What will you do if you win the MEGA MILLIONS

EaglesPhan36 · 03-29-12, 08:38 AM

Bet it all on black.

HoulihansTX · 03-29-12, 08:46 AM

Live the same life.

will2survive · 03-29-12, 08:53 AM

I would buy luxury seats in all NY/NJ related sporting complexes

Smoke · 03-29-12, 08:55 AM

Build a church

Give to various charities

Open up my own offshore sportsbook

Build huge home

Buy a dozen or so old school muscle cars

l7ustin · 03-29-12, 08:58 AM

make it rain at a strip club
buy whatever car i want
get a house in a gated community
pay my rents house off
go get an MBA from UT in Austin
take a european vacation

will2survive · 03-29-12, 09:08 AM

I would donate to the cure of cancer. With all of the technology available that we have, there are still many cancers that are incurable and it's a crime. People that are inflicted with cancer shouldn't have to go through pain and expect a death sentence. I can't be buried with all of my money, therefore a large sum would go to this worthy cause. It's taken a lot of good people away....

geebert74 · 03-29-12, 09:21 AM

Ide buy u all ipads

rem sleep · 03-29-12, 09:24 AM

Get a place right on the strip. Smoke the best trees.

Gio21 · 03-29-12, 09:34 AM

Deposit all of it at 5Dimes!

brooks85 · 03-29-12, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Estimated up to $500million, cash out around $350milllion. After taxes, the NET will be approximately $250million. A quarter of a billion dollars.

I've been thinking about what I'm gonna do if I win and these are a few of the things.

1.) Donate to Obamas campaign for re-election
2.) Donate to Trayvons momma so she can afford to get a decent lawyer
3.) Buy season tickets to the Knicks games, courtside of course

4.) Buy a few hundred acres of land somewhere and build about a 5,000 sqft home. Probably somewhere in the Caribbean.
5.) Buy a loft in NYC overlooking Central Park
6.) Go pro for the perks

7.) Start up a few businesses. Probably a home security business and a car dealership and a donut shop
8.) Buy 1000 lottery tickets for the next lottery
9.) Split it 50/50 with my wife and sign a pre-nup

I bet some of you sick fukks would go broke in a year

but have fun doing it.

haha You and Obama have something in common... wonder if you can guess what it is?

Bluehorseshoe · 03-29-12, 09:35 AM

Husband comes home to his wife..

Husband: "Honey....pack your bags, I won the lottery!!!"

Wife: "Oh my God that's great.....Where are we going???"

Husband "I'm not going anywhere. I just want you out of the damn house!"

married2themoney · 03-29-12, 09:39 AM

Boats and hoes

B1GER1C828 · 03-29-12, 09:43 AM

buy sbr.

ChalkyDog · 03-29-12, 09:50 AM

Get the fukk out this country as quick as possible.

Go spend that shit where I can enjoy the goddamn cash.

Gamble with it at offshore books without the worry of some dumbass government agency on some religious righteous trip.

And buy a shit load more guns, prep for the end of the world, and get a bad ass wolf-dog.

Buy two buildings at University of Arizona. One for Social Sciences, the other for basketball.

If I am stuck in this godforsaken country, for whatever reason - it'll be in Vegas, and I'll open up my own firm, and do pro-bono work for the disenfranchised getting railroaded by the state/federal government. Meaning, the only way I say in this cesspool - is to spend my days fukkin with the government.

Cuse0323 · 03-29-12, 09:54 AM

Nice house in a nice city, nice car and hook the family and friends up. Would keep it pretty simple.

The Kraken · 03-29-12, 09:57 AM

I'd build a customized sports complex on my property. Would have a full court basketball court, some tennis courts (indoor and out), pool and hot tubs, showers, jiu jitsu mats and boxing bags, weight room, movie room, office, a few bowling lanes, outdoor volleyball sand court, a small baseball field so I could play home run derby and actually hit a home run, field goal for practicing kicking and probably a bunch of other stuff. But it would be a hell of a fun building. It would just be used friends and family. I'm not running no high end YMCA with my money.

ChalkyDog · 03-29-12, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

I'd build a customized sports complex on my property. Would have a full court basketball court, some tennis courts (indoor and out), pool and hot tubs, showers, jiu jitsu mats and boxing bags, weight room, movie room, office, a few bowling lanes, outdoor volleyball sand court, a small baseball field so I could play home run derby and actually hit a home run, field goal for practicing kicking and probably a bunch of other stuff. But it would be a hell of a fun building. It would just be used friends and family. I'm not running no high end YMCA with my money.

Golf Simulator or GTFO.

Conan · 03-29-12, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Estimated up to $500million, cash out around $350milllion. After taxes, the NET will be approximately $250million. A quarter of a billion dollars.

I've been thinking about what I'm gonna do if I win and these are a few of the things.

