joke about republicans/libertarians/democrats

[itchypickle]

Kelly has it right sorta...the Republican wouldn't be actually paying the tab that day...he owns the bar while the Democrat is the bus boy who is bitching to the Libertarian about how the free market sucks because the owner is rich and he deserves just as much for throwing away food

[itchypickle]

Just for Emily Haines since only Republicans are Jesus freaks in his eyes....

[jarvol]

You shouldn't misquote Sinclair Lewis.

[rkelly110]

You proved my point itchy. Thanks.

[icancount2one]

fair enough icancount, i apologize. the main problem with your father and others would be medical costs, otherwise any friend/neighbor/relative could probably afford the additional food and room.

Apology accepted. We can agree to disagree about this kind of stuff without letting it get personal.

[mmaed]

you didn't finish the story

then Jesus said "Don't worry I wasn't going to heal you. I don't heal socialists or atheists. I don't heal people who hate freedom. I don't heal people who think government should control every aspect of people's lives. I don't heal people who want to raise taxes so high that everyone in society suffers. I don't heal people who give free handouts to people who haven't earned them. I don't heal the lazy. I don't heal people who worship science. I don't heal people who think people can warm the earth without God wanting them to. I don't heal people who hate rich people. I don't heal people who are ungrateful to rich people for providing them with jobs. I don't heal people who think homosexuality is acceptable. I don't heal people who think that marriage can include one man and one man, or one man and two dogs, or one man and three women and two other men, or any other iteration thereof. I don't heal people who don't understand that every man who loves freedom must be able to own a gun. I don't heal people who are too stupid to understand that more guns equals less violence. I don't heal people who think that Real Americans should be forced to pay for birth control for illegal immigrants."

And then Jesus walked away, wanting to punch the democrat's lights out, but not doing so because he turns the other cheek.

Fail. Jesus isn't real.

[mmaed]

what? Guys living in trailers collecting disability don't vote democrat ???.. Unreal..

Guys in trailers only vote when someone brings up guns and Jesus.

[mmaed]

I am a 100% Patriot. We must lower the national debt by slashing taxes, especially on capital gains and on inheritances.

We must maintain Freedom Of Religion by electing politicians with CHRISTIAN values, not atheists and not muslims or muslim symapthizers and not socialists.

We must maintain peace by allowing every True American to own a gun.

We must increase world wide prosperity and civilization by attacking and removing any leader or foreign regime of evil.

We must guarantee a free market by slashing taxes on Wall St, Corporations, and job creators, and by removing regulations on them as well. If we can get to a point where they can literally do whatever they want, then we will see unemployment at historic lows, and only those whom do not want a job will not have one.

We must eliminate ALL government handouts - Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security and Welfare.

We must preserve Freedom Of Speech by tuning out the liberal mainstream media.

This shit has got to be a joke...

[mmaed]

If you commit more than 1 murder, rape, or gruesome sexual offense, you should be put to death. Period. I know several republicans (myself included) that are okay with abortion. I personally think it is wrong but I also don't want some trashy woman having a baby she doesn't want to have and won't take care of.

Hell, I think 25% of the population should have their breeding rights revoked altogether. The dumbest, trashiest people in our society have the most children.

Wrong. We can't trust judges juries police and prosecutors to be smart enough to figure out who is guilty

[chico2663]

my family is in texas. they are in the oil business. i get hit with alternative minimum taxes every year.i pay a greater % of my money into taxes than any of them.They are multi-millionares and I am what was middle class. THe politicians are all the same. laughing at our poor asses for thinking there is a difference. Why do you think people spend millions of dollars for jobs that pay $150,000 or whatever it pays. Why do these same people that go to congress come out as multi-millionares? Because you get to steal as much as you can from the publics dime.

[chico2663]

a black man,puerto rican and mexican are riding in a car. Who is driving?................ the police! Before all the jackasses bring race into it. I am 1/4 mexican 1/4 puerto rican and hung like a 2year old black man!

[itchypickle]

I'm here for YOU buddy. I do what I can

[milwaukee mike]

a black man,puerto rican and mexican are riding in a car. Who is driving?................ the police! Before all the jackasses bring race into it. I am 1/4 mexican 1/4 puerto rican and hung like a 2year old black man!

[durito]

There will always be at least 10 liberal democrats for every 1 conservative posting on these forums because liberal democrats ALWAYS have something to complain about.

You sure that isn't because most republican voters lack the resources to access the internet? (or the intelligence to write)

[andywend]

If republicans are so stupid and democrats so intelligent, why is it always the democrats begging and pleading for "transfer of wealth" policies with republicans always opposing?

Make no mistake, the only thing republicans ask of democrats is to LEAVE US ALONE and to keep your FILTHY hands off of our wallets.

Republicans have no use for democrats and we only wish those on the left could financially support themselves without looking to us for handouts.

Durito, I always knew you were a horse's ass but I wasn't sure if you were a democrat or republican. Not surprisingly, you're the former.

[durito]

I didn't say democrats were intelligent either, but if you didn't know what direction I lean at this point then you are an even bigger idiot than previously thought.

I have no use for either party and I'd rather not pay taxes to a country I don't live in, but that's life. I bet you are not nearly as rich as you think.

[NunyaBidness]

I am a 100% Patriot. We must lower the national debt by slashing taxes, especially on capital gains and on inheritances.

We must maintain Freedom Of Religion by electing politicians with CHRISTIAN values, not atheists and not muslims or muslim symapthizers and not socialists.

We must maintain peace by allowing every True American to own a gun.

We must increase world wide prosperity and civilization by attacking and removing any leader or foreign regime of evil.

We must guarantee a free market by slashing taxes on Wall St, Corporations, and job creators, and by removing regulations on them as well. If we can get to a point where they can literally do whatever they want, then we will see unemployment at historic lows, and only those whom do not want a job will not have one.

We must eliminate ALL government handouts - Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security and Welfare.

We must preserve Freedom Of Speech by tuning out the liberal mainstream media.

[andywend]

I didn't say democrats were intelligent either, but if you didn't know what direction I lean at this point then you are an even bigger idiot than previously thought.

I have no use for either party and I'd rather not pay taxes to a country I don't live in, but that's life. I bet you are not nearly as rich as you think.

Durito, the vast majority of your posts contain smart-ass comments written to irritate everyone you possibly can. You don't post very often in the political section but assholes like you almost always lean to the left.

There are many people wealthier than I but you are definitely NOT one of them. I'm a proud member of the top 1% and you probably just got kicked out of Zucotti Park with the rest of the fleabaggers.

I can't imagine you being successful at anything you have ever set out to do.

"If you didn't know what direction I lean at this point" - Why would I possibly care what direction you lean? You are a BITTER PILL and not a single poster would notice if you dropped off the face of the Earth. Now go crawl back under that rock you came from.

[slacker00]

at least king mayan puts in his messages

the rest of you don't realize the whole political scene is a joke. it's like pro wrestling, they pretend to be enemies and blame each other for everything, and then when the tv cameras are off they eat $80 steaks together and laugh about how gullible and stupid we all are.