50 SBR points CONTEST. If you were GOD for a day...

[warriorfan707]

I'd increase the population of hot chicks.

Better yet why not make every girl in the world smokin hot jaw dropping 10. And all of them looking to get laid 24/7.

[tunaguitar76]

I'd change the rules so i was god every other day too. I'd probably make the previous god like vice-god or something. I'm guessing there's probably a lot to do and i tend to watch a lot of sports so some help would most likely be needed. I'm pretty sure i'd let everyone think that the experienced god was still running the show though. Having all those people pray to me, hang pictures of me on their wall and hate people in my name would be a little hard to get used to. I suppose I would heal the sick, stop crime, stop the need for wars, make judge Judy a mute and that kind of stuff. Hmm, then things would be pretty boring and the news would suck so i guess I'd make the world like a really long episode of the a-team where people get shot at but nobody ever really dies just to entertain everyone. When that got old I'd probably make OJ a free man just to see everyone's reaction. I'm starting to think making me god for a day isn't the best idea though.

Oh, and i'd make bacon good for you (your welcome tt)

[aceking]

wake up , no such things as gods or ghosts .

[mikejamm]

Nice theory of what if. I'll play.

First I would create 3 identical Earth like planets. The first one would be for peaceful people and their families. An entirely safe place with no guns or any sort of war making materials. You're free to work, play sports, enjoy nature, and have an atmosphere of total happiness. With the only rule being, you are not allowed to be greedy, commit crimes, have a corporation, or be filthy rich. All resources are shared equally among everybody, and everyone must agree to help his fellow man.

Which brings me to the second planet, if you so desire that you must have abundant wealth and feel your sole existence is to acquire possessions, fame, money and power, then this is the planet for you. Go ahead, it's a free for all. Get all you want. Become a banker or greedy wall street executive, charge people excessive rents and interest, even put them out on the street when they can't pay. Manufacture tons of junk people think they need and use every available trick you can to out wit the other guy. Just remember, when all the planet's resources are used up, and the oceans and rivers are polluted beyond repair, and the air is foul and unbreathable with the stench of industry, you're forever stuck here.

Which brings us to the final planet. Often referred to as the "Dark Planet", this is where hatred and intolerance rears its ugly head. This is the planet of dictators, presidents, religious zealots, war mongers, and fanatics who believe their way is the only way. These power hungry fools only have one agenda, your unwavering belief in their mindless madness or your execution and extinction. They care not whether you live or die, only that you follow what they believe to be right. Their armies continuously mass and invent better ways to annihilate each other. They now have more weapons and bombs to destroy this planet a 100 times over, and in their ignorance, still believe they will attain victory and total control.

Oh and by the way, if you commit a serious crime or harm another person on the first planet, depending on the severity of the crime, you are immediately banished to the 2nd or 3rd planet.

So which one would you choose to live on?

[starfire]

[JohnGalt2341]

Nice theory of what if. I'll play. First I would create 3 identical Earth like planets. The first one would be for peaceful people and their families. An entirely safe place with no guns or any sort of war making materials. You're free to work, play sports, enjoy nature, and have an atmosphere of total happiness. With the only rule being, you are not allowed to be greedy, commit crimes, have a corporation, or be filthy rich. All resources are shared equally among everybody, and everyone must agree to help his fellow man. Which brings me to the second planet, if you so desire that you must have abundant wealth and feel your sole existence is to acquire possessions, fame, money and power, then this is the planet for you. Go ahead, it's a free for all. Get all you want. Become a banker or greedy wall street executive, charge people excessive rents and interest, even put them out on the street when they can't pay. Manufacture tons of junk people think they need and use every available trick you can to out wit the other guy. Just remember, when all the planet's resources are used up, and the oceans and rivers are polluted beyond repair, and the air is foul and unbreathable with the stench of industry, you're forever stuck here. Which brings us to the final planet. Often referred to as the "Dark Planet", this is where hatred and intolerance rears its ugly head. This is the planet of dictators, presidents, religious zealots, war mongers, and fanatics who believe their way is the only way. These power hungry fools only have one agenda, your unwavering belief in their mindless madness or your execution and extinction. They care not whether you live or die, only that you follow what they believe to be right. Their armies continuously mass and invent better ways to annihilate each other. They now have more weapons and bombs to destroy this planet a 100 times over, and in their ignorance, still believe they will attain victory and total control. Oh and by the way, if you commit a serious crime or harm another person on the first planet, depending on the severity of the crime, you are immediately banished to the 2nd or 3rd planet. So which one would you choose to live on?

The 1st planet looks good on paper. An image of the Amish pops in my head. But it also sort of reminds me of Communism. Looks good on paper... but in reality... I'll pass.

The 2nd planet reminds me of Capitalism. It's not perfect but I think it's better than the other two planets. Capitalism would be better if the Government got out of the way and let the Free Market run itself. Even then it wouldn't be perfect... but it would be better.

The 3rd planet reminds me of many of the countries in the Middle East. I'll definitely pass on this one.

[jjaycuny]

I would go back in time, master the game of reversi, and then beat you.

