The 1st annual SBR Poster fights and odds..

[Nicky Santoro]

Man! I thought I was going to get The Prick or someone I wouldn't mind punching!

And how about Bread neing a big dog to John McCain??? Some real funny matchups.

johnny boy, you understand I am a pro linesmaker and i call it the way i see it.. I saw you in the pic, and i have to admit that you look like a real nice guy and very non violent (sorry).. and you look like your wife can take you johnny.. Johnny boy, i can probably take you with one arm tied behind my back and i am not even a good fighter. You are lucky i didnt match you up with AAO, cause i might have made AAO and you a pick em -110/-110, and maybe make venditto a -120/even fav over you, so i didn't want to embarass you....

slimmer,

how can you say i am off with my #'s.. here's the proof i am right on with my lines..


in an early post, rjt took Pacino over richie at +210.. now fiver took richie -240.. how is that for great action huh? i got action on both sides and guaranteed myself. if that doesn't mean my lines are accurate, then i dont know what would.

[RealSlimShady]

slimmer,

how can you say i am off with my #'s.. here's the proof i am right on with my lines..


in an early post, rjt took Pacino over richie at +210.. now fiver took richie -240.. how is that for great action huh? i got action on both sides and guaranteed myself. if that doesn't mean my lines are accurate, then i dont know what would.

That was a great line, Nicky. Good job.
But to make anyone a dog to McCain is ludicrous. Even a tubby guy like you would whip that old cripple

[Nicky Santoro]

That was a great line, Nicky. Good job.
But to make anyone a dog to McCain is ludicrous. Even a tubby guy like you would whip that old cripple

don't underestimate mccain, slimmer. he was in the war.. he might be a tough mother fukker. and plus, look who i have him up against, bread.. i've seen bread and he dont look like a tough guy.. he looks like robyn slaps him around everyday.. i am sure robyn wears the pants in that relationship..

robyn- what are you doing still sitting on the computer, i told you to get up and clean the house.

bread- oh i'm sorry robyn, please dont hit me and pls dont yell at me, i will do it right now..

robyn- hurry, or i'll whoop your as-s..

bread- ok dear, and thanks for not hitting me.. .i love you robyn, pls robyn, promise me you'll never leave me.

robyn- yeah, whatever..

[RealSlimShady]

Bread doesn't seem like a tough guy.....you are right! And yet you make yourself a pickem against him?
To make matters worse, you put me on the list of guys you won't be afraid to fight?

[HAPPY BOY]

damn Nicky no fight for me?

[Nicky Santoro]

damn Nicky no fight for me?

you're never around..

i haven't seen you in 9 days.. if you want to be eligible for the 2nd annual SBR poster fight odds, you have to start being here more regularly.

[RealSlimShady]

damn Nicky no fight for me?

Elton John -240
HappyBoy +200

[RealSlimShady]

Nicky, I may have to fight you

[flyingillini]

flyer, i can tell you are not a good fighter by the way you post.. i still say tom cruise is favored over you..


i can tell by your posting styles and character just who are the toughest guys here and the worst fighters.


Top 8 toughest guys here i would never mess with.

1- Tsoprano
2- RogueJuror
3- Richkas
4- Paver
5- Francis Solozzo
6- Poetwarrior
7- JGM
8- Al Masters


Top 8 weakest guys who i wouldn't be scared to fight

1- aao/iwinyourmoney (tied)
2- venditto
3- plommer
4- sickler/gordie geiko (tied)
5- slimmer
6- deuce
7- flyer
8- bigboydan/crazyl (tied)


guys i am not sure and it would be a toss up if i fought them..

topgame, jjgold, panic, bread and durito..

these guys seem tough and i would have my hands full. i know for a fact JJgold is a very dirty fighter. he pinches, bites and scratches and pulls hair when he gets really pissed.. he's got a wicked temper.

Ask Chutebox.....he will let you in on a little something

[gordon gekko]

Nicky your lines are way off, if you took my bets I would BURY you.

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky, I may have to fight you

it would be a good fight..

i have you beat in the weight dept.. i weigh 282.. whereas you'd have me beat on the quickness. i can see you are probably fast as lightning. my only chance is to tackle you down to the ground, or i am dead..

