Joker Just Said In Front Of 15,000 Fans His Girl Was Fat When They 1st Met

Chi_archie · 01-23-12, 09:16 AM

crazy

crustyme · 01-23-12, 09:17 AM

keeps the bitch from getting too comfortable.

jjgold · 01-23-12, 09:20 AM

Man if I was with Shari I would insult her a lot to keep her on her toes and keep me on the offensive side

Men always have to be on the offensive side and woman on the defense

I learned this from expert SBR posters

shari91 · 01-23-12, 09:26 AM

Do you understand English?

He said it was a joke. He put her pic through the iPhone app that chubs you up - TONIGHT BEFORE THE MATCH - and he told her he was going to tell people that's how he met her.

He explained that.

I'm sorry pal... my standards should probably lower a bit now that I'm a washed up, single mom but I can't date dipshits with waxy ears.

baskets · 01-23-12, 09:28 AM

uh, Shari.... that's not wax in JJ's ears...

ttrace35 · 01-23-12, 09:29 AM

Who is joker?

shari91 · 01-23-12, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by baskets

uh, Shari.... that's not wax in JJ's ears...

mrmarket · 01-23-12, 09:30 AM

PUA generation where socially inept assholes get laid
because womanly self esteem is at an all time low

baskets · 01-23-12, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by mrmarket

PUA generation where socially inept assholes get laid because womanly self esteem is at an all time low

let's fix that.

the Eminem generation where a woman from the age of 18 to 24 cannot honestly determine that Eminem is retarded.

if your daughter was in love with Eminem, you'd know she must've been born without an x, y, z, and a, b and c chromosomoes

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-12, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by shari91

I'm sorry pal... my standards should probably lower a bit now that I'm a washed up, single mom but I can't date dipshits with waxy ears.

baskets · 01-23-12, 09:39 AM

can we get a picture of this woman called "Djoker's occasional hole"

who's got a pic of "DCH"? that's what they call her, right?

baskets · 01-23-12, 09:41 AM

anybody love how these bitches eat up the attention in the boxes in the stands?

Tomic's girlfriend was like a woman on crack in her box. she couldn't get enuff of the attention. but Tomic got sent packing in a flash. bet she cried like a baby b/c she couldn't be in the box again... not b/c Tomic lost.

face · 01-23-12, 09:47 AM

you can tell djoker is a funny guy but his jokes are not pc, that's why he is always nervous on tv cause he might be himself and he has dry humor. tv likes humble pie. djoker is eccentric. the more he wins the more he will be himself.

jjgold · 01-23-12, 09:47 AM

Listen to it

He said when they 1st met she was bigger than now

He said she was fat indirectly

Even announcers were shocked

Shari put down Aussie Vodka

baskets · 01-23-12, 09:51 AM

video or it didn't happen

not everybody here can own a television like you guys!

Shari, hook me up with a television, please

jjgold · 01-23-12, 10:01 AM

Baskets pm Shari and ask although she is not accommodating

shari91 · 01-23-12, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Listen to it

He said when they 1st met she was bigger than now

He said she was fat indirectly

Even announcers were shocked

Shari put down Aussie Vodka

I will bet you 1000k points.

Are you on?

shari91 · 01-23-12, 10:02 AM

He even asked Jelena what the app did to her face during the interview, the camera panned to her in the crowd and she blew out her cheeks.

And actually: Jim even said - You took the pic earlier today. Where is it? Djoko replied that his coach had the phone now. And then the camera moved to his coach holding up the phone.

You think she lost 20kgs in a few hours????

I swear to f this is why Euros get frustrated on here.

You realise not everyone in the world speaks dumb dumb, right?

baskets · 01-23-12, 10:04 AM

post the video for Chrisss Sakes

shari91 · 01-23-12, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by baskets

post the video for Chrisss Sakes

I'll try to find one. They might not have it up yet.

Be patient... oh snarky one

Deuce · 01-23-12, 10:05 AM

Shari, settle down,ACE

shari91 · 01-23-12, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

Shari, settle down,ACE

I've had it with this mofo.

He keeps hassling me because I don't return his calls or whatever... but the guy has a swiss cheese brain. This is why I can't do it. I gave him a nice dog play today that won, he gave me one. So our relationship is perfect just like that. Trying to talk about anything beyond giving plays and sportsbooks = me jumping overboard like that Italian dude.

baskets · 01-23-12, 10:13 AM

Shari, don't worry about Deuce. He's the guy who got caught having sex with the hole in his picnic table in Michigan.

Look it up on the web. And the guy was doing his picnic table on the balcony outside of his abode...

Lord have mercy.

manny24 · 01-23-12, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by baskets

Shari, don't worry about Deuce. He's the guy who got caught having sex with the hole in his picnic table in Michigan.

Look it up on the web. And the guy was doing his picnic table on the balcony outside of his abode...

Lord have mercy.

pics or gtfo.

Deuce · 01-23-12, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by baskets

Shari, don't worry about Deuce. He's the guy who got caught having sex with the hole in his picnic table in Michigan.

Look it up on the web. And the guy was doing his picnic table on the balcony outside of his abode...
Lord have mercy.

You claiming I have splinter rooster?

WvGambler · 01-23-12, 10:32 AM

This thread belongs on a plaque somewhere. It's got everything.. love, humor, deceit, intrigue.

Praise the heavens.

shari91 · 01-23-12, 10:42 AM

Here's the link.

Tennis News, Rumours, Scores, Stats, Standings

http://au.sports.yahoo.com/tennis/videos/watch/27960447/

Sport news, scores, fantasy games

But just in case it doesn't work outside of Australia:

Courier: Do you have your phone with you? You were taking pictures before the match in the Players' Restaurant and having a little bit of fun.

Djoko: It's my coach's phone. I think he has it. Yeah... but you saw the picture right?

Courier: Can you describe that to the audience here?

Djoko: Oh. It's very hard. Can you?

Courier: Yeah. You took a picture of your girlfriend and put it through an application that changed her face. Kinda distorted her face in a pretty special way. What exactly did you do?

Djoko: Well she uh, it's an application that makes her face look really big (cut to Jelena blowing out her cheeks) so I made a joke with you if you remember before the match saying "I met her that way before, before we start dating. And then when she start dating me, she's looking more beautiful now". (cut to girlfriend laughing and sticking her tongue out at Djokovic)

Courier: (as crowd laughs) You're going to have a lot to answer to tonight.

shari91 · 01-23-12, 10:42 AM

Pay up JJ you bloody nit.

shari91 · 01-23-12, 10:45 AM

Oh and here are the pics you lazy pervos:

Dutchie · 01-23-12, 10:45 AM

very awesome

Dutchie · 01-23-12, 10:45 AM

girl ain't fat

jjgold · 01-23-12, 10:46 AM

No that can be interpreted many ways

Do we know what her wait was before they met?

Smoke · 01-23-12, 10:50 AM

She's hot

milwaukee mike · 01-23-12, 10:50 AM

if i could even be in the same room as a girl like that it would make my year