Can life get any better?

[ms61853]

My wife and daughter are out of town for the weekend.

Woo Hoo!

Last night I stayed up till1 AM drinking Icehouse and lost 80% of my poker stake making donkey bets (it was great).

Up this morning at 6 drinking 7 and 7 and eating salami and onion sandwiches while watching TV in my underwear.

Life is sweet!

[thejrichshow85]

[shantystar]

great

[Sforz]

ms61853


jk.. have fun in your underwear

[jjgold]

Why get married Son?

[ms61853]

Why get married

It seemed like a good idea at the time....

[Bread]

Enjoy your day off buddy.

Don't worry, I'll make sure your wife has a good time.

Juss kiddin!

[Panic]

You may need to seek help for that drinking problem.

[Bread]

The Panic, are you OK? Did you get your stomach pumped?

[Panic]

No, I am not okay. I need Teela to go get me something to eat.

[Bread]

Call dat beech up and tell her whats up!

[ms61853]

Enjoy your day off buddy.

Don't worry, I'll make sure your wife has a good time.

Juss kiddin!

She's from Honduras and off to Maryland to visit with the Central American Mafia kinfolk. So good luck with that.

Meanwhile my bottle of 7 is getting empty, and I'm wondering whether I should go ahead and walk the 2 miles to buy another.

( can't risk driving although I'm sure I'd be ok).

[Teela]

Beatings all around

[Bread]

WALK 2 MILES?!?! EGADS!!!

Call a taxi!

[Panic]

Teela. Food. Now.

[Teela]

Teela. Food. Now.

Yessir

[Bread]

Teela...swing by here while you're at it. Hurry up.

[Teela]

Get your own, Bread.

[SlappyWhite]

You sir are living the dream, although my day is going pretty good as well. I woke up around 7 put the meat to the wife then she showered up and headed out for shopping and a hair appointment. I had nachos for breakfast, wacked off to some new youporn content. Its about 10am now so I did more before 10 then most people do in an entire day.

[Sforz]

instead of walking the 2 miles, just take the 10 steps to the medicine cabinet. .

flush the bankroll
ditch the clothing
start drinking before noon
pop some pills
sleep it off

almost done, you can do it

[Robyn]

It seems that a lot of men here have foreign wives or girlfriends.

[Panic]

I fall under catagory C, desperately lonely with neither.

[smitch124]

Salami & Onion??

[BeatTheJerk]

It seems that a lot of men here have foreign wives or girlfriends.

their nasty in bed Robyn , thats a degenerates dream !

[Bread]

No picture BTJ? Dont be shy.

[Robyn]

We've missed you, BTJ!

And in regards to your "nasty" comment...they kind of have to be if they want to stay in the country!

[BeatTheJerk]

im naked today guys no pic no sig , i'm free !

[betplom]

It seems that a lot of men here have foreign wives or girlfriends.

Yes, some sharps definitely at SBR.

Latinas are my personal favourite - Cuban to be exact.

[Bread]

You finally know what it means to be free............

[BeatTheJerk]

i don't want to take up much space on the precious thread ................

[Robyn]

BTJ, your spelling has improved. I am very proud of you.

[Teela]

Robyn, aren't you also married to a foreigner? You two have something in common!

[BeatTheJerk]

im trying to get your approval Robyn so i can win you over with bread when you guys get a divorce while i'll be in the process of my divorce

[BeatTheJerk]

:note: just incase my wife reads this everything i said in my last post was 100 % untrue

[Robyn]

lol, BTJ! You should invite her to play with us here. There aren't enough of us women.

And yes, Teela. You are absolutely correct. I didn't even think about that.