1.) Donate to Obamas campaign for re-election
2.) Donate to Trayvons momma so she can afford to get a decent lawyer
3.) Buy season tickets to the Knicks games, courtside of course

4.) Buy a few hundred acres of land somewhere and build about a 5,000 sqft home. Probably somewhere in the Caribbean.
5.) Buy a loft in NYC overlooking Central Park
6.) Go pro for the perks

7.) Start up a few businesses. Probably a home security business and a car dealership and a donut shop
8.) Buy 1000 lottery tickets for the next lottery
9.) Split it 50/50 with my wife and sign a pre-nup

I bet some of you sick fukks would go broke in a year

but have fun doing it.

you would need 250 mill to aford a $200 depozit to go pro?

jrs362 · 03-29-12, 10:03 AM

I've always wondered what it would be like to buy every single ticket to a sports game, be it NBA, MLB, or NFL, and be the only one in the stands.

I suppose I could always go to a Nets or Pistons game and avoid having to buy all the tickets, but I'd much rather do it with a team that has a greater following.

aceking · 03-29-12, 10:12 AM

hoe hoe hoe

grzftbl · 03-29-12, 10:13 AM

1st thing I'd do is get a new phone number. Old "friends" would be acting like we're best buds...

Conan · 03-29-12, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by grzftbl

1st thing I'd do is get a new phone number. Old "friends" would be acting like we're best buds...

my friends alrety have picked out there jobs no handouts here i have a driver a bodyguard a personal assistant and a life coach.

TheMetsSuck · 03-29-12, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Estimated up to $500million, cash out around $350milllion. After taxes, the NET will be approximately $250million. A quarter of a billion dollars.

I've been thinking about what I'm gonna do if I win and these are a few of the things.

1.) Donate to Obamas campaign for re-election
2.) Donate to Trayvons momma so she can afford to get a decent lawyer
3.) Buy season tickets to the Knicks games, courtside of course

4.) Buy a few hundred acres of land somewhere and build about a 5,000 sqft home. Probably somewhere in the Caribbean.
5.) Buy a loft in NYC overlooking Central Park
6.) Go pro for the perks

7.) Start up a few businesses. Probably a home security business and a car dealership and a donut shop
8.) Buy 1000 lottery tickets for the next lottery
9.) Split it 50/50 with my wife and sign a pre-nup

I bet some of you sick fukks would go broke in a year

but have fun doing it.

so you want to be spike lee basically?

Louisvillekid1 · 03-29-12, 10:54 AM

when's the drawing? tonight @ 11 est right?

beefcake · 03-29-12, 10:59 AM

Spend a year travelling to ATP and challenger level tennis tournaments with EaglesPhan all around the world and getting drunk as fukk and then heckle the shite out of all the players.Buy Shari a house and a part time housekeeper/maid to watch her kid so she can give more advice to me on tennis as I am three sheets to the wind getting ready to give it to Kevin Paycheck in Istanbul.

Cuse0323 · 03-29-12, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by Louisvillekid1

when's the drawing? tonight @ 11 est right?

Friday night.

ebbearsfb1 · 03-29-12, 11:03 AM

Donate to stroke research (mother recently died from a stroke). Donate to some other charities, pay off some school loans, buy a few nice things... put the rest in savings... and live off the interest, pretty simple man. Maybe buy some sporting event tickets

Louisvillekid1 · 03-29-12, 11:08 AM

I'd turn pro

itchypickle · 03-29-12, 11:10 AM

1- Invest half of it in tax sheltered tools

2- Buy one of the condos in Tuscaloosa with the balcony overlooking Bryant Denny for use as my man cave from September to December.

3- Buy a house across the water on Lake Burton from Nick Saban so while our kids play in the water in the summer I can sit and drink with Nick and the other football coaches who reside there and talk football

4- spend Jan-March in South Lake Tahoe with the family

5- Just enjoy every day

Swinging Johnson · 03-29-12, 11:10 AM

I'm always running out of paper towels. My wife always forgets to buy Bounty. Only one way to remedy that...get a new wife.

itchypickle · 03-29-12, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by Swinging Johnson

I'm always running out of paper towels. My wife always forgets to buy Bounty. Only one way to remedy that...get a new wife.

Keep in mind that $250M just turned into $125M and shes laughing out the door

Roadtrip635 · 03-29-12, 11:24 AM

First thing I'd do is take a few friends to Vegas to party and gamble. Then I'd do some traveling for a couple of months, see a few sites, visit a couple places I've always wanted to go. After that probably build a new house with plenty of land.

jrs362 · 03-29-12, 11:33 AM

As of 45 minutes ago, the Mega Millions jackpot is now $540 Million, $398.8 cash value.

Brock Landers · 03-29-12, 11:39 AM

Move to new Orleans and live in a garden district mansion