Lets here your full proof never fail method of getting laid

[Mr.Sexy]

go

[DrStale]

Really? At SBR?

You'd have better luck on a Star Trek forum.

[goofyre]

Chloroform. Works every time.

[vyomguy]

Really? At SBR? You'd have better luck on a Star Trek forum.

This. Most people here are like jjgold who are broke degenerate fuks. Sports is like cocaine to them. They will forget girls, children and family for any action. Just ask brock landers.

[OmgUrMom]

Very low standards or pay for it. Pretty much foolproof if you keep at it

[Dax]

Pay for a hooker... it will never fail

[Monte]

money

[hawley]

girlfriend.

[tanner40]

Youjizz.com

[stevenash]

Roofies

[InTheDrink]

Chloroform. Works every time.

"Here honey, smell this towel"

[onetrickpony]

whip ur cok out, only works if its big enough and shes a fuking slut

[Gee]

1. Don't be scared to have a crack. Often you don't have to do much (see point 3);

2. Lower your standards - lets face it, a 10 isn't just going to jump into bed with you. There is no fool proof method for 10s, other than hard work;

3. Be prepared to wait until towards the very end of the night. Do not get too drunk to stand up at this point, as it is the easiest time to pick up quickly, get laid and get out of her place (always hers. Do not invite her back. This causes issues) within a few hours. There will be girls around who are drunk, lonely and looking for some 'comfort' and male attention. As already indicated, often the quality now can be lacking. This is where it is very easy and it doesn't really matter what you say, as long as you aren't horrendously ugly, say a few nice things and have good body language - start touching her etc. Things will go very quickly from there.

Other than the above - get some game.

[neverstoppers23]

Go under craigs list, casual encounters m2m.

[manny24]

be good looking.

[SportsMushroom]

take pictures of your member with your phone and sms them to her

[CarpeDime]

numbers game method

not full proof but highly likelihood

go out hit on every fukin piece of p*ssy until you catch one, but set your fail number ie the number of misses when you pack it in

fail number for me usualy 35 or 50 but rarely get to it

[jjgold]

No such thing

never a guarantee unless you pay for it

Wrong forum ace

[Fire in da hole]

Tell the wife she can go shopping...Turns her into a raging slut!

[xraygord]

Palmula.

[BettingWizard]

easy.......show her you don't want it.

[TexansFan]

Make sure I can use hear instead of here correctly.

[Killer_Demo]

this only works when she already has a little bit of interest.


Remy Martin and pineapple juice plus a little feeling up then tell her she can stay the night at your place. Never failed me yet. that remy hits them women hard

[Tree Rollins]

Front my experience, it's all about confidence. Not a fool proof method to get laid right away, but definitely a fool proof method to pick up women. You can't really fake it though, you either got it or you don't. It is possible to not be a confident person and then develop confidence, but it itsn't possible to fake confidence. You'll probably just make yourself look awkward or arrogant. Believe in yourself and don't be afraid to fail. That's how i've had the most luck anyway.

[Optional]

Act like you want to check her out to see if she good enough instead of trying to impress her. Will improve your strike rate for sure.

[Dirty Sanchez]

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Never fukkin heard of ya pal...get your rocks off at some porn site...freak

[tblues2005]

good luck with his opinion.

[flyingillini]

This. Most people here are like jjgold who are broke degenerate fuks. Sports is like cocaine to them. They will forget girls, children and family for any action. Just ask brock landers.

The Yay is not as bad as people make it out to be.. It's bad if you rock it or shoot it... just snorting it is no big deal...

[ivyconniver]

$200 and you get the hour of your dreams

[HoulihansTX]

Be good looking

[jrmartin.mig]

[Dutch]

easy.......show her you don't want it.

Winner.


Find a girl at a bar. Act really cool towards her, then act like your leaving without asking for her number. She'll throw herself at you.

If that don't work, find a fat chick.

[mp5070]

[Ice House]

go to a nude beach and have a big wang..... the women will flock to you like the salmon of capistrano

[wtt0315]

go to aids couples website. those girls need men badly