for a new girl.

Nicky Santoro · 10-04-08, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by RogueJuror

Nicky not making up any BS at all. I swear one time, it was raining hard and I didn't had a car. The fridge was empty as usual, me and jjcolegirl were bored as hell as the internet was down. So it was just watching cable tv, and Nicky, I don't like watching tv, so it was helluva boring. All of a sudden jjcolegirl says to me quote to the word number three. I was like huh? So Nicky revise your top 10.

lol.. you're a star, rogie..

rogie, i swear, i am not making this up either. there is one on the list that i had happen to me. my 3rd girlfriend was fukkin wild. she was nuts.. she used to love doing some weird weird things all the time.. she had an incredible imagination..

she used to love me to do #5 to her all the time.. and believe it or not, right on her face.. she used to beg for it, NO JOKE.. she was s psycho.. but i loved it.. she was fun..

20Four7 · 10-04-08, 10:25 AM

Maybe I've been lucky but most of my answers is based on the one woman I saw for 3 years. About the only thing she wouldn't do was anal..... but hey I wasn't complaining.

Originally posted by Nicky Santauro

10. You're so sexy when you're hungover True
9. Honey, do you want me to call my best friend Susan tonight to be part of our threesome? Wrong only the G/F was Elaine
8. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? LOL

7. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? Not true see #9

6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. For the most part true since most look better with something on unless they are in bed.

5. That was a great fart! Do another one! Incredibly funny

4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? Depends on the day and her mood

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! Not true

2. I'd rather watch football, post at SBR, and drink beer with you all day, than go shopping. Incredibly true

1. I want to swallow it all . . . I love the taste. OMG so not true see #9 and #7

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Did i miss any other great ones??

Shark79 · 10-04-08, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by Nicky Santauro

10. You're so sexy when you're hungover

9. Honey, do you want me to call my best friend Susan tonight to be part of our threesome?

8. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

7. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

5. That was a great fart! Do another one!

4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

2. I'd rather watch football, post at SBR, and drink beer with you all day, than go shopping.

1. I want to swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

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Did i miss any other great ones??

I think I envy Bread right now

RogueJuror · 10-04-08, 10:28 AM

numer 5? lol, good for you man. I've never done that, sounds interesting. did you kiss her right after? did she want you to kiss her right after? how did she asked you the first time for it?

and Nicky, I caught that episode in video, anticipating the lost crops season..

Panic · 10-04-08, 11:08 AM

12. 5 inches is more than I'll ever need.

englishmike · 10-04-08, 11:13 AM

Hmm, is that the erotic aroma of another woman I can smell on your penis darling....

Nicky Santoro · 10-04-08, 11:15 AM

panner, i thought about you with #10, #8 and #4, since you are always saying that you are drunk.. and you love to drink...Teela could be that girl as she is always here posting with you when you are drunk.. she gets turned on seeing you drunk.. you can still make your move, it's never too late. if she loves you, she will still be there waiting for you.. it's meant to be, panner..

and she's #2 also.. 4 of the 10 are teela..

she could be the one, panner..

Panic · 10-04-08, 11:20 AM

Nicky, I knew she was the girl for me when i saw her sitting on her bed with a glass of wine in her hand. I said "This girl understands me". I have tried and tried to no avail. I think I am fighting a losing battle.

Teela · 10-04-08, 11:26 AM

I think I should get credit for more than just a few of those.

Nicky, Panic keeps trying to pass me off on other men. It's very disheartening.

Nicky Santoro · 10-04-08, 11:35 AM

panner, if this ain't the girl for you, i dont know who is.. you are one lucky man.. forget me and nina.. forget jj and gm girl.. those are not true love.. THIS IS TRUE LOVE..

panner, i told myself, i am going to mention teela's name in this thread, and lets see how long before she posts.. and then 4 minutes after you posted, she jumped in. panner, if this ain't proof enough she's in love with you, i don't know what is.. it basically means that she has not posted all week, but was sitting by pc waiting for the right time..

what were odds she was up and reading this thread here at this time on a sat morning? i thought 0%, but here she is.. panner, if you dont go for this opportunity, you are NUTS..

this girl is nuts for you, panner. read between the lines, man.. PANNER.. WAKE UP... WAKE UP... WAKE UP.. SHE WANTS YOU, PANNER.

