Top 10 jerk offs in the NHL...

[Deuce]

No particular order.

Alex Burrows
Sydney Crosby
Joe Thornton
Ryan Kesler
Scott Hartnell
Brad Marchand
Dan Carcillo
Jordin Tootoo
Matt Cooke
Steve Ott

Honorable mention:
James Wisniewski

[Brock Landers]

i've heard of like 2 of the guys on the list

Deuce, you are a hockey sharp

[Ethan1122]

I disagree on Matt Cooke, I use to hate him but he has really calmed down this year

[Deuce]

I disagree on Matt Cooke, I use to hate him but he has really calmed down this year

I agree, no major penalties this year. He has calmed down but he was and always will be a jerk off.

Hartnell is a successful jerk off. As are a few others on the list. It is part of Hartnell's game though.

[PuckIt]

Sidney, not Sydney...and he's spent the majority of the season in the doctor's office? Would you have him on this list if he played for the wings?

[Jesus Christ]

Good list...I'd throw P.K. Subban somewhere around the top 10 too.

[Al Masters]

Definitely missing Maxim Lapierre from your list

[GOIRISH]

Sidney, not Sydney...and he's spent the majority of the season in the doctor's office? Would you have him on this list if he played for the wings?

Cindy not sidney

[William Walters]

Kesler is the Vlade Divac of hockey. Flopping bitch.

[Rich Boy]

Devin Setoguchi is the biggest pussy in the NHL. Notorious diver.

Kesler showing off his diving skills tonight, guy is a bit of a pussy and highly overrated.

Burrows and Lapierre also pull sketchy shit, not a huge fan of it.

Dave Marchand should be #1 on this list though.

[muldoon]

I disagree on Matt Cooke, I use to hate him but he has really calmed down this year

All those penalties and cheap shots today, and Cooke was awol from it all.

Guy had to feel like a reformed junkie trapped in a heroin warehouse.

[muldoon]

Dave Marchand should be #1 on this list though.

Worse than his brother Brad?

[Ethan1122]

If this list is about diving you might as well throw the whole Pens team on it.

[Deuce]

Sidney, not Sydney...and he's spent the majority of the season in the doctor's office? Would you have him on this list if he played for the wings?

Sidney, Sydney, Cindy...

The guy is a classless bitch with the talent of an all time legend. He is a pussy. He flops, cheap shots, and is as classless as they come.

[Robber]

Fukin Detroit tire boy like to pretend he knows anything about hockey lmao

[The Bet Master]

An NHL without a guy like Crosby is a boring NHL. He is the best player in the game and he knows that he can get away with stuff others can't. A lot of the stuff he does is done by a lot of guys it's jus overblown because of who he is.

[Deuce]

Fukin Detroit tire boy like to pretend he knows anything about hockey lmao

Who the fukk are you? I know more about hockey than most. My track record is proven. Many will vouch. Go kick fukkin rocks, kid.

[Robber]

Go fukk yourself you undereducated fukk

[Deuce]

Go fukk yourself you undereducated fukk

Undereducated? Is that a word? Do you know my curriculum vitae?

[Robber]

Yes it's a word get a fukkin dictionary and go back to school

[Deuce]

Yes. It's a word. Get a fukkin dictionary and go back to school.

Fixed.

[frizzelli]

Who the fukk are you? I know more about hockey than most. My track record is proven. Many will vouch. Go kick fukkin rocks, kid.

[Deuce]

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Frizz, find out who the fukk this prick is. Thanks, pal.

[King Mayan]

I hate that homosexual ryan kesler.

[Chi_archie]

good list

[DennisGreen]

Good list, can't really argue about anyone on there

[sickler]

Top jerk offs used to be guys with a face shield picking scraps with guys without a face shield. Guy with face shield won't remove his helmet but wants to throw 'em. Those are the biggest jerk offs if it still happens.

[PuckIt]

Persons who don't like Crosby are not Pens fans. Simple as that. You don't like him because he's the most skilled player in the NHL and he doesn't play for your team. I don't care how big of a baby you think he is, if he played for your team and as a result your team reaped the benefits you wouldn't hate him either.

[Deuce]

Persons who don't like Crosby are not Pens fans. Simple as that. You don't like him because he's the most skilled player in the NHL and he doesn't play for your team. I don't care how big of a baby you think he is, if he played for your team and as a result your team reaped the benefits you wouldn't hate him either.

Which is why I love seeing Pittsburgh lose. The entire mentality of the team is that way. Geno and Crosby are both hacks and are so easily agitated. They should follow suit to Datsyuk and Zetterberg, two individuals with tremendous talent that carry themselves as gentlemen and show respect to those that deserve it.

[k13]

Which is why I love seeing Pittsburgh lose. The entire mentality of the team is that way. Geno and Crosby are both hacks and are so easily agitated. They should follow suit to Datsyuk and Zetterberg, two individuals with tremendous talent that carry themselves as gentlemen and show respect to those that deserve it.

So who won the Stanley Cup the last time these two met? Did you enjoy that?

Can't even beat two hacks like Crosby and Geno.

[hels]

Why is Sean Avery not on the list? He's the biggest douche of them all.

[hydrosmak]

Wholeheartedly agree with Brad Marchand. Rat looking fukk. Didn't take him long to be hated.

[bigsmitty]

Sean Avery has to have my vote. Has to be one of the biggest clowns I've ever seen...

[yisman]

Deuce just hates the Penguins and loves the Red Wings.

Mind boggling list. How do you leave off Sean Avery? He arguably should be #1. Crosby obviously shouldn't be on the list at all.

[KingJD31]

Trevor gillies?