Might be fukked here boys...

[tatommack]

All they want to do is talk. But check the city website for a warrant

[ebbearsfb1]

I feel like we see one of these a week.. your worried about flying, they can't stop known international terrorists there gonna stop some goon from sbr? Haha just pay in cash if ur worried

[sickler]

GL, you're going to need it

[Wordsworth]

Call of your chicks, maybe you get to pop on their face while on the run

[William Walters]

I also remember the great thread that he posted up vids of him rolling a joint on his way to a rihanna concert with his friend...yes the friend was a guy, but at least he didn't have to pay for the ticket, he was his friends "date"


Now he's banging 9 broads and knocking guys out.

Weird transformation this guy has made in the last few months.

Gates.......you left out the part where 138 pound djdestroyer brags about spitting in a girls face (I'm sure he was disgusted by her..........being a female and all).

[King Mayan]

Dj, you fukkface, you're going to jail...

Be prepared to put red M&M lipstick.

[DA_MOSS]

[BGS 9.5]

Fukk all of you... I'm shitting bricks here.

Are airlines allowed to give out my information? Is there anyway I can block them from doing so?

no, you are going to fukkin jail son

[dj_destroyer]

Voicemail left overnight (details change or omitted to protect myself):

"Mr. XXXXX, This is Constable YYYYY, ZZZZZ City Police. I have good reason to believe you're still in ZZZZZ, I'm not going to tell you how I know that. I just know. We're going to be catching up with you, even if it means I'm sitting at the airport when I find out when you're flying. If you wanna 'eat' your plane ticket and keep playing games then so be it. Bye bye."

Don't know whether to call his bluff or turn myself in...

[ngates815]

You going to the adele concert this week?

[VegasInsider]

GTFO of town

[dj_destroyer]

I want to call the airlines myself from a payphone pretending to be an officer and see if it's really possible to get people's flight information like that... If not, then I know he's bluffing.

But then I add impersonating law enforcement to the bill... How risky?

[opie1988]

You going to the adele concert this week?

Don't be ridiculous, gateser.

They're grabbing some wine coolers and hitting up the Lady Gaga show.

[ngates815]

Don't be ridiculous, gateser. They're grabbing some wine coolers and hitting up the Lady Gaga show.

That just sounds like a FABULOUS time.

[jrmartin.mig]

That might be the gayest fake st thing I have ever read. I feel sorry for your parents raising someone who A: thought that actually made him look cool and B: actually posted that online thinking anyone would give a shit. I think a jury of Internet peers should judge you for being dumb and leave you in a room with jj covered in honey and cowering in a corner. Your just fukin dumb.

[dj_destroyer]

I'm fine with all the jokes boys... but at least add some help/advice too. You guys know I don't **** around, I've always put up or shut up. I don't try to hide anything and I certainly don't make anything up. Here are some options I'm looking at:

- Go to my flight like 4 hours early and hope they were only try to catch me at the front desks/security... not the terminal.
- Call the airlines, like I previously mentioned, and see if it's even possible for them to get my flight info. If not, they don't know when I fly and I should be good.
- Change my flight to as soon as possible.
- Call the officer back and play it cool; try to see how he "knows" I'm still in the city.
- Turn myself in. Face the charges.
- Do nothing and hope for the best.

Any other ideas?

[ngates815]

Go gape your brothers asshole and hide up inside of him?


Sounds right up your alley, I can't believe you didn't think of that one.

[YorkHunt]

A cop is threatening you over a voicemail....

[ballahollic2]

It is quite simple....the police officer after you knows you haven't left because he is a poster on SBR forum!!!

[dj_destroyer]

A cop is threatening you over a voicemail....

So I shouldn't take it seriously? I'm not even really guilty, the guy was raising his fist and was going to hit me so I simply beat him to the punch.

I like the idea that I don't ever turn myself in... if they want me for questioning, they'll come detain/arrest me. I'm under no obligation to do anything without a warrant, right?

