anyone have any crazy Halloween costumes for this year?!? 100 pts to the best idea

[gavin]

I need some good ideas for a party we are having...give me like the most offensive or funny one like the chilean miners from last year etc...that was big in the news etc

[mighty maron]

[flyingillini]

Domino's Pizza are making Jess masks..... You will be seeing a lot of people dressed up as Jess for Halloween.

[mighty maron]

You can go as an old fashioned milk carton with a picture of your towns most recent abuduction

[gavin]

not bad...but need more creative....

[mighty maron]

coinjoined twins

[Tech N9ne]

I have two ideas

1. Dress up in a fancy suit and rug and pretend your JJgold at a betting window

or

2. Dress up like a bloody tampon

[FrozenMAN]

that conjoined twins is PRETTY BAD but it looks like its on a smoking hot chick lol so +1....and who wants to go as a big ugly lesbo like jess??????

if she made my pizza i wouldnt eat it who knows what she;s been touching lol

[gavin]

if someone gives me a really good one i will throw them 200 pts, will leave thread open for next 24 hrs

[freeVICK]

i was thinking about going as dwight schute from THE OFFICE. mustard yellow shirt, tie, stupid old style glasses. maybe hold a beet or something

[Cuse0323]

jim lahey

[freeVICK]

also thought about going as mike vick. wear a vick jersey, buy a stuffed dog animal, and just drag him with a leash the entire night

[YorkHunt]

Dress as larry merchant wearing boxing gloves and a shirt that says Ill Kick Your Ass on the front with a pic of Floyd mayweather on the back.

[FrozenMAN]

my best and worst was brian carlwell a few years ago who played for illinois and got in car accident with jamar smith...i had black face and glass stuck in face and like leaves and stuff lol was pretty awful thought was gonna get beat up by some brothas on the bus to the party due to the black face lol

[frankzig]

[robmpink]

I would go as some douche named Gavin

[jjgold]

sexual ones..well around here we have guys that wear skin tight full length bathing suits
All his sexual areas have cut outs..like say his nipples, ears, mouth, then we get to the hardcore areas
Guys have rooster cuts..which means the whole area around his rooster is cut out and exposed
Finally his backside is cut out..what guys do is get a fukkin razor and cut a slit for his ass so that is exposed also
Its a cool costume and everyone is scared fukkin shit to come by you and you will be the talk of the party

I guess not sexual you can be a fireplace and have flames coming out of your fukkin midsection using small propane tank, get a design of logs on your belly also, your face can be all fukkin charcoal up, bottom part just wear fire engine red tights and maybe have your rooster burning with flames..on your back have it say "light me"..cool costume and a sure winner

[Tech N9ne]

Ok you want offensive right ???

I guarantee this will offend EVERYONE

Dress up like bin laden and carry around a firefighter helmet. That should do it

[YorkHunt]

[gavin]

that snake one is pretty good....link me to that

[Full Time Hobo]

Bin Laden

[YorkHunt]

[rsnnh12]

[blittydeuce]

Wilfred the dog

[Jonah]

If you have a gf. Go together as Indians. One as a Native American, the other from India - her with a dot on her head, you as Apu or something to that effect. If you have a friend who insists on being a third wheel, he can go as Kenny Lofton.

[robmpink]

I need some good ideas for a party we are having...give me like the most offensive or funny one like the chilean miners from last year etc...that was big in the news etc

Thanks guy. At least you have a sense of humor!

[Glitch]

homeless guy would be a hit for sure. pretty easy too.

[gavin]

i could go as tyrone from chappel show

[SoV]

[bigboydan]

jim lahey

Will Deuce be dressing up as Randy?

[Ice House]

not sure how this costume will go over in public.

[infamousbacardi]

this one is kind of gay:



Or this one, just NEVER gets old to me:



or this one, probably would laugh out loud if i saw you out in this thing...lt. jim dangle...fokking hilarious!!:

[MendozaLine]

A dictator.

Cut a hole into a potato and tie a shoe lace through it. Then let it hang from your pants in front of your dick. You will get plenty of laughs.

Cheap too.

[flyingillini]

I am going to be wearing a Bobby Martinez mask!

[B1GER1C828]

lot of people will go as a seal(navy seal).

casey anthony, bin laden(have an eye patch or sumtin for the bullet to the eye he got)

casey anthony's kid. wear a kid outfit and have a hell my name is(w/e her kids name was..add anthony at end) duct tape your mouth too.

oughta do the trick.