The 1st annual SBR Poster fights and odds..

topgame85 · 08-15-08, 02:20 AM

Nicky you are a pro oddsmaker a book will definitley pick you up after your display of oddsmaking here your money problems are solved

rjt721 · 08-15-08, 02:21 AM

Give me Pacino +210 for the max.

Nicky Santoro · 08-15-08, 02:22 AM

Originally posted by rjt721

Give me Pacino +210 for the max.

lol

RealSlimShady · 08-15-08, 02:35 AM

At least you had me matched up against a guy, Nicky.......but Devito is a darn midget, pal!

Iwinyourmoney · 08-15-08, 03:09 AM

who the **** are some of these posters

diogee · 08-15-08, 05:06 AM

Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney

who the **** are some of these posters

You got me Iwin....no idea. Not around a ton these days myself.

durito · 08-15-08, 05:37 AM

i'm all in on bread

i don't care how drunk he is, mccain is like 125

durito · 08-15-08, 05:38 AM

crazl too, that chick weighs like 25 lbs

diogee · 08-15-08, 05:42 AM

Both look extremely solid to me Durito.

bmw530i · 08-15-08, 06:06 AM

lol Nicky, Take me over Clooney, In a FACTS OF LIFE episode, Blair and Tutie both whooped Georges ass.

Bread · 08-15-08, 06:42 AM

LOL.

Give me Patty if he has his microphone spoon in hand.

Sandra Bullock large.

I'll parlay up on The Panic and Joe Pesci. Feel real confident on those 2.

Too funny.

SlickFazzer · 08-15-08, 07:58 AM

JJ's hand speed and overall conditioning would wear down Rosie.

Woody Allan is washed up.

Richard Simmons favored in a fight.

Bet Shooter · 08-15-08, 08:02 AM

Sbr John +145

The fix is in!

jjgold · 08-15-08, 09:17 AM

Not bad lines, but not saying much for sbr posters. I guess most of us are out of shape and would not be good fighters.

jtuck · 08-15-08, 09:24 AM

I'm all over Rosie O'donnell

Wait....that didnt sound right

Panic · 08-15-08, 09:34 AM

Where is yours, Nicky? I guess I will throw one out there for you.

Ellen Degeneres -140
Nicky +120

I will take the 3 teamer of Streisand, Seinfeld, and Roberts.

flyingillini · 08-15-08, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by Nicky Santauro

boys, as you know, i am a professional oddsmaker.. so here would be the true odds for these fights based on what i have seen from all you guys.. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.. these would be the real lines.

Poster Fights

Julia Roberts -155
Patty Venditto +135

______

Sandra Bullock -285
aao +245

______

Jennifer Anniston -120
Deuce even

__________

Rosie O'donnell -170
JJ Gold +150

________

Richkas -240
Al Pacino +210

_______

Panic -210
Jerry Seinfeld +175

______

Barbara Streisand -115
plommer -105

_________

Paver -355
Joe Pesci +295

___________

Barbara Walters -135
Gordon Geiko +115

_______

Rogue Juror -425 (looks like a killer)
Steven Segall +365

_______

Poetwarrior -130
Robin WIlliams +110

_________

Susan Sarandon -145
Accuscore +125

__________

Sbr John's girlfriend -165
Sbr John +145

_____

Al Masters -290
Jay Leno +245

________

Halle Berry -130
Inthehole +110

_________

Tsoprano -580
Arnold Schwarzenneger +490

________

Francis Solozzo -245
Sylvester Stallone +205

_______

Tom Cruise -145
Flyer +125

______

Paris Hilton -175
Bigboydan +155

__________

George Clooney -245
bmw530i +205

______

Jgm -345
Alec Baldwin +295

____________

Dustin Hoffman -350
Raker +290

_____

Richard Simmons -135
sickler +115

__________

Mary Kate Olsen -185
Crazyl +165

_____________

RealSlimShady -110
Danny Devito -110

_____

Barack Obama -230
JBC +190

__________

Woody Allen -265
SlickFazzer +225

__________

John McCain -355
Bread +285

___________

Any wagers... min 50 bucks.. max 1,000..

Who am I fighting Nickster?

Nicky Santoro · 08-15-08, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Who am I fighting Nickster?

read it again.. you're in there.

Panic · 08-15-08, 10:09 AM

Tom Cruise, flying.

TodaysAction · 08-15-08, 10:15 AM

I'd take Susan Sarandon -145 for the max.