DO YOU WANT ME TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU.?

Panic · 10-04-08, 11:41 AM

Nicky, I have done everything short of cutting my ear off and sending it to her. What else can I do? Can you set this up? Everytime I see Teela post I start to get nervous and fumble for words to say. She has a hold over me like no woman ever has. I would travel 3600 miles just to bring her a hamburger if she wanted. I am in deep and I dont care anymore if my heart gets crushed or not.

Nicky Santoro · 10-04-08, 11:46 AM

teela, i just want to tell you somethng.. between you and I... you are making a big mistake here, honest.. have you seen what panner is saying here. he sounds like the perfect guy.. what woman would not want a guy to say those strong words.. panner is the old fashioned type.. not too many like him left. he will open your car door and show you respect.. he seems like a great guy and if you sleep on it teela, you will lose him. don't lose this guy. .hold on to him. he seems like a great guy.. he's a great catch and he will treat you like gold, teela.. teela, stop playing games with my buddy panner,.. are you interested, or not? teela, no way there are too many guys left like panner out there. there are a lot of aholes out there who will treat you like sht and cheat on you.. but not panner. he will love you till the final day.. man, if i was a woman, i'd love to go out with panner. did you hear his last post? wow.. i am jealous of you teela.. any girl would jump at this chance.. TEELA, I SLAP MY WOMEN.. PANNER WILL NEVER DO THIS TO YOU.. he's a great guy, and he respects you..

go for it, teela. STOP PLAYING WITH HIS HEAD.

now give him your #..

Teela · 10-04-08, 11:50 AM

Nicky, you don't understand. I am hopelessly devoted to Panic, but he keeps pushing me away. He has actually told other men on sbr to pursue me because he was tired of me. I think I'm a pretty good catch, Nicky, so I don't understand why he doesn't want me. I don't require a lot - just coffee ready in the morning and a warm car to get into on cold mornings.

Nicky, as the resident relationship expert on SBR, what should I do?

jackpot269 · 10-04-08, 11:52 AM

12) Top hole, money hole bottom hole, corn hole take your pick !!

Nicky Santoro · 10-04-08, 11:55 AM

there's only 1 way to do this and to see if both of you are serious, or if this is all a joke.. now we will know.. we will test you both.. you say that panner is not serious and is telling other posters to pursue you.. and he is saying that you said you were married.. here is how to settle this.. if you both don't do this, then i give up and wil think this is all a game for both of you..

EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS VIA PM..

and then panner, (since he's the man) will call you teela.. if you both dont do this.. i give up. .this is your final chance panner and teela. IT'S THE ONLY WAY IT CAN BE DONE.. whoever refuses here, is the one playing games. if teela doesn't give her #out, then panner, she is playing you, and is only having fun and is probably married..

Teela · 10-04-08, 12:08 PM

Nicky, I've given him my number plenty of times. I've waited by the phone. I'm a desperate woman. He has never given me his number. I think he's married and just playing with me.

Nicky Santoro · 10-04-08, 12:14 PM

teela, i dont know who to believe anymore.. panner said same about you..

who is saying the truth?

Teela -110
Panner -110

panner, is this true? come on panner.. who is the one playing games here? i dont like this.. teela, i doubt panner is married. he's alwys posting.. i doubt his wife would let him post till 5 am everyday while getting drunk everyday.. he also posted 5 months ago that he met this ex gf at a grocery store and wishes he got her number and that she is most beautiful girl he's ever seen. i never forgot this thread..so i doubt he is married..

teela, if this is you playing with his head and playing with us.. STOP IT.. i know panner likes you..

panner, what do you have to say here?

Panic · 10-04-08, 12:17 PM

Nicky, she is trying to fool you. The last # she gave me was to a sex addicts hotline. Teela is just playing with my head. I think someone may have hurt her bad in the past and is afraid to get close to someone. But I am not going anywhere. i will wait for her, for as long as it takes.