[HAPPY BOY]

sorry Nicky was taking care of some business. Like my chances with Elton Happy -320

[RealSlimShady]

it would be a good fight..

i have you beat in the weight dept.. i weigh 282.. whereas you'd have me beat on the quickness. i can see you are probably fast as lightning. my only chance is to tackle you down to the ground, or i am dead..

Nicky, what would you make the line between Elton John and Happy Boy? I made it Elton -240

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky, what would you make the line between Elton John and Happy Boy? I made it Elton -240

a bit off on elton john. .You made him too low.. i'd say more like

elton john -570
Happy Boy +490

[HAPPY BOY]

damn!!!! I get my ass kicked by a 60 year old gay guy! Im done!

[RealSlimShady]

a bit off on elton john. .You made him too low.. i'd say more like

elton john -570
Happy Boy +490

You may be right, Nicky. Elton would bitchslap Happy Boy and may end the bout pretty quickly.

[HAPPY BOY]

Damn Slim thats just wrong man!

[RealSlimShady]

Damn Slim thats just wrong man!

[Nicky Santoro]

happy boy came in here asking why he wasn't in this.. now he is.. i bet you now he's probably regretting ever asking to be in..

happy boy, elton is no slouch.. he can handle himself. i heard he has a temper. plus, no guy has had more dikks in his butt than elton.. you have to be tough to be able to handle those monster c0cks.. he's a tough guy..

plus, happy boy is an artist. how many artists do you know are there in MMA, or boxing, or wrestling, or even in manly sports. thats why he's such a big dog against elton..

[HAPPY BOY]

Nicky Im 46 dude but Im 215 ilbs and work out, I think Elton goes down in round 6

[Bread]

This is easily one of the more entertaining posts in awhile.

[Nicky Santoro]

Tattoo -110
Bread -110

[gordon gekko]

Bread since Tattoo is dead.

[Nicky Santoro]

Bread since Tatu is dead.

you're right.. since that one is now off the board...

and remember here, i am not trying to be funny here.. i really am serious about these lines.. it's all business..

here is an accurate one..





Mini Me -120
AAO even


aao is not a good fighter at all..

[Bread]

I compliment your post and you put me up against dead midgets you SOB?

Nicky....what are odds on a Robyn vs Pavy match?

[Nicky Santoro]

I compliment your post and you put me up against dead midgets you SOB?

Nicky....what are odds on a Robyn vs Pavy match?

i might put robyn as a fav because she's more pissed at paver than paver is at her.. but in a fair fight in the ring.. paver is one tough mother fukker.. i'm sorry, i have to be fair here.


Paver -465
Robyn +395


You never know with robyn though. she might come out strong. i know for a fact she's a tough sob..

[Bread]

There might be some money to be made on that one.

OK one more request.

Moneyline vs BuddyBear. A match for the ages.

[Nicky Santoro]

moneyline -525
buddybear +465


I know for a fact moneyline is one tough mother fukker.. i can tell by his posts he's a mean guy.. he fights dirty..

[Bread]

No bets on that one. I'm just gonna get wasted and throw a chair in the ring to incite a riot.

I can't wait!

[Robyn]

i might put robyn as a fav because she's more pissed at paver than paver is at her.. but in a fair fight in the ring.. paver is one tough mother fukker.. i'm sorry, i have to be fair here.


Paver -465
Robyn +395


You never know with robyn though. she might come out strong. i know for a fact she's a tough sob..

I would run at Pavy like I was all business...and then I would hug him. The minute he thought he won, I'd kick him in the vagina.

[sickler]

damn!!!! I get my ass kicked by a 60 year old gay guy! Im done!

I'm in the same boat, HB....an underdog to a 60 yr old homo (Richard Simmons)


Nicky, you figured me out. Saw right through my internet tough guy act. The gig is up.

[pavyracer]

I would run at Pavy like I was all business...and then I would hug him. The minute he thought he won, I'd kick him in the vagina.

That will be your vagina which I'll yank out of its socket and give it to Nicky to molest.

[Robyn]

That will be your vagina which I'll yank out of its socket and give it to Nicky to molest.

Rip my vagina out of its socket? That's terrible, Pavy. Just please...keep it away from jrich. My vagina is allergic to spelling errors.

[Richkas]

That will be your vagina which I'll yank out of its socket and give it to Nicky to molest.

[Panic]

Pavy, that was lame. Please try harder.