[FourLengthsClear]

I would tinker with the human genome.

1) Prolonged periods of inactivity (aside from sleep)
2) Thoughts of self-entitlement
3) Thoughts of doing harm to others, including material theft

All result in neurological impulses which feel like an electric shock. These get more severe as the number of transgressions increase.

[JohnGalt2341]

I would go back in time, master the game of reversi, and then beat you.

Gold!!! "A Minute to Learn... A Lifetime to Master!"

The good news is... Hexversi has only been around for a few years.

[crustyme]

i would give mayweather courage so he would fight pac-man.

[jjaycuny]

Gold!!! "A Minute to Learn... A Lifetime to Master!" The good news is... Hexversi has only been around for a few years.

A few years to give me an edge....every little bit helps right? I'm sticking with that!

[Housemoney]

[GamblerSpirit]

Well, you don't need a million dollars for that. lol love that movie.

[TheCentaur]

I would double your prize to 100 points u cheap ass

[JohnGalt2341]

I would double your prize to 100 points u cheap ass

If you beat me at Hexversi I'll give you 500 points.

[RyanLeafOfBets]

1. Cure all diseases.
2. Allow people to teleport so that we could get rid of Airports. Wait times are way too long, and terrorists can't take over our teleportation!
3. My favorite team (The Cincinnati Bengals) would finally win a Championship. Insert random team here if your team has also never won a title.
4. Bring back the Garden Of Eden Days where everyone walked around naked
5. Give Tim Tebow ability to throw the ball, as he would then be the best QB in the NFL

[TheCentaur]

If you beat me at Hexversi I'll give you 500 points.

Ok, what is that and where do we play

[JohnGalt2341]

Ok, what is that and where do we play

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1208826-free-chance-100-sbr-points.html

Read post #1 first. Then read post #144 found on page 5. If you have any questions let me know.

[wtt0315]

i would make tebow able to throw staight and far.

[Plus573]

Make sports betting, online poker, online casinos, and MJ legal in the U.S. Watch the economic crisis end.

[InTheDrink]

If I was god I'd make this fukkin thread end a lot sooner or at least throw it in the saloon

Fuk this shlt

[DOMINATER]

God for a day, a must would be appear on every t.v. every computer and radio station, I would actually let everyone know that I am God and no longer would people have to wonder.I would clean up the earth so the water the air would be crystal clear , no more pollution, humans would lose their addictive personalties. phones would be installed in heaven so we could keep in touch with our love ones.Every time a person would be hurtful or rude to another ,they would get a terrible feeling of sadness, and pain that would last several days. MAJOR LEAGUE BALLPLAYERS WOULD thank the regular guys for spending more money than is fair to watch them play. Doctors would make 50 dollars pr hour the richness in saving lives would be plenty pay , no more wars all weapons would disapear ,and of course each man would his choice of a beautiful lady.

[JohnGalt2341]

If I was god I'd make this fukkin thread end a lot sooner or at least throw it in the saloon Fuk this shlt

That's it? You'd be even a worse God than our current one.

[GUMMO77]

I would do nothing because I do not exist.

[Jonah]

Nice question and thread...

I love it. I think I will take the God we have. We got people here destroying mankind because we are well, human. Free Will would be abolished by many, in which case love would be gone.

Others dreaming of a real boring and less dynamic world...And then we have geniuses calling people stupid while sacking the world with 2 less billion people. You don't think that would have devastating consequences??? The Movie Bruce Almighty comes to mind with all of this.

Oh, and people have seen God and his works and it really doesn't change that much despite what people insist on believing...The Israelites witnessed God part the Red Sea, feed them from Heaven etc. etc. and they still bitched and complained.

[Madison]

What would you do? You're all powerful and mighty. You can do anything you want. You can cure any disease. You can have your favorite player score 10 touchdowns. Anything you want... what would you do? I'll award 50 SBR points to the poster with the best answer on January 1st 2012.

Easy, give us all tomorrow's paper today.

[Madison]

Easy, give us all tomorrow's paper today.

So, there hasn't been a post in 7 hours. Does that mean I've stoned them and should just cash now?

[JohnGalt2341]

Anyone else?

[chilidog]

Destroy everything. Start over.

[Living The Dream]

Impeach Obama, Floridas gov Rick Scott and put Pete Rose in the HOF

[InTheDrink]

Anyone else?

why bother? i've already won

I was god for one day three weeks from now and saw that the pts were shipped my way

[aggieshawn]

I would switch up everyone to their vis versa.
ie)
Men would be Ladies
Rich would be Poor.
White would be Black.

[aggieshawn]

Or from a religious side. Since God created this Earth, he must thus already think it is perfect.
Thus I would not change anything except my hair loss. That is just a prank is pulling on me, but it is enough already.

[chilidog]

I would switch up everyone to their vis versa.
ie)
Men would be Ladies
Rich would be Poor.
White would be Black.

So you would turn me into Michelle Obama?

[JohnGalt2341]

3 hours left to be God for a day... I have a winner in mind.... but I'm still hoping for something extraordinary.