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  • GunnShow
    SBR Rookie
    • 03-06-12
    • 19

    #36
    Originally posted by hels
    Why is Sean Avery not on the list? He's the biggest douche of them all.
    Turns out he's also a plug. He's not even in the NHL anymore

    Great list Deuce. I'm glad you included Marchand, that little fukkin gremlin

    I'd have to give honorable mentions to P.K. Subban and Chris Neil.
    I'd even add Dion Phaneuf...and I'm a Leafs fan
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    • Deuce
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-12-08
      • 29843

      #37
      Avery isn't in the league. Settle the fukk down. I guess probers should be on the list too then. RIP
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      • opie1988
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-12-10
        • 23429

        #38
        Originally posted by yisman
        Deuce just hates the Penguins and loves the Red Wings.
        Mind boggling list. How do you leave off Sean Avery? He arguably should be #1. Crosby obviously shouldn't be on the list at all.

        Sean Avery not in the NHL as of now.

        I agree though, Yiz.....Deuce is clearly just a homer. K13 buried this hamburger fukk. Kid picks the Red Wings to win every game, then says he has Nashville in the Finals.

        What a fukkin clown this fat fukk is!! Lets all take batting practice on him again today and force him to leave SBR.

        Deucer.....you fat fukk!!!
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        • yisman
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-01-08
          • 75682

          #39
          Avery played in the NHL this past season and is not retiring according to his agent, so I think it's fair to still count him.
          [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
          [/quote]

          [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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          • Deuce
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 01-12-08
            • 29843

            #40
            Originally posted by opie1988
            Sean Avery not in the NHL as of now.

            I agree though, Yiz.....Deuce is clearly just a homer. K13 buried this hamburger fukk. Kid picks the Red Wings to win every game, then says he has Nashville in the Finals.

            What a fukkin clown this fat fukk is!! Lets all take batting practice on him again today and force him to leave SBR.

            Deucer.....you fat fukk!!!
            Time and place. This is a serious discussion, make a new thread if you want theatrics.
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            • RubberKettle
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 12-28-09
              • 6421

              #41
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              • opie1988
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-12-10
                • 23429

                #42
                Originally posted by Deuce
                Time and place. This is a serious discussion, make a new thread if you want theatrics.
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                • PuckOff
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-14-07
                  • 2395

                  #43
                  Originally posted by Deuce
                  No particular order.

                  Alex Burrows
                  Sydney Crosby
                  Joe Thornton
                  Ryan Kesler
                  Scott Hartnell
                  Brad Marchand
                  Dan Carcillo
                  Jordin Tootoo
                  Matt Cooke
                  Steve Ott

                  Honorable mention:
                  James Wisniewski

                  I can't believe you don't have Mike Ribeiro, the biggest douchebag in the league on that list.
                  Same with P.K. Subban. Guy got in 5 separate fights with with 5 different teammates this year.
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                  • RubberKettle
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 12-28-09
                    • 6421

                    #44
                    Terry O'Reilly beating on some NY jerk off

                    Go Bruins!!!!!

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                    • Deuce
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 01-12-08
                      • 29843

                      #45
                      Originally posted by PuckOff
                      I can't believe you don't have Mike Ribeiro, the biggest douchebag in the league on that list.
                      Same with P.K. Subban. Guy got in 5 separate fights with with 5 different teammates this year.

                      Subban
                      Ribeiro
                      Cammileri
                      Phaneuf
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                      • yisman
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-01-08
                        • 75682

                        #46
                        Burrows is a huge douche b
                        [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                        [/quote]

                        [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                        • PuckOff
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-14-07
                          • 2395

                          #47
                          Originally posted by Deuce
                          Who the fukk are you? I know more about hockey than most. My track record is proven. Many will vouch. Go kick fukkin rocks, kid.
                          Douche,

                          Are you on the rag or something? You and I know very well that Crosby doesn't flop around. Look at Kesler and his douchebag teammate LaPierre.

                          You missed the boat on your original list.
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                          • RubberKettle
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-28-09
                            • 6421

                            #48
                            Why is this guy not on there?

                            The mother of all cheap shots.

                            I know Wings don't fight or get involved in that stuff and he's mellowed, but hes still a jerkoff fuk!

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                            • Deuce
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 01-12-08
                              • 29843

                              #49
                              Kettle, we will add Bert. I should know this.
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                              • PuckOff
                                SBR MVP
                                • 02-14-07
                                • 2395

                                #50
                                Originally posted by hydrosmak
                                Wholeheartedly agree with Brad Marchand. Rat looking fukk. Didn't take him long to be hated.
                                Marchand is such a douchebag that Team Canada benched him in the World Junior gold medal game when he was 18. Getting benched for such an important game says a lot about your character.
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                                • PuckOff
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 02-14-07
                                  • 2395

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by GunnShow
                                  Turns out he's also a plug. He's not even in the NHL anymore

                                  Great list Deuce. I'm glad you included Marchand, that little fukkin gremlin

                                  I'd have to give honorable mentions to P.K. Subban and Chris Neil.
                                  I'd even add Dion Phaneuf...and I'm a Leafs fan
                                  Leafs fan here as well, but Phaneuf shouldn't be on that list. I'm no Phaneuf fan, but ducking Hartnell and going after Luke's little bro in teh same game several weeks ago was definitely a douchebag type of move. No wonder why there is friction between Phaneuf and Schenn in the dressing room.
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                                  • bigsmitty
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 04-12-10
                                    • 3026

                                    #52
                                    I would throw Milbury in there if not for the shoe beating...Course he's no longer playing but still quite a clown in my books.
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                                    • RubberKettle
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 12-28-09
                                      • 6421

                                      #53
                                      Should also add this fuk. He's coaching now but still part of NHL.
                                      You can see in the beginning of the video a real evil look about Hunter. Fukn psycho, I bet he wants man love with Ovie.