[yisman]

I need to peace this city fukking ASAP!

[Big Bear]

I like the idea of calling the airlines and pretending to be the cop. Do it and get back to us. Better yet record the conversation and play it for us.

[ebbearsfb1]

Lmao what a joke this is ...... cops leaving voicemails... u flying to guam... if it was serious u wouldn't be posting on sbr like a mad man.. you would of already been on a grey hound to an undisclosed location

[HoulihansTX]

I do no know if you are BSing, but if you are not turn yourself in. Hire a lawyer B4 going to the police, and with time the situation will get better.

But how did the officer get your phone number anyway?

[dj_destroyer]

I like the idea of calling the airlines and pretending to be the cop. Do it and get back to us. Better yet record the conversation and play it for us.

That seems a bit too incriminating, even for my liking. I'll post the voicemail after this is all over with.

[SportsMushroom]

go to airport earlier, or go to a different airport and change your ticket to an earlier/different flight and leave immediately

when plane lands call front desk at airport and ask to speak to the officer that has been waiting for someone

[SASH]

I posted no hard details so it could be totally coincidental.

I need to get out of this city so bad... I have a feeling I get cuffed trying to board the plane.

Funnyiest thing Ive heard since I was 7!!! LOL

[dj_destroyer]

I do no know if you are BSing, but if you are not turn yourself in. Hire a lawyer B4 going to the police, and with time the situation will get better.

But how did the officer get your phone number anyway?

How much would a lawyer run me for something like this? I only have about $1000 on hand and about $700 in my Pinny account which I could get by today. The officer got my number through my university, don't ask me how. They knew my name though.

**By the way, I recently got information that he was only knocked out for two hours, not two days, which is a huge relief**

[Big Bear]

a couple things guys

1.) Knocking someone out is not that big of a crime as long you didn't kill them. It's an assault charge, no need to flee the country

2.) If you did committ a serious crime and the cops were looking for you they could probably hack into your computer and see what you are posting on the internet.

3.) I think this OP is funny as hell what a life he leads! He's currently banging 9 different chicks and knocking dudes out and running from the law!!! Not only that OP is posting about it on the internet and contemplating impersonating a police officer

[JohnGalt2341]

Don't be ridiculous, gateser. They're grabbing some wine coolers and hitting up the Lady Gaga show.

[SASH]

But seriously, if you think your in this much trouble dont be posting it on the internet, please. You know better!

[dj_destroyer]

a couple things guys

1.) Knocking someone out is not that big of a crime as long you didn't kill them. It's an assault charge, no need to flee the country

2.) If you did committ a serious crime and the cops were looking for you they could probably hack into your computer and see what you are posting on the internet.

3.) I think this OP is funny as hell what a life he leads! He's currently banging 9 different chicks and knocking dudes out and running from the law!!! Not only that OP is posting about it on the internet and contemplating impersonating a police officer

Fair enough... you seem fairly sharp so if you think posting vague details in here is that bad of an idea then I'm done... Logging out. Will come back when I feel the dust has settled. Wish me luck boys or make the jokes good.

[ebbearsfb1]

Dudes not from usa either if he has a pinny account... what a joke

[HoulihansTX]

Another red flag...

You are protected by a privacy act that allows them to withhold your private info. So feel free to sue your university if this is @ all true. He needs a warrant fo any of you info from a school, same as medical records.

You do not pay lawyers up front. I paid mine 3K in 4 different installments.

Just call the cop and talk. All of your other options will only incriminate you or lead to further breaking of unrelated crimes.

Talk to Lawyer

Ps this all sounds like BS, but its entertaining.

[HoulihansTX]

Dudes not from usa either if he has a pinny account... what a joke

If you can come in contact with an agent, or get a Canadian UPS box a Pinny account can be had.

I have numerous aquintaces that have Pinny accounts here in Vegas.