Top 10 jerk offs in the NHL...

[GunnShow]

Why is Sean Avery not on the list? He's the biggest douche of them all.

Turns out he's also a plug. He's not even in the NHL anymore

Great list Deuce. I'm glad you included Marchand, that little fukkin gremlin

I'd have to give honorable mentions to P.K. Subban and Chris Neil.
I'd even add Dion Phaneuf...and I'm a Leafs fan

[Deuce]

Avery isn't in the league. Settle the fukk down. I guess probers should be on the list too then. RIP

[opie1988]

Deuce just hates the Penguins and loves the Red Wings.
Mind boggling list. How do you leave off Sean Avery? He arguably should be #1. Crosby obviously shouldn't be on the list at all.

Sean Avery not in the NHL as of now.

I agree though, Yiz.....Deuce is clearly just a homer. K13 buried this hamburger fukk. Kid picks the Red Wings to win every game, then says he has Nashville in the Finals.

What a fukkin clown this fat fukk is!! Lets all take batting practice on him again today and force him to leave SBR.

Deucer.....you fat fukk!!!

[yisman]

Avery played in the NHL this past season and is not retiring according to his agent, so I think it's fair to still count him.

[Deuce]

Sean Avery not in the NHL as of now.

I agree though, Yiz.....Deuce is clearly just a homer. K13 buried this hamburger fukk. Kid picks the Red Wings to win every game, then says he has Nashville in the Finals.

What a fukkin clown this fat fukk is!! Lets all take batting practice on him again today and force him to leave SBR.

Deucer.....you fat fukk!!!

Time and place. This is a serious discussion, make a new thread if you want theatrics.

[RubberKettle]

[opie1988]

Time and place. This is a serious discussion, make a new thread if you want theatrics.

[PuckOff]

No particular order.

Alex Burrows
Sydney Crosby
Joe Thornton
Ryan Kesler
Scott Hartnell
Brad Marchand
Dan Carcillo
Jordin Tootoo
Matt Cooke
Steve Ott

Honorable mention:
James Wisniewski

I can't believe you don't have Mike Ribeiro, the biggest douchebag in the league on that list.
Same with P.K. Subban. Guy got in 5 separate fights with with 5 different teammates this year.

[RubberKettle]

Terry O'Reilly beating on some NY jerk off

Go Bruins!!!!!

[Deuce]

I can't believe you don't have Mike Ribeiro, the biggest douchebag in the league on that list.
Same with P.K. Subban. Guy got in 5 separate fights with with 5 different teammates this year.

Subban
Ribeiro
Cammileri
Phaneuf

[yisman]

Burrows is a huge douche b

[PuckOff]

Who the fukk are you? I know more about hockey than most. My track record is proven. Many will vouch. Go kick fukkin rocks, kid.

Douche,

Are you on the rag or something? You and I know very well that Crosby doesn't flop around. Look at Kesler and his douchebag teammate LaPierre.

You missed the boat on your original list.

[RubberKettle]

Why is this guy not on there?

The mother of all cheap shots.

I know Wings don't fight or get involved in that stuff and he's mellowed, but hes still a jerkoff fuk!

[Deuce]

Kettle, we will add Bert. I should know this.

[PuckOff]

Wholeheartedly agree with Brad Marchand. Rat looking fukk. Didn't take him long to be hated.

Marchand is such a douchebag that Team Canada benched him in the World Junior gold medal game when he was 18. Getting benched for such an important game says a lot about your character.

[PuckOff]

Turns out he's also a plug. He's not even in the NHL anymore

Great list Deuce. I'm glad you included Marchand, that little fukkin gremlin

I'd have to give honorable mentions to P.K. Subban and Chris Neil.
I'd even add Dion Phaneuf...and I'm a Leafs fan

Leafs fan here as well, but Phaneuf shouldn't be on that list. I'm no Phaneuf fan, but ducking Hartnell and going after Luke's little bro in teh same game several weeks ago was definitely a douchebag type of move. No wonder why there is friction between Phaneuf and Schenn in the dressing room.

