Lets here your full proof never fail method of getting laid

[VegasInsider]

[Vegas Jake]

Confidence but in a cool not arrogant way, it attracts people but only if you know how to pull it off (not saying I do, just saying).

[diggler420]

have money

[RubberKettle]

Most on here cannot because you need three things to get laid consistently

1. Confidence (Easily the most important thing when it comes to women)
2. Money (Just enough to go out somewhere)
3. Your own place (pulling tail in your parents basement is possible, but difficult)

[Romanov]

Winner. Find a girl at a bar. Act really cool towards her, then act like your leaving without asking for her number. She'll throw herself at you. If that don't work, find a fat chick.

Boom. And if it doesn't work that night, she definitely noticed and next time you see her out you will know if she wants to fxck. Either she will totally ignore you or she will give you a lot of attention.

[Ice House]

this is the wrong place to ask about how to get laid

[8ArIvd5]

sit on sbr all day. eventually you'll get some.

[seaborneq]

In my Mr Miagi voice of Karate Kid......"Suck the toes". Only if the toes are somewhat clean and look decent without athletes feet, if foot are jacked up, run for the hills.

[jjgold]

How about some guys post proof they got laid for points??

I would be willing to give points if you can prove it with sex vids, audio tapes, nude pics, panties, etc

[crjohnson32]

Never fukkin heard of ya pal...get your rocks off at some porn site...freak

pretend for the sake of argument that you have heard of this fellow... any advice ?

[milwaukee mike]

play with yourself

then spend the money you were going to spend on a woman (pretty much all of it) and bet it on the over 16 mlb grand salami today

[cant call it]

d!ck in a box

[BGS 9.5]

Youjizz.com

[mp5070]

[slatter]

Haha, not surprised the rohypnol joke was already made. I was going to post a picture of a CC but I'm too lazy.

[Cougar Bait]

Just feed the twink high alcohol sweet drinks all night

They wake up sore, don't know what happened, don't leave a note

[jjgold]

Liquor always works

I tried feathers like 2years ago when some ladies were drinking at bar
I was sitting next to them and saw the maneuver on some porn movie so I cam in with one of those feather dusters and started to tickle their pussies thinking they would get excited even though they had clothes on

Well almost got onto fight and was told to leave bar

[Cougar Bait]

JJ I used a Geisha fan once at a club and two twinks approach me with big banana daqaris in my face gave me brain freeze all night and I gave them ass freeze.

[jjgold]

[757sFinest]

Don't know if it would work today but whenn I was at Va tech back in 2001. Right after girls gone wild hit the scene, me and mybuddies had shirts printed up, press passes made to wear around our necks. We went to Jmu,uva,,wvu,wake f, nc state, marshall, pitt, tenn and a few others for the rest of the year and SLAYED'em. No bull. It was amazzinng what girrls would do at that time to get with GGW. Now that I am married I still have an external hard drive tucked away for a rainy day. Plus when I'm 80 I can show my grandkids that for one year granpaw WAS the king of pounding vag.

[shooterman]

"The salmon of Capistrano "...classic.