Looking To Hook Up

[Dirty Sanchez]

Damn Excel is good

[diggler420]

get a hooker. pay her play role. have her seduce you anyway you want. just make sure to not do anything to kill the mood that there already isnt

[cecil127]

newark to chester is around 100 miles. from what ive seen you're too nutz to hook up with any of my wifes hot friends.
come down to chester, bet some sulkys drink some beers and we'll take it from there....
(possible flyers exec. club box seats/paddock passes at the track etc...chix galore)

[flyingillini]

JJ, do you still release your release in your palm and let it dry until the next day?

[Tech N9ne]

JJ do you ever dress up like a woman ??

[InTheDrink]

It'd be kinda strange to go out partying with jj. You'd think everyone SHOULD recognize him but no one would

[RealSlimShady]

unreal

you guys just keep hammering me

Man what does it feel like to like be on the couch or in bed ad a woman seduces you by putting her hand down your pants looking for your rooster to stroke???

[JMobile]

Anyone live within 100 miles from Newark?

We can go hunting for pussy

Meet me here. Lots of pussy here!

[Tech N9ne]

Meet me here. Lots of pussy here!

Yea if little boys and girls are your type thing

[MoneyLineDawg]

Whens the last time you've been laid JJ? O/U: 1993

[jjgold]

Whens the last time you've been laid JJ? O/U: 1993

I think 1997 or late 1996

[RealSlimShady]

I think 1997 or late 1996

[jjgold]

fuk you Shady

Your a fukkin bum

Where you live?? I will tear your fukkin head off

[Dirty Sanchez]

fuk you Shady

Your a fukkin bum

Where you live?? I will tear your fukkin head off

Easy Coach...getting all worked up...you could pull a hammy

[JAKEPEAVY21]

I have some beautiful oceanfront property in Ohio for you, and some Columbian white

[celtics12]

I think 1997 or late 1996

are you serious? how is that even possible

[Dirty Sanchez]

are you serious? how is that even possible

Have you set eyeballs on him? He's not exactly man candy

[mp5070]

....

[wtf]

I think 1997 or late 1996

at least share some details with us

[Louisvillekid1]

the yayo and gambling is always here down AC,

[jjgold]

at least share some details with us

Not a big deal guy

Met some broad via Prodigy (online web service at time) called her like 20 times just to meet
Had to take her out like 15 times before we fukked
had to cost me like $1200 at time in food bills and gifts

She was like 5-4, 185 well built, solid body
Invited her to my parents basement, we drank a little, watched tv, hoops

I started trying to grab her ass, I was hungry
She pushed me away, I went fukkin wild saying she is a fukkin loser, pussy
She then gave in, we stripped, I tried making her give me BJ she turned her head
Was erect like maybe 2.8 inches at that time
she made some faces..I say what ya going to do for me>>

I want to fuk you..I sent money on you
She laid down on cement floor, I had trouble inserting as it kept coming out, pumped like 4 times and every fukkin time came out, she was pissed I guess...I said get a fukkin pillow and prop up a little..I tried again a little better..rooster was rock hard, I was moaning, lasted like 2 minutes and came on her thigh, wanted to *** insude her but it came out...she did not respond much...called her next day over 30 times asking her to come to basement again and never got her..she changed her number..maybe I was not good?? Too small?? I do not know..never got laid again as of today..of course some alley snatching blow jobs, wall insertion blow jobs in NY but ll paid and not real sex..got no time for this shit today


hammer me and YOU PAY

[Louisvillekid1]

where do you come up with this shit,

[celtics12]

Have you set eyeballs on him? He's not exactly man candy

nah, cant say ive met the dude...

and how is that story just posted remotely the truth?

[P.F.Kasooff]

Not a big deal guy

Met some broad via Prodigy (online web service at time) called her like 20 times just to meet
Had to take her out like 15 times before we fukked
had to cost me like $1200 at time in food bills and gifts

She was like 5-4, 185 well built, solid body
Invited her to my parents basement, we drank a little, watched tv, hoops

I started trying to grab her ass, I was hungry
She pushed me away, I went fukkin wild saying she is a fukkin loser, pussy
She then gave in, we stripped, I tried making her give me BJ she turned her head
Was erect like maybe 2.8 inches at that time
she made some faces..I say what ya going to do for me>>

I want to fuk you..I sent money on you
She laid down on cement floor, I had trouble inserting as it kept coming out, pumped like 4 times and every fukkin time came out, she was pissed I guess...I said get a fukkin pillow and prop up a little..I tried again a little better..rooster was rock hard, I was moaning, lasted like 2 minutes and came on her thigh, wanted to *** insude her but it came out...she did not respond much...called her next day over 30 times asking her to come to basement again and never got her..she changed her number..maybe I was not good?? Too small?? I do not know..never got laid again as of today..of course some alley snatching blow jobs, wall insertion blow jobs in NY but ll paid and not real sex..got no time for this shit today


hammer me and YOU PAY

Was this before or after your Aunt ?

[RealSlimShady]

Was this before or after your Aunt ?

Has to be before. Failed at banging strangers and had to resort to banging relatives.

[diggler420]

Not a big deal guy

Met some broad via Prodigy (online web service at time) called her like 20 times just to meet
Had to take her out like 15 times before we fukked
had to cost me like $1200 at time in food bills and gifts

She was like 5-4, 185 well built, solid body
Invited her to my parents basement, we drank a little, watched tv, hoops

I started trying to grab her ass, I was hungry
She pushed me away, I went fukkin wild saying she is a fukkin loser, pussy
She then gave in, we stripped, I tried making her give me BJ she turned her head
Was erect like maybe 2.8 inches at that time
she made some faces..I say what ya going to do for me>>

I want to fuk you..I sent money on you
She laid down on cement floor, I had trouble inserting as it kept coming out, pumped like 4 times and every fukkin time came out, she was pissed I guess...I said get a fukkin pillow and prop up a little..I tried again a little better..rooster was rock hard, I was moaning, lasted like 2 minutes and came on her thigh, wanted to *** insude her but it came out...she did not respond much...called her next day over 30 times asking her to come to basement again and never got her..she changed her number..maybe I was not good?? Too small?? I do not know..never got laid again as of today..of course some alley snatching blow jobs, wall insertion blow jobs in NY but ll paid and not real sex..got no time for this shit today


hammer me and YOU PAY

[jjgold]

Crying now for no reason
I think probably all emotions of gambling from weekend

[P.F.Kasooff]

Crying now for no reason

Another dark late night video coming? I hope so

[RealSlimShady]

Crying now for no reason
I think probably all emotions of gambling from weekend

Man up, ya wimp!

[flyingillini]

JJ, keep your head up.. The Power Exchange awaits your arrival.

[TodayIsForgotten]

haha jesus christ. Is he really that bad? I live like 25 minutes from the shithole newark. Can't say i'd ever want to step foot in that renovation of a clusterfuck.

I'd pay him just to watch him midget **** some broads.

[Dabeergod]

Excel....you are freakin genious