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                                      • PuckOff
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-14-07
                                        • 2395

                                        #54
                                        Bertuzzi shouldn't be on that list because of 1 incident.

                                        Douche, calm the fok down and stop jumping the gun.
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                                        • RubberKettle
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 12-28-09
                                          • 6421

                                          #55
                                          Sorry no embedding on that one , but here's Dale trying to take off Murphy's dome.

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                                          • yisman
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-01-08
                                            • 75682

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by PuckOff
                                            Leafs fan here as well, but Phaneuf shouldn't be on that list. I'm no Phaneuf fan, but ducking Hartnell and going after Luke's little bro in teh same game several weeks ago was definitely a douchebag type of move. No wonder why there is friction between Phaneuf and Schenn in the dressing room.
                                            sounds like you're saying he should be on the list
                                            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                            [/quote]

                                            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                            • William Walters
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 01-17-11
                                              • 6372

                                              #57
                                              Easy on Deucer boys......guy supports his team and obviously was a big Cheli fan.

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                                              • PuckOff
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 02-14-07
                                                • 2395

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by yisman
                                                sounds like you're saying he should be on the list
                                                Nah. Shouldn't put people on a list due to 1 incident.
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                                                • MTek
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-18-08
                                                  • 1381

                                                  #59
                                                  Crosby's great.... as long as he's winning
                                                  Yesterday proved what character he has, when he's faced with the undeniable fact that their season is over and will be considered a failure

                                                  I've noticed he's on the ice for a TON of goals against, even providing a screen in front of Fluery in game 2, if I want an all around player, I don't want Crosby

                                                  The flyers youth is proof that the best years are now behind the golden boys from Pittsburgh, Coutier is shutting down Malkin and Sidney is all but irrelevent in this series
                                                  Its going to be fun witnessing the demise of the Penguins franchise over the next few season. They're clearly only the 3rd best team in the division now, and have no youth in their system, and no reason to see that changing any time soon

                                                  This team is a JOKE defensively and the main reason they win is because they score so much.....normally

                                                  Here comes the SWEEEEPPPP
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                                                  • RubberKettle
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 12-28-09
                                                    • 6421

                                                    #60
                                                    He was an absolute disgrace yesterday, but a little early to say his best years are behind him.

                                                    He is 24 years old

                                                    Penguins make a couple moves this summer. Sure up the D and look at goal tending situation. They will compete again next year.

                                                    There are definitely 10 worse jerkoffs than Crosby imo
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                                                    • yisman
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 09-01-08
                                                      • 75682

                                                      #61
                                                      Crosby is one of the biggest winners in the league.
                                                      [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                      [/quote]

                                                      [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                      • hels
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 04-12-09
                                                        • 8767

                                                        #62
                                                        Phaneuf is your typical crybaby of a Leaf but the Leafs don't even deserve to be included in 'NHL' talk. They are a fukken d-league team. Sad thing is, I'm a Leafs fan.
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                                                        • goblue24
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 09-26-09
                                                          • 635

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by yisman
                                                          Crosby is one of the biggest whiners in the league.
                                                          Fixed
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                                                          • gti175
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 11-06-08
                                                            • 1192

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by hels
                                                            Phaneuf is your typical crybaby of a Leaf but the Leafs don't even deserve to be included in 'NHL' talk. They are a fukken d-league team. Sad thing is, I'm a Leafs fan.
                                                            Were you saying this before February, when we were in like 6th place, and winning hockey games? I

                                                            I'm a leaf fan, and I envy the detroit red wings and how they play hockey. They draft well, they play well, and always conduct themselves with class. By far my favorite team besides the leafs. They dont have goons, and players like the ones listed in this thread..
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388208

                                                              #65
                                                              Pretty good list..was talking to a few hockey guys ad they said Deuce was pretty accurate

                                                              Deuce must watch hockey day and night
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                                                              • opie1988
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 09-12-10
                                                                • 23429

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                Deuce must watch hockey day and night
                                                                Actually, this statement is spot on. Deucer is a hockey watching tv junkie.

                                                                Check out this pic Deucer text me of him in his fave recliner getting geared up to watch his Wings!!


                                                                GO WINGS!!

                                                                Best of luck this postseason, Deucer!
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                                                                • The Bet Master
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 09-29-10
                                                                  • 2665

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Also you gotta just throw Bertuzzi on there. He probably shouldn't even be in the league.


                                                                  Edit: just noticed you added him
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                                                                  • Deuce
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 01-12-08
                                                                    • 29843

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by The Bet Master
                                                                    Also you gotta just throw Bertuzzi on there. He probably shouldn't even be in the league.
                                                                    Bert was one incident. Although tragic he has paid his dues and it has gone to a court of law.
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                                                                    • icecapper
                                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                                      • 09-29-09
                                                                      • 788

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Max Lapierre, Brad Marchand, Patrick Kaleta, Steve Downie. The rats run the league.
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                                                                      • ColdBeerHere
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 03-25-11
                                                                        • 3626

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Add Chris Neil
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