Teela · 10-04-08, 12:20 PM

I did give you my number, Panic. You were probably drunk and wrote it down wrong. I'm sorry if I gave it to you when you were drinking and then I became angry when you didn't call. It's my fault, really.

Panic, I'm here for you. Waiting...

SBR Lou · 10-04-08, 12:21 PM

Get a room?

Nicky Santoro · 10-04-08, 12:22 PM

teela, i dont like you anymore.. you are playing with my buddy panner's heart.. you are playing with him and playing us all.. teela, i used to like you, but not after you hurt my buddy panner. i have to look out for my friends here, and panner is one of my good friends..

teela, if you are not interested, you shoud not lead him on.. this is not nice.. it's karma.. if you hurt a guy, it will come back at you and some guy will break your heart, trust me on this one.. it has happened to me many times. i have treated women like sht, and my next gf ended up cheating on me. i caught her in bed with another guy, on my freakin bed, when i came home early from playing hockey.. but i deserved it..

watch it, Teela..

betplom · 10-04-08, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santauro

Did i miss any other great ones??

Top 10 things you will NEVER hear your wife/girlfriend say........

"I wish you were more like Nicky Santauro".

That should have made your list.

Teela · 10-04-08, 12:26 PM

Nicky, I'm not playing with Panic. You can look through comments on the board and you can see that I have been waiting on Panic. I just wish that he would give me a sign that he's serious.

On another note, Nicky, how are things with Nina?

Panic · 10-04-08, 12:27 PM

Teela, do you know how bad I felt when I called that number?

Lady(who answered the phone): SAA. Can I help you?
Panic: Um. Yes, is Teela there.
Lady: Sorry, there is no Teela here. Can i help you?
Panic: She gave me this number. Maybe its not her real name. Is there a beautiful woman there that posts at SBR?
Lady: I have no idea what you are talking about, sir. We are a sex addicts hotline and i dont appreciate people like you that call and make jokes.
Panic: Lady, this is no joke. This is my fvcking heart we are talking about. And did you say sex addicts? Is there really people that want help for that?
*click*(she hangs up on Panic)

AMBlai01 · 10-04-08, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by Panic

Teela, do you know how bad I felt when I called that number?

Lady(who answered the phone): SAA. Can I help you?
Panic: Um. Yes, is Teela there.
Lady: Sorry, there is no Teela here. Can i help you?
Panic: She gave me this number. Maybe its not her real name. Is there a beautiful woman there that posts at SBR?
Lady: I have no idea what you are talking about, sir. We are a sex addicts hotline and i dont appreciate people like you that call and make jokes.
Panic: Lady, this is no joke. This is my fvcking heart we are talking about. And did you say sex addicts? Is there really people that want help for that?
*click*(she hangs up on Panic)

Teela cruel....absolutely Cruel....not sure I can look at you the same way..

Teela · 10-04-08, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by Panic

Teela, do you know how bad I felt when I called that number?

Lady(who answered the phone): SAA. Can I help you?
Panic: Um. Yes, is Teela there.
Lady: Sorry, there is no Teela here. Can i help you?
Panic: She gave me this number. Maybe its not her real name. Is there a beautiful woman there that posts at SBR?
Lady: I have no idea what you are talking about, sir. We are a sex addicts hotline and i dont appreciate people like you that call and make jokes.
Panic: Lady, this is no joke. This is my fvcking heart we are talking about. And did you say sex addicts? Is there really people that want help for that?
*click*(she hangs up on Panic)

Panic, PM me the number I sent. I'm sure it was a miscommunication and it was off a number or two. We can straighten this out.

Nicky Santoro · 10-04-08, 12:31 PM

plommer, i have no idea what that means, but it's ok, you're lucky i like you..

teela, i believe my buddy panner. i think you are playing games with him.. i really do..

i dont believe you gave him your #.. send me pm for proof and i will call panner and we'll both call you on conference call just for 1 min.. then i'll hang up and let you both talk.. i want proof you are both talking..

nina and I are just friends now. .we decided we both will move on and see other people.. she's still a great girl, boys.. and.. she's available too.. so go for it..