Joker Just Said In Front Of 15,000 Fans His Girl Was Fat When They 1st Met

Dutchie · 01-23-12, 10:50 AM

her WEIGHT must have been okay, you don't see many fattys get a tight body like that. Maybe she was fat when she was 10

shari91 · 01-23-12, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

No that can be interpreted many ways

Do we know what her wait was before they met?

No buttmunch, it cannot. He did not say... and I quote your stupid arse "His Girl Was Fat When They 1st Met Although he Did Say she is Beautiful now".

He said he took a pic of her and threw it into a common iPhone app that adds like 200 pounds to everyone. He also said to Courier he made a JOKE.

You need to become more worldly if we're supposed to have a future. His English is very easy to understand. No excuse for this if you're to be the top tennis analyst in the world.

Dutchie · 01-23-12, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by shari91

You need to become more worldly if we're supposed to have a future. His English is very easy to understand. No excuse for this if you're to be the top tennis analyst in the world.

who is in danger of not having a future?

Deuce · 01-23-12, 10:57 AM

I'd bang her.

shari91 · 01-23-12, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

if i could even be in the same room as a girl like that it would make my year

Yeah she's stunning.

These two are actually my favourite pics of her. I love how she's so into cheering him on instead of the usual Barbies you see in the players box.

jjgold · 01-23-12, 11:13 AM

Why did announcer say he is trouble when he gets back to room???

He indirectly said she was fat

Shari I say your fat and I am not joking even though you think I am.

Interpretation 102 Hun

Tired of you and the Fukkin blonde 6.4 inch veiny cocky your Fukkin that is you have not called me in 11 weeks

Don't hide it, just say Mike I have a boyfriend and not allowed to talk to men

Is that hard ????

stevenash · 01-23-12, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by shari91

I'm sorry pal... my standards should probably lower a bit now that I'm a washed up, single mom but I can't date dipshits with waxy ears.

Now you did it, now we have to get JJ off the ledge, I can hear him now "life isn't worth living if I can't have Shari..........."

RoadFavorites$$$ · 01-23-12, 11:16 AM

actually dated a girl in college that looked like her. she dumped me.

Dutchie · 01-23-12, 11:16 AM

he would be in trouble for making fake fat pics and pretending it was true. It doesn't take alot for a man to get in "trouble" in a real relationship. JJ, are you not married?

Albert Pujols · 01-23-12, 11:20 AM

That girl is beautiful. No sense in stressing on a match point, when you know you are going home to her afterwards.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-12, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Is that hard ????

How many times have you been asked that?

This thread is priceless. One liners abound.

jjgold · 01-23-12, 11:29 AM

Dutcht never married
Have not touched a woman in 14 years man

Eagles call me man I am on tilt

He said she was fat when they first met

How do we know it was a joke?????

He would not joke about that
He is smart and indirectly sent her a message

Shari worry about software for your tennis tourneys , auto grading/ bracket type

Been in skype 67 hrs Ina row and you never called as I looked at call logs

Are you afraid of me because I am a tiny statue that us bald??? Do I scare you looking the way I do??

Go feed the Fukkin kangaroos and throw corn to the Fukkin snakes,

sickler · 01-23-12, 11:53 AM

JJ, calm down

jjgold · 01-23-12, 11:58 AM

Sickler I am furious right now

Joker implied she is fat, announcers says he can say that too her because he is number 1 player meaning he is on the offensive and she has to listen to him..he made it like a joke but there was a hidden message..announcers agree with me

Shari spins everything I say because of something off the forum where she claims I stalk her

and I am creepy with all the voice messages I leave her

Sickler 67 hrs straight an no call, no way she is that busy. I am waiting by computer and have it real loud if I am in kitchen or away 1-11 meters..she refuses to call saying she is busy 24 hrs a day

sickler · 01-23-12, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Sickler I am furious right now

Joker implied she is fat, announcers says he can say that too her because he is number 1 player meaning he is on the offensive and she has to listen to him..he made it like a joke but there was a hidden message..announcers agree with me

Shari spins everything I say because of something off the forum where she claims I stalk her

and I am creepy with all the voice messages I leave her

Sickler 67 hrs straight an no call, no way she is that busy. I am waiting by computer and have it real loud if I am in kitchen or away 1-11 meters..she refuses to call saying she is busy 24 hrs a day

JJ, I'm the creepy one.

