Looking To Hook Up

ThaTopMoron · 10-08-11, 11:28 PM

Ricki Roma · 10-08-11, 11:30 PM

You need a wingman?

tanner40 · 10-08-11, 11:32 PM

Coach meet me in Baltimore. Call the 410 line.

bigboydan · 10-08-11, 11:34 PM

You going out hooker hunting tonight coach?

MoneyLineDawg · 10-08-11, 11:35 PM

Im down at the Shore tonight homie

High3rEl3m3nt · 10-08-11, 11:36 PM

I have a friend who is the ultimate wingman...though, he's unorthodox. I once invited him to a party at my dad's cabin and he scared two girls into sleeping with me...

I'll have to charge $65/hr to lend him out. He comes complete with blue jeans/no belt, white button up shirt, and cuff links (no lie...he wears cuff links that are knights jousting). He also like Taco Bell, often wears a shark tooth necklace and prefers bigger gals to skinnier, pretty gals, though he'll make a move on the higher grade if he's drunk enough. He's the ultimate wingman, has no shame, will go for the beasts, and can be bought off for a Taco Bell combo. Really miss my single days sometimes.

jjgold · 10-08-11, 11:36 PM

Danny here by myself
Wish posters lived around here to hang with

Wingman is a good term

starfire · 10-08-11, 11:40 PM

Looking for a buddy

tanner40 · 10-08-11, 11:41 PM

Why don't you call bobby and Zeta? They pull the finest quality in NJ

Fire in da hole · 10-08-11, 11:41 PM

By "wingman" JJ really means he needs a "bottom" person

P.F.Kasooff · 10-08-11, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by starfire

Looking for a buddy

Nice body but BUTTER FACE

bigboydan · 10-08-11, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Danny here by myself
Wish posters lived around here to hang with

I hear ya coach. I've got my own women problems right now I'm dealing with.

Roadtrip635 · 10-08-11, 11:44 PM

tony_come · 10-08-11, 11:46 PM

Just prank call some random numbers

Tigers better score

nikossf · 10-08-11, 11:48 PM

trying to find underage boys again JJ??

bigboydan · 10-08-11, 11:49 PM

Originally posted by tony_come

Just prank call some random numbers

Tigers better score

Been there done that before with the drunk dialing women sir. Not a good experience for me.

BTW, I agree, Go motor city kitty's.

ebbearsfb1 · 10-08-11, 11:51 PM

jj.. you should of went to fright fest tonight... thats where i was at ...

always a nice piece of booty there.. plus they all get scaried they will grab your arm... unless you get scaried and wreck your draws

raidersfan · 10-09-11, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by Roadtrip635

BIGDAY · 10-09-11, 12:44 AM

Come to Minnesota bro!

MmaChicka will show you a good time!

laclippers504 · 10-09-11, 02:17 AM

Coach you don't need a wingman....you got the game on lock with the over 50 crowd

jjgold · 10-09-11, 06:46 AM

I went to bed alone

mrmarket · 10-09-11, 07:08 AM

JJ me and Rudrigo went out again last night on tang run. Buck naked except for chainmail speedos and mink coats. Had to shave our junk clean or else would be snagging all night. Went to Circus. Was pumping. New bouncer told us we couldn't get in but we gave him in the eye and he shrank like a fukkin violet. Got right to it. Package on package grind on the middle of dance floor. Sparks were flying like a metal fabrication shop. Girls were attracted to us likes moths on a light. One got too close and a spark lit up her dolled up hair. You play with fire you gonna get burnt hun. Next. After about 10 minutes things went wild. Those dames couldn't control themselves and they had to get the bouncers. Problem was the floor was so wet with women excitement everyone was sliding around like the fukkin Ice Capades. They had to call a priest in. Our raw sexuality made 2 broads immaculately conceive. Priest tried to shake my hand and tossed him like a fukkin horseshoe out the window. Took home 2 broads. Did the slingshot. One broad holds your legs open in a V and the other headbutts your junk. Hot.

jjgold · 10-09-11, 07:49 AM

Originally posted by mrmarket

JJ me and Rudrigo went out again last night on tang run. Buck naked except for chainmail speedos and mink coats. Had to shave our junk clean or else would be snagging all night. Went to Circus. Was pumping. New bouncer told us we couldn't get in but we gave him in the eye and he shrank like a fukkin violet. Got right to it. Package on package grind on the middle of dance floor. Sparks were flying like a metal fabrication shop. Girls were attracted to us likes moths on a light. One got too close and a spark lit up her dolled up hair. You play with fire you gonna get burnt hun. Next. After about 10 minutes things went wild. Those dames couldn't control themselves and they had to get the bouncers. Problem was the floor was so wet with women excitement everyone was sliding around like the fukkin Ice Capades. They had to call a priest in. Our raw sexuality made 2 broads immaculately conceive. Priest tried to shake my hand and tossed him like a fukkin horseshoe out the window. Took home 2 broads. Did the slingshot. One broad holds your legs open in a V and the other headbutts your junk. Hot.

good one marketman..your fukked up like me

babyjesus · 10-09-11, 09:21 AM

bobby and zeta live in your neighborhood. hit those boys up. tell em to throw on their finest suites, it's time to get dirty.

Vaughany · 10-09-11, 04:04 PM

I hear Situation is lookin for a new wingman

Dirty Sanchez · 10-09-11, 04:08 PM

If I lived in that area...the last thing I would do is take a 175lb baldheaded can of chick repellent with me

Brock Landers · 10-09-11, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

If I lived in that area...the last thing I would do is take a 175lb baldheaded can of chick repellent with me

BGS 9.5 · 10-09-11, 04:23 PM

trolling for cokk on public forums is no way to go through life

P.F.Kasooff · 10-09-11, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I went to bed alone

Not tonight, jj. This one will cost you 600.00 an hour tho

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diggler420 · 10-09-11, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by mrmarket

JJ me and Rudrigo went out again last night on tang run. Buck naked except for chainmail speedos and mink coats. Had to shave our junk clean or else would be snagging all night. Went to Circus. Was pumping. New bouncer told us we couldn't get in but we gave him in the eye and he shrank like a fukkin violet. Got right to it. Package on package grind on the middle of dance floor. Sparks were flying like a metal fabrication shop. Girls were attracted to us likes moths on a light. One got too close and a spark lit up her dolled up hair. You play with fire you gonna get burnt hun. Next. After about 10 minutes things went wild. Those dames couldn't control themselves and they had to get the bouncers. Problem was the floor was so wet with women excitement everyone was sliding around like the fukkin Ice Capades. They had to call a priest in. Our raw sexuality made 2 broads immaculately conceive. Priest tried to shake my hand and tossed him like a fukkin horseshoe out the window. Took home 2 broads. Did the slingshot. One broad holds your legs open in a V and the other headbutts your junk. Hot.

too funny

Tech N9ne · 10-09-11, 07:48 PM

JJ is there a blue oyster bar in your area??

excel · 10-09-11, 07:57 PM

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excel · 10-09-11, 07:59 PM

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jjgold · 10-09-11, 08:08 PM

unreal

you guys just keep hammering me

Man what does it feel like to like be on the couch or in bed ad a woman seduces you by putting her hand down your pants looking for your rooster to stroke???