AgainstAllOdds · 08-15-08, 10:32 AM

Sandra Bullock -285
aao +245

Give me Sandra Bullock for the max

RogueJuror · 08-15-08, 10:43 AM

lol Nicky

The Panic I still want to wrestle you in a bra and panties match.

flyingillini · 08-15-08, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by Nicky Santauro

read it again.. you're in there.

Great fight! I will put 5 dimes on myself. Ask Chutebox if the odds should change on my bout. He is the only one that will know

Nicky Santoro · 08-15-08, 11:29 AM

flyer, i can tell you are not a good fighter by the way you post.. i still say tom cruise is favored over you..

i can tell by your posting styles and character just who are the toughest guys here and the worst fighters.

Top 8 toughest guys here i would never mess with.

1- Tsoprano
2- RogueJuror
3- Richkas
4- Paver
5- Francis Solozzo
6- Poetwarrior
7- JGM
8- Al Masters

Top 8 weakest guys who i wouldn't be scared to fight

1- aao/iwinyourmoney (tied)
2- venditto
3- plommer
4- sickler/gordie geiko (tied)
5- slimmer
6- deuce
7- flyer
8- bigboydan/crazyl (tied)

guys i am not sure and it would be a toss up if i fought them..

topgame, jjgold, panic, bread and durito..

these guys seem tough and i would have my hands full. i know for a fact JJgold is a very dirty fighter. he pinches, bites and scratches and pulls hair when he gets really pissed.. he's got a wicked temper.

Bread · 08-15-08, 11:32 AM

Topgame - Looks like Ben Roethlesburger and probably could kill someone if provoked.

JJGold - I have no doubts that he has killed someone with a bat.

The Panic - When he get liquored up it's like angel dust to the kid. He can't be hurt.

Durito - I just want to be invited to the next coke / hooker party in the mountains. No fighting to be done that evening.

SlickFazzer · 08-15-08, 11:39 AM

What makes JJ a tough call is when he snaps....The rage in his eyes is down right scary. Couple that with his wicked left hand and sound footwork - he would definitely be a tough out for anyone.

Panic · 08-15-08, 11:44 AM

You know JJ's mad when his voice goes up 3 octaves and he sounds like a 12 year old girl. Thats when its time to run.

SlickFazzer · 08-15-08, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by Panic

You know JJ's mad when his voice goes up 3 octaves and he sounds like a 12 year old girl. Thats when its time to run.

Yes, that and when he goes into a coughing spell. Fukkin scary.

Bread · 08-15-08, 11:50 AM

The coughing is when you know you're done in. May as well give up right there.

SBR_John · 08-15-08, 02:38 PM

Man! I thought I was going to get The Prick or someone I wouldn't mind punching!

And how about Bread neing a big dog to John McCain??? Some real funny matchups.

fiveteamer · 08-15-08, 02:45 PM

Richkas for the max.

topgame85 · 08-15-08, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Topgame - Looks like Ben Roethlesburger and probably could kill someone if provoked.

JJGold - I have no doubts that he has killed someone with a bat.

The Panic - When he get liquored up it's like angel dust to the kid. He can't be hurt.

Durito - I just want to be invited to the next coke / hooker party in the mountains. No fighting to be done that evening.

Haha I like to mame not kill, then they feel more pain, if you ever see me walking down the steet smoking a cig don't mess with me whenever I am in bad neighborhoods I chain smoke in case some crazy person attacks me I just put it out in their eye and then stomp them with my boots as they roll on the ground in pain, its my secret weapon people never see it coming

The Prick · 08-15-08, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by SBR_John

Man! I thought I was going to get The Prick or someone I wouldn't mind punching!

careful whatcha wish for there skippy, i been drinkin milk. we down for the usual stakes for BTP this year?

RealSlimShady · 08-15-08, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santauro

.

guys i am not sure and it would be a toss up if i fought them..

topgame, jjgold, panic, bread and durito..

these guys seem tough and i would have my hands full. i know for a fact JJgold is a very dirty fighter. he pinches, bites and scratches and pulls hair when he gets really pissed.. he's got a wicked temper.

Nicky.....you are making yourself a pickem vs Bread? And you make Bread more than a 2-1 dog against McCain? Either you are a terrible bookie or a real wimp....

McCain is halfway to the grave, pal.....guy can't even tie his shoelaces without risking a heart attack.