Ask

Relax

downsouth · 01-23-12, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Sickler I am furious right now

Joker implied she is fat, announcers says he can say that too her because he is number 1 player meaning he is on the offensive and she has to listen to him..he made it like a joke but there was a hidden message..announcers agree with me

Shari spins everything I say because of something off the forum where she claims I stalk her

and I am creepy with all the voice messages I leave her

Sickler 67 hrs straight an no call, no way she is that busy. I am waiting by computer and have it real loud if I am in kitchen or away 1-11 meters..she refuses to call saying she is busy 24 hrs a day

She should at least have the decency to call. Making someone wait that long is just rude.

jjgold · 01-23-12, 12:02 PM

Sickler your kind of like me Both desperately trying to get laid

I am so fukkin desperate I seriously would consider a chick like 220 if she was over 5-4

I do not give a fuk now

jjgold · 01-23-12, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

She should at least have the decency to call. Making someone wait that long is just rude.

Downsouth PM her and tell her to call me man, I want to ask her a question about points and some IP issues

Down South your a good guy, best of luck with your wagers

sickler · 01-23-12, 12:26 PM

JJ, I got laid mere days ago

Trust the gloryhole, JJ....use your imagination about what's on the other side

ebbearsfb1 · 01-23-12, 12:40 PM

Pictures of shari... or she's just another sbr handle for e-geeks to droll over

Smoke · 01-23-12, 12:46 PM

Shari isn't fat

She posted her pics for a short time in a thread a year back and also used her real pic as avatar when she first joined.

She is thin and looks like a model

Inkwell77 · 01-23-12, 12:51 PM

sickler · 01-23-12, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by ebbearsfb1

Pictures of shari... or she's just another sbr handle for e-geeks to droll over

JJ has her pic as his screensaver and wallpaper

sickler · 01-23-12, 01:19 PM

Talk of gloryholes and screensavers scared JJ away from this thread. He's refreshing it every 10 seconds though....

Deuce · 01-23-12, 01:30 PM

Shari is a 225lb 5'2" brick. Let's not kid oursves.

yisman · 01-23-12, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by baskets

not everybody here can own a television like you guys!

Shari, hook me up with a television, please

Originally posted by jjgold

Baskets pm Shari and ask although she is not accommodating

.

Tsonga · 01-23-12, 02:18 PM

There is absolutely no question Shari is right about this.

Djokovic's comments were as clear as possible to any reasonably intelligent human being.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-12, 02:59 PM

I just watched the replay on ESPN, only a moron would think that Djokovic said FOR REAL that his girl was fat when they first met. Dialogue was "There is an application that makes your face big and what did I tell you before the match that when I met her she was like this and then she started dating me and looks how she does now."

The announcers were about as stupid as JJ with their commentary, so I can see maybe why JJ thought what he did ... he's on an ESPN-level mind set.

jjgold · 01-23-12, 03:03 PM

We will never know

The thread was definitely warranted

I never talked about betting, that is Shari's thing, all she does it want to bet on everything possible 24 hrs per day.

Bcatswin · 01-23-12, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Do you understand English?

He said it was a joke. He put her pic through the iPhone app that chubs you up - TONIGHT BEFORE THE MATCH - and he told her he was going to tell people that's how he met her.

He explained that.

I'm sorry pal... my standards should probably lower a bit now that I'm a washed up, single mom but I can't date dipshits with waxy ears.

Bcatswin · 01-23-12, 03:07 PM

jj's going insane

thirtytwo · 01-23-12, 03:09 PM

mmmm this Jelena is very close to my dreamgirl

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-12, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

We will never know The thread was definitely warranted I never talked about betting, that is Shari's thing, all she does it want to bet on everything possible 24 hrs per day.

We need to get you laid man.

Tsonga · 01-23-12, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

We will never know

The thread was definitely warranted

I never talked about betting, that is Shari's thing, all she does it want to bet on everything possible 24 hrs per day.

To those who understand, there is no further explanation necessary. As we can see- for others- no explanation is adequate.

mathdotcom · 01-23-12, 05:33 PM

Why do European athletes always look so so gay?