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  • RogueJuror
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-08-08
    • 10010

    #36
    Where is Bread from Robyn?

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    • Robyn
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-05-08
      • 9681

      #37
      Bread was born and raised in Bermuda. Moved here when he was 17, I believe. Still not a citizen and may not be able to become one. Too many arrests on his record.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #38
        Bread claims he is from Bermuda but I highly doubt it, good bet he is from Texas. (Galveston)

        Well I cheated and did some snooping
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        • Robyn
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-05-08
          • 9681

          #39
          Nope, he is a filthy foreigner, jj. But he is here legally. Maybe that's why he married me?
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          • BeatTheJerk
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 08-19-07
            • 31794

            #40
            Robyn she thinks i'm an absolute degenerate loser by posting on here and plus we only have one PC at the moment ................
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            • Teela
              SBR MVP
              • 07-19-08
              • 2551

              #41
              Bread was just looking for an easy way to get citizenship by getting married.
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              • Robyn
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-05-08
                • 9681

                #42
                Originally posted by Teela
                Bread was just looking for an easy way to get citizenship by getting married.
                I would agree with you if he didn't protest every time I suggested his becoming a citizen. He keeps saying that it is too expensive.

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                • Teela
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-19-08
                  • 2551

                  #43
                  He said that to me too. I asked him how much he lost last week.
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                  • RogueJuror
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-08-08
                    • 10010

                    #44
                    I want to add the american citizenship to my collection, any interested gals or guys in Connecticut or California?

                    I hear in the streets the going rate is 10k, anybody?

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                    • Robyn
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-05-08
                      • 9681

                      #45
                      I think the application is $750 or something. As for the going rate to find a person who will marry you to get in? No clue. I married Bread for his gigantic penis.
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                      • smitch124
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-19-08
                        • 12566

                        #46
                        Probably:

                        Bread Penis Size (in inches) - Prospective Groom penis size (in inches) x $1000

                        I think thats what I saw in Human Trafficing Monthly
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                        • Teela
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-19-08
                          • 2551

                          #47
                          Originally posted by RogueJuror
                          I want to add the american citizenship to my collection, any interested gals or guys in Connecticut or California?

                          I hear in the streets the going rate is 10k, anybody?
                          Do you just like states that start with "C"?
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                          • RogueJuror
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 07-08-08
                            • 10010

                            #48
                            guys can't marry in "O"klahoma or "T"exas

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                            • Bread
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-16-08
                              • 23726

                              #49
                              Suddenly, I feel like The Panic of last night.

                              I have nothing nice to say.

                              Now I feel bad for not being more understanding.
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                              • Teela
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-19-08
                                • 2551

                                #50
                                Originally posted by Bread
                                Suddenly, I feel like The Panic of last night.

                                I have nothing nice to say.

                                Now I feel bad for not being more understanding.
                                Don't make me beat you with a wooden spoon.
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                                • Bread
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-16-08
                                  • 23726

                                  #51
                                  Shutup Teela.
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                                  • Teela
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-19-08
                                    • 2551

                                    #52
                                    Yessir
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                                    • Panic
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 01-06-08
                                      • 10367

                                      #53
                                      Have you started drinking, Bread?
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                                      • Bread
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-16-08
                                        • 23726

                                        #54
                                        Been drinking. Down a ton. Out in first round of blackjack tournament. Lost on KC on some bullsht.

                                        I'm just angry.
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                                        • Panic
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-06-08
                                          • 10367

                                          #55
                                          What did you do with Robyn?
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                                          • Teela
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 07-19-08
                                            • 2551

                                            #56
                                            He tied her up and left her in the bathroom.
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                                            • Bread
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-16-08
                                              • 23726

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Panic
                                              What did you do with Robyn?
                                              Nothing. That's the problem.
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                                              • Panic
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 01-06-08
                                                • 10367

                                                #58
                                                You may be right, Teela. We always see Robyn on here talking about Bread's temper when he loses.
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                                                • Teela
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 07-19-08
                                                  • 2551

                                                  #59
                                                  He beats her. Severely.

                                                  She wears turtlenecks in August to hide the bruises.
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                                                  • Robyn
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 02-05-08
                                                    • 9681

                                                    #60
                                                    I am alright. Just giving the boy some space.
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