You need a stylist buddy....who the fukk wheres those New balances on a first date
Had Date With Broad I Met At AC Bash
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YorkHuntSBR Hall of Famer
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#36Comment -
Cougar BaitSBR Posting Legend
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#37
@ Applebee's
Broad has a huge chest, this is a win Zeta
She didn't return your text because you took her to mutherfukin Applebee's
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onlookerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#38Maybe the SBRstore should carry some upgrade on clothes. Everyone knows Zeta needs some kicks, but lets keep the reflective New Balances out of the store.
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Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
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#39Zeta, did you ask her if you could eat her pussy yet?Comment -
MaxmillionSBR MVP
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#40she probably did not get it with the hurricane and allOriginally posted by ZetaPsi808she did not return my text from yesterday. i do not know why.
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LVHerbieSBR Hall of Famer
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#41Come on Cougar read between the lines - Applebee's is Zeta's litmus test for potential mates... If they aren't happy with this quality first date he knows he wasting his time as they are incompatible with the +EV lifestyle...Originally posted by Cougar Bait
@ Applebee's
Broad has a huge chest, this is a win Zeta
She didn't return your text because you took her to mutherfukin Applebee's
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bradtheblokeSBR MVP
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#42not returning text means its time to pass it. whats her numberComment -
ProfaneRealitySBR Hall of Famer
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#43tired of seeing guys rip on his style, who cares if all his clothes are 2 sizes too small ?Comment -
JaugSBR MVP
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#44Happy for ya pal.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#45Zeta struck out again??
Let me knowComment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
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#46she suggested to me she wanted to go for coffee, but i dont drink anything with caffeine. so i said lets get drinks instead at applebees and she was like sure that sounds good.Comment -
RealSlimShadySBR Hall of Famer
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#47She's an upgrade over the last one, Zeta. Have a serious question for you..... Did you really bang that last broad or was that pic a photoshopped pic?Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#48
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opie1988SBR Posting Legend
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#49Originally posted by ZetaPsi808i only asked roguescholar and raydog for advice but none of their suggestions were possible on a weekday night
The fukk, pal?Comment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
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#50i have many pros such as: tall, handsome, buff body, my own car (2010 toyota corolla sport), decent job (CNA). i started working out a month ago and i my upper body got a lot bigger.
my negatives would be: still live at home, marble mouth prick syndrome. when i got drunk off that hurricane rum drink i started fumbling my words, and losing my train of thought. it was a bit embarrassing.
i have no idea what she is thinking either.Comment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
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#51whoops, sorry for leaving you out palOriginally posted by opie1988
The fukk, pal?
i called you after the date and you were a great help, giving me advice. i know i can count on you for the same in the future. i appreciate it pal.Comment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
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#52guys, keep in mind i was wearing a similar outfit when i met her at the club. same sneakers, dark grey jeans, and an abercrombie dress shirt. so she saw what i was wearing, we talked for like 5 min, then she gave me her numberComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#53Zeta retire from broads or go Bi
A lot of girls like Bi guys and if the girl is hot and her boyfriend likes rooster your in the door
I would never lead you down the wrong hole AceComment -
ttrace35SBR Posting Legend
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#54You have tracer to thank for this.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#55Thank for what??Comment -
ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
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#56Originally posted by ttrace35You have tracer to thank for this.

explain palComment -
ttrace35SBR Posting Legend
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#57Was my bash. If I don't have bash, no girl for zeta. Therefore, I should fukk her first.Originally posted by ZetaPsi808

explain palComment -
manny24SBR Posting Legend
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#58zeta if she calls back you are green light for reverse shocker...1 in the pink 2 in the stink boss.
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ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
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#59i got her on my own pal. no wingman, no roofies. she just thought i was handsome.Originally posted by ttrace35Was my bash. If I don't have bash, no girl for zeta. Therefore, I should fukk her first.
she is your type too, thick white girl with nice curves, altho your girlfriend is hotter.
u can not fuk her tho, unless we swapping each other's girls
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ttrace35SBR Posting Legend
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#60No thanks man. I don't swing. Good luck though. I hope you get a second date. If you can bag chicks like this, no need to fukk that milf.Originally posted by ZetaPsi808i got her on my own pal. no wingman, no roofies. she just thought i was handsome.
she is your type too, thick white girl with nice curves, altho your girlfriend is hotter.
u can not fuk her tho, unless we swapping each other's girls
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ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
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#61thanks pal. im gonna wait 3 days and then call her and ask her what the deal is. stay safe from the hurricane my friendOriginally posted by ttrace35No thanks man. I don't swing. Good luck though. I hope you get a second date. If you can bag chicks like this, no need to fukk that milf.Comment -
robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
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#62How many entrees did she order?Comment -
biggamer3SBR MVP- 04-16-07
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#63Your not a closer pal, more like a 6th inning reliever that is setting up another dude to finish her offComment -
wtfSBR Posting Legend
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#64of course trigger dont want u bangin his hole, he will never see her again
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ZetaPsi808SBR Posting Legend
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#65gamer never fukkin heard of ya palComment -
JMobileSBR Posting Legend
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#66What the fukk did you text her?Originally posted by ZetaPsi808she did not return my text from yesterday. i do not know why.
The last time you almost fukked up a txt was with that hideous milf.
Give us some details, pal!
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BookiesBernankeSBR Wise Guy
- 12-09-10
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#67Its all a numbers game so dont stress it.
You did good. You pulled a chick with a huge rack out of the club and got her to applebees. Now next time pull a chick from applebees and get her to the basement.
Go find that waitress again that took your pic and tell her your date made fun of some handicapped kid so you sent her home.Comment -
acarmelo1SBR Hall of Famer
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#68Zeta, get her drunk and take her to a Hotel.
Thank me later PalComment -
ttrace35SBR Posting Legend
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#69Seems that zeta needs to work on "sealing the deal". If a girl likes you enough to go on a date, she likes you enough to fukk. Maybe he tries too hard to fukk on the first date.Comment -
MIAMIHURRICANESBR Sharp
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#70first of all applebee's...how about a real place...The Palm, Morton's, Capital Grill...then again...too good for her. They are right...you need a few fashion tips. Get a nice pair of cole haan loafers or shoes and a decent shirt...don't mean to be rude...but the truth hurts sometimes.Comment
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