Times you know you need a woman around

[SBR Lou]

Love/hate em, what are some times it really sinks in that you need a woman around?

-When you try (and fail) to cut Watermelon properly...

-Clean House

-?????

[BadNina]

How do you fail to cut a watermelon?

[englishmike]

If you saw my fat, miserable, sour-puss wife you wouldn't be making such retarded staements.

[SBR Lou]

How do you fail to cut a watermelon?

It's too hard to cut them evenly, damn near chop my finger off. Need to find the presliced ones.

[jjgold]

Women just are not needed in a mans life, overrated.

[Cloak & Dagger]

when you need to 'let off' some stress from the prior day of gambling?

[freeVICK]

Women just are not needed in a mans life, overrated.

not everyone is into guys

[Nicky Santoro]

i am sorry if i sound like a chauvinist, but this is true. i miss having a woman around when my dishes start to pile up and nobody hates doing dishes in this world more than me. I hate it with a passion.. and when i was living with a girl, there were never dishes around. i pile them up till it gets really high, then i do them.
girls are great for this.

also, the laundry, having a woman was great because they did laundry at least once a week. boys, I have laundry up to the ceiling, i HATE doing laundry. i havent done em in 4 months. you know what i've been doing, i've been buying new t shirts, new undies every week, new jeans every 3 weeks, just so i dont have to do the laundry. that's how bad it is..

aside from that, f-ck em. I DONT NEED WOMEN.. THEY ARE ONLY PROBLEMS.

[englishmike]

i am sorry if i sound like a chauvinist, but this is true. i miss having a woman around when my dishes start to pile up and nobody hates doing dishes in this world more than me. I hate it with a passion.. and when i was living with a girl, there were never dishes around. i pile them up till it gets really high, then i do them.
girls are great for this.

also, the laundry, having a woman was great because they did laundry at least once a week. boys, I have laundry up to the ceiling, i HATE doing laundry. i havent done em in 4 months. you know what i've been doing, i've been buying new t shirts, new undies every week, new jeans every 3 weeks, just so i dont have to do the laundry. that's how bad it is..

aside from that, f-ck em. I DONT NEED WOMEN.. THEY ARE ONLY PROBLEMS.

Nick...How often do you get over to Hollywood Park?

[Sportsgirl]

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[flyingillini]

Nick...How often do you get over to Hollywood Park?

I am going there this weekend.

[BadNina]

Nicky, honey, they have this wonderful invention called "paper plates". Otherwise, it sounds like you just need a housekeeper.

[Cloak & Dagger]

Watermelon and house cleaning? Geez, Lou, it's no wonder you're single

you told the eog you were "going on vacation"



vacation from a sports betting forum?

[englishmike]

I am going there this weekend.

Im going Friday night

[Nicky Santoro]

Nick...How often do you get over to Hollywood Park?

englishman, hardly ever.

nina, i didn't mention that i buy plastic plates, plastic knives, spoons, forks and beer cups.. but nina, that only helps a bit. NINA, i love to cook, and when i make my sauce once a week, i get the big pots, the big bowls for the pasta, all the tupperwares to put the sauce in the freezer get dirty once i use them.. the kitchen is upside down after this. what about when i make my t bone steaks or cook salmon on the pan, my sink gets high as mount everest. NINA, if they can invent pots and pans that you can throw away after 1 use, i would be in heaven. i dont care if it costs me 3 bucks each time and then throw it. NINA, i hate cooking sometimes and just order out or make sandwiches to avoid pots and pans.

[BadNina]

Try buying the pots and pans at a dollar store and then just throw them away.


When are you gonna cook for me? Men that cook make me all tingly and stuff.

[FreeFall]

Behind every great man is a woman.

[Nicky Santoro]

nina, you're a freakin genius. i never thought of that. nina, i dont want you to think that i am a lazy slob who is messy. i am NOT.. i just hate doing dishes with a passion. i dont mind sweeping, mopping, vacuuming, watering the plants etc.. i just hate dishes. i have no idea why. but thanks for the great tips.. my life is now set. i will start to buy pots and pans from $$ store, then toss em. but now that i think of it, i dont know if you can buy big pots and pans for 1 buck. I always thought they were like 19.95 at the least at dept stores? i need big pots because i make about 12 servings of sauce and put in freezer for the week.


i will look tomorrow and if i cant find em, i will just have to live with doing dishes once a week.. i only wash 3 pots, 5 bowls, a couple of strainers, 8 tupperwares, a spacula, and that's it.. it's still a good deal for me if it's only 1 time a week.

nina, you are a sweety, thanks for taking the time to help me make my life easier.

be good.

[fiveteamer]

when you are beating off to clown porn.

[JBC77]

Love/hate em, what are some times it really sinks in that you need a woman around?

-When you try (and fail) to cut Watermelon properly...

-Clean House

-?????

-????? = When I need my c@%k sucked.

[Nicky Santoro]

-????? = When I need my c@%k sucked.

come on JBC, please man, have some respect, we have ladies in this thread..


by the way, I agree with you..

[sickler]

Gotta be the laundry. God I hate doing that.

[flyingillini]

I do my own laundry. I do not cook so I have no worries about dishes. My girlfriend does nothing for me that I cannot do myself. I only want her for companionship and intimacy....

[Nicky Santoro]

Gotta be the laundry. God I hate doing that.

sickler,

laundry is horrible, especially on a hot day like this..

1- you have to sort the laundry by colors
2- put in baskets, carry baskets downstairs
3- pour your clothes in 3 diff machines
4- pour the soap on all 3 machines
5- go back upstairs and wait 1 hr
6- go back downstairs and transfer to dryer
all this while having exact change for washer and dryer and no bills.
7- go back upstairs and wait 1 more hr
8- go back downstairs, take out from dryers.
9- worst part- folding all your clothes one by one and put in drawer.

this all takes about 3-4 hrs and it's hot as hell, and you cant leave the house.. i hate this so much.. now that i think of it, this might be worse than dishes.

when i need laundry done, i go buy new clothes and underwear, NO JOKE.. that's how much i hate laundry. i have 2000 pieces of clothing here, including dirty laundry.

[pico]

crayzl is not black because he doesn't know how to cut a watermelon properly. cracker

[englishmike]

Nick: Youre a degenerate, do one less parlay per-week and get some cute Mexican chick to come in twice a week. When she gets to trust you a bit you might get the odd hand-job thrown in.

[SBR Lou]

crayzl is not black because he doesn't know how to cut a watermelon properly. cracker

Italian here.

[SBR Lou]

when you are beating off to clown porn.

Does anyone really do this?

[TheLock]

Times you really know you need a woman around?

When you want your rod sucked?

[THE HITMAN]

When I need a back rub/massage.
BTW, I am not ashamed to admit that I do my share of the dishes(on whatever days my wife works) and I do my own laundry (always).

[SBR Lou]

When I need a back rub/massage.
BTW, I am not ashamed to admit that I do my share of the dishes(on whatever days my wife works) and I do my own laundry (always).

[purecarnagge]

when your getting ready to pack and its two weeks before and half the house is ready to go and you haven't done a damn thing...

Bitch touches the computer and she's getting backhanded.

[The Prick]

when you are beating off to clown porn.

prefer amputee midget stuff, but as long as it ain't homo clown porn i could get with it

[bigblue74]

prefer amputee midget stuff, but as long as it ain't homo clown porn i could get with it

Midgets have more fun.

[OrionSky]

Oh my god - I had to laugh...