50 SBR points CONTEST. If you were GOD for a day...

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  • JohnGalt2341
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 12-31-09
    • 9125

    #1
    50 SBR points CONTEST. If you were GOD for a day...
    What would you do? You're all powerful and mighty. You can do anything you want. You can cure any disease. You can have your favorite player score 10 touchdowns. Anything you want... what would you do? I'll award 50 SBR points to the poster with the best answer on January 1st 2012.
  • Jericholic
    SBR MVP
    • 02-15-10
    • 3099

    #2
    I would do as the Bloodhound Gang have done before me
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    • Roxxyfish
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-26-09
      • 12066

      #3
      I would give JJ Gold a 5inch rooster for one day
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      • starfire
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-24-10
        • 17045

        #4
        I would make a DevilsIsland...
        & put it on Ppv
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        • Naz18
          SBR MVP
          • 09-10-09
          • 4277

          #5
          Fix a pothole on a street near my house.
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          • Chimneyfish
            SBR MVP
            • 09-30-10
            • 1217

            #6
            Resurrect Ayn Rand.
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            • Sledge187
              SBR MVP
              • 04-25-08
              • 3722

              #7
              I would have sex with Jennifer Lopez ( i would have to see that @ss). Then I would punch Kevin James in the face for making that movie Dilemma. In the afternoon I would play blackjack at a casino using free $5 vouchers. At my table I would have Charlie from it's always Sunny, Danny Devito, and Val Kilmers portrayal of Doc Holliday from Tombstone. I would then end the night with a sexual encounter with Jessica Beil and I would have Carrot Top filming us making love.
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              • robzilla
                SBR MVP
                • 10-25-07
                • 3556

                #8
                Id give women 3 boobs.
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                • BIGDAY
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 02-17-10
                  • 48247

                  #9
                  I would find a cure for Angelman Syndrome.
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                  • Koldazzice
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-08-11
                    • 2392

                    #10
                    Think I would cure cancer - Don't think there is anyone in this world that hasn't been affected in some way be it a family member/self from cancer.

                    Then I would of course have a BJ contest featuring every girl that has been on the disney channel!

                    But cancer 1st
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                    • moses millsap
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-25-05
                      • 8289

                      #11
                      I would never have parents outlive their children.
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                      • mrmarket
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-26-10
                        • 4953

                        #12
                        Resurrect Ayn Rand bring her to a libertarian convention and kill her again with gold bar to the back of the skull.

                        On a lighter note I'd probably wipe nukes from the world and knowledge to make them now/in the future.
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                        • eidolon
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 01-02-08
                          • 9547

                          #13
                          I would change the way women were designed. I would change places of the uvula and the clitoris
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                          • Emily_Haines
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-14-09
                            • 15847

                            #14
                            Make Ron Paul president and no term limits apply
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                            • yahoonino
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-10-07
                              • 2651

                              #15
                              i would give every body a new ass ,,,cause what whe have ,got a hole
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                              • goofyre
                                SBR MVP
                                • 04-20-10
                                • 1933

                                #16
                                Remove the stupid people from the world. We're overpopulated as it is, losing 1-2 billion people would be a good thing.
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                                • chilidog
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-05-09
                                  • 10305

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                                  Make Ron Paul president and no term limits apply
                                  And what's your plan for Congress?
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                                  • SportsPedagogy
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-13-11
                                    • 3691

                                    #18
                                    I would have Chuck Norris host "To catch a predator" instead if Chris Hanson. That would teach those pedophiles !
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                                    • Mr KLC
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 12-19-07
                                      • 31100

                                      #19
                                      I would get rid of calories, erectile dysfunction, and cold toilet seats.
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                                      • InTheDrink
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-23-09
                                        • 23983

                                        #20
                                        I'd get a fukkin cover right here for Florida international

                                        It's gonna take a miracle from god to make it happen. Fuk!
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                                        • EaglesPhan36
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-06-06
                                          • 71662

                                          #21
                                          Give jjGold Fabio's hair.
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                                          • TodayIsForgotten
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 06-19-06
                                            • 534

                                            #22
                                            I would wipe out the entire world. Because in the end, life is cruel, unfair and pointless. What you make of your life is one thing, but in the end it matters not.
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                                            • ttwarrior1
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 06-23-09
                                              • 28479

                                              #23
                                              wow alot of lame ducks in here

                                              I would have him heal everyone that needs to be healed, heal the deaf, heal the blind, heal the mentall ill, heal people in pain.

                                              Have someone create new good paying jobs with benefits all across the world of good products that everyone needs.

                                              100 k pts to every sbr poster. And for god to say if he is jesus or someone else to end all world hate forever and we would alll follow one religion and one god
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                                              • Roxxyfish
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 06-26-09
                                                • 12066

                                                #24
                                                yeah and heal the fat and retarded
                                                Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                wow alot of lame ducks in here

                                                I would have him heal everyone that needs to be healed, heal the deaf, heal the blind, heal the mentall ill, heal people in pain.

                                                Have someone create new good paying jobs with benefits all across the world of good products that everyone needs.

                                                100 k pts to every sbr poster. And for god to say if he is jesus or someone else to end all world hate forever and we would alll follow one religion and one god
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                                                • boondoggle
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 09-29-10
                                                  • 3014

                                                  #25
                                                  I would do nothing because I do not exist.
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                                                  • excel
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 03-25-10
                                                    • 4270

                                                    #26
                                                    I would erase religion from everyone's mind for a day and see what happens.
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                                                    • GamblerSpirit
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-18-11
                                                      • 4085

                                                      #27
                                                      I would force everyone to be kind and nice and obviously NO CRIME for a day.
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                                                      • ApricotSinner32
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 11-28-10
                                                        • 10648

                                                        #28
                                                        I would Just stand up and yell "SEE! I DO EXIST"!!!
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                                                        • warriorfan707
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-29-08
                                                          • 13698

                                                          #29
                                                          I would make sure the Giants won the WS, the Niners won the Super Bowl, and the Warriors won the NBA FInals every year for 30 years straight.
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                                                          • Cuse0323
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 12-09-09
                                                            • 30169

                                                            #30
                                                            I would probably spend the day wondering what amazing thing I should do until I run out of time and get nothing done.
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                                                            • ttwarrior1
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 06-23-09
                                                              • 28479

                                                              #31
                                                              now u see why i got a problem with roxy, he is like this with way too many people, he needs a banning. Rather be fat and american than what he is
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                                                              • TheIntegrityKid
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 06-08-09
                                                                • 3063

                                                                #32
                                                                i'd prove my existence by winning games in the 4th qtr or OT that i had no business winning


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                                                                • HauntingTheHoly
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 04-28-10
                                                                  • 1397

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I'll come back later with an EPIC story.
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                                                                  • PAULYPOKER
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 12-06-08
                                                                    • 36581

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I would destroy mankind and start over..........
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                                                                    • danso
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 10-26-10
                                                                      • 2224

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I'd increase the population of hot chicks.
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