Times you know you need a woman around

[Kaps]

i am sorry if i sound like a chauvinist, but this is true. i miss having a woman around when my dishes start to pile up and nobody hates doing dishes in this world more than me. I hate it with a passion.. and when i was living with a girl, there were never dishes around. i pile them up till it gets really high, then i do them.
girls are great for this.

also, the laundry, having a woman was great because they did laundry at least once a week. boys, I have laundry up to the ceiling, i HATE doing laundry. i havent done em in 4 months. you know what i've been doing, i've been buying new t shirts, new undies every week, new jeans every 3 weeks, just so i dont have to do the laundry. that's how bad it is..

aside from that, f-ck em. I DONT NEED WOMEN.. THEY ARE ONLY PROBLEMS.

i couldnt have wrote it any better for myself

[accuscoresucks]

my girl doesnt give a shit what i do as long as i pork her on the weekend,and spend a little time together doing some kind of activity together,movies,diiner out,lunch in the park,go to sea world,ect ect

[Nicky Santoro]

accu

my friend, if every woman was like your lady, there woudl be no divorces in the world. she lets you gamble, play golf, have fun, and just spend some weekend time with her, she likes sex.. every mans dream..

dont lose her accu.. not every woman is like yours. the majority are bitches. you are a lucky man.

[accuscoresucks]

lets say i got lucky

i had a contract for the windows,and doors for the gamecock stadium in columbia,sc thats where i met her
this past x-mas went their to her moms where she grew up she is a down home country girl,with a southern draw

[onlooker]

When I need a headache?



Probably grocery shopping.

[smallon]

I've been married for 10 years and feel fortunate - especially after some of the posts here.

My wife is Thai - a proper, educated Thai woman who values her husband and family - a big plus. I got lucky as well.

1) I like sex with her now as much as in the beginning, if not more.
2) She loves sex
3) I do what I want, when I want, how I want - and she doesn't bitch about anything.
3) She works hard, never wants to spend more than she has to, is a good mother and a good wife.
4) After two kids, she still looks good and weighs the same - 50 kgs.
5) This morning she woke me up with a BJ.

So when do I need her around? Whenever she wants to be.

[sickler]

sickler,

laundry is horrible, especially on a hot day like this..

1- you have to sort the laundry by colors
2- put in baskets, carry baskets downstairs
3- pour your clothes in 3 diff machines
4- pour the soap on all 3 machines
5- go back upstairs and wait 1 hr
6- go back downstairs and transfer to dryer
all this while having exact change for washer and dryer and no bills.
7- go back upstairs and wait 1 more hr
8- go back downstairs, take out from dryers.
9- worst part- folding all your clothes one by one and put in drawer.

this all takes about 3-4 hrs and it's hot as hell, and you cant leave the house.. i hate this so much.. now that i think of it, this might be worse than dishes.

when i need laundry done, i go buy new clothes and underwear, NO JOKE.. that's how much i hate laundry. i have 2000 pieces of clothing here, including dirty laundry.

Nicky, the worst is trying to save time by mixing light and dark clothes. I've ruined many a shirt this way. I know better, but I still succumb to the temptation every now and then.

The best solution for less laundry days is to have LOTS of clothes. I must have about 60 pairs of underwear.

[purecarnagge]

I've been married for 10 years and feel fortunate - especially after some of the posts here.

My wife is Thai - a proper, educated Thai woman who values her husband and family - a big plus. I got lucky as well.

1) I like sex with her now as much as in the beginning, if not more.
2) She loves sex
3) I do what I want, when I want, how I want - and she doesn't bitch about anything.
3) She works hard, never wants to spend more than she has to, is a good mother and a good wife.
4) After two kids, she still looks good and weighs the same - 50 kgs.
5) This morning she woke me up with a BJ.

So when do I need her around? Whenever she wants to be.

This has mail order all over it... greencard expiring soon?