[bigsmitty]

I would throw Milbury in there if not for the shoe beating...Course he's no longer playing but still quite a clown in my books.

[RubberKettle]

Should also add this fuk. He's coaching now but still part of NHL.
You can see in the beginning of the video a real evil look about Hunter. Fukn psycho, I bet he wants man love with Ovie.

[PuckOff]

Bertuzzi shouldn't be on that list because of 1 incident.

Douche, calm the fok down and stop jumping the gun.

[RubberKettle]

Sorry no embedding on that one , but here's Dale trying to take off Murphy's dome.

[yisman]

Leafs fan here as well, but Phaneuf shouldn't be on that list. I'm no Phaneuf fan, but ducking Hartnell and going after Luke's little bro in teh same game several weeks ago was definitely a douchebag type of move. No wonder why there is friction between Phaneuf and Schenn in the dressing room.

sounds like you're saying he should be on the list

[William Walters]

Easy on Deucer boys......guy supports his team and obviously was a big Cheli fan.

[PuckOff]

sounds like you're saying he should be on the list

Nah. Shouldn't put people on a list due to 1 incident.

[MTek]

Crosby's great.... as long as he's winning
Yesterday proved what character he has, when he's faced with the undeniable fact that their season is over and will be considered a failure

I've noticed he's on the ice for a TON of goals against, even providing a screen in front of Fluery in game 2, if I want an all around player, I don't want Crosby

The flyers youth is proof that the best years are now behind the golden boys from Pittsburgh, Coutier is shutting down Malkin and Sidney is all but irrelevent in this series
Its going to be fun witnessing the demise of the Penguins franchise over the next few season. They're clearly only the 3rd best team in the division now, and have no youth in their system, and no reason to see that changing any time soon

This team is a JOKE defensively and the main reason they win is because they score so much.....normally

Here comes the SWEEEEPPPP

[RubberKettle]

He was an absolute disgrace yesterday, but a little early to say his best years are behind him.

He is 24 years old

Penguins make a couple moves this summer. Sure up the D and look at goal tending situation. They will compete again next year.

There are definitely 10 worse jerkoffs than Crosby imo

[yisman]

Crosby is one of the biggest winners in the league.

[hels]

Phaneuf is your typical crybaby of a Leaf but the Leafs don't even deserve to be included in 'NHL' talk. They are a fukken d-league team. Sad thing is, I'm a Leafs fan.

[goblue24]

Crosby is one of the biggest whiners in the league.

Fixed

[gti175]

Phaneuf is your typical crybaby of a Leaf but the Leafs don't even deserve to be included in 'NHL' talk. They are a fukken d-league team. Sad thing is, I'm a Leafs fan.

Were you saying this before February, when we were in like 6th place, and winning hockey games? I

I'm a leaf fan, and I envy the detroit red wings and how they play hockey. They draft well, they play well, and always conduct themselves with class. By far my favorite team besides the leafs. They dont have goons, and players like the ones listed in this thread..

[jjgold]

Pretty good list..was talking to a few hockey guys ad they said Deuce was pretty accurate

Deuce must watch hockey day and night

[opie1988]

Deuce must watch hockey day and night

Actually, this statement is spot on. Deucer is a hockey watching tv junkie.

Check out this pic Deucer text me of him in his fave recliner getting geared up to watch his Wings!!


GO WINGS!!

Best of luck this postseason, Deucer!

[The Bet Master]

Also you gotta just throw Bertuzzi on there. He probably shouldn't even be in the league.


Edit: just noticed you added him

[Deuce]

Also you gotta just throw Bertuzzi on there. He probably shouldn't even be in the league.

Bert was one incident. Although tragic he has paid his dues and it has gone to a court of law.

[icecapper]

Max Lapierre, Brad Marchand, Patrick Kaleta, Steve Downie. The rats run the league.

[ColdBeerHere]

Add Chris Neil