Anyone following this Sarah Philips thing on twitter/deadspin??

[Kermit]

who are all you people?

They're good guys.

[CountNo_Account]

The mods at covers are one of 3 things:

1.) Liars

2.) Naive

3.) Stupid

Or

4.) All of the above

[Kermit]

kermit who were you?

It doesn't matter who I was. It is about who I am now. Covers.com's worst nightmare.

Seaweed, do you know what is long, green, and smells like pork?

[Henry-Lilly]

Unfortunately, that pussy was a 3" Pakistani Trouser Trout.

Pretty sure if it's 3" or less he's going to Jared

[Kermit]

Sorry guys, I thought it was just a large clitoris.

-Rizz

[Seaweed]

It doesn't matter who I was. It is about who I am now. Covers.com's worst nightmare.

Seaweed, do you know what is long, green, and smells like pork?

Kevin Garnett?

[Kermit]

Kevin Garnett?

No.

[Kermit]

My finger.