Had Date With Broad I Met At AC Bash

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  • YorkHunt
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 12-11-10
    • 7496

    #36
    You need a stylist buddy....who the fukk wheres those New balances on a first date
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    • Cougar Bait
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-04-07
      • 18282

      #37
      @ Applebee's

      Broad has a huge chest, this is a win Zeta

      She didn't return your text because you took her to mutherfukin Applebee's

      Common pal
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      • onlooker
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 08-10-05
        • 36572

        #38
        Maybe the SBRstore should carry some upgrade on clothes. Everyone knows Zeta needs some kicks, but lets keep the reflective New Balances out of the store.
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        • Brock Landers
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 06-30-08
          • 45367

          #39
          Zeta, did you ask her if you could eat her pussy yet?
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          • Maxmillion
            SBR MVP
            • 05-18-10
            • 2642

            #40
            Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
            she did not return my text from yesterday. i do not know why.
            she probably did not get it with the hurricane and all
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            • LVHerbie
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-15-05
              • 6344

              #41
              Originally posted by Cougar Bait
              @ Applebee's

              Broad has a huge chest, this is a win Zeta

              She didn't return your text because you took her to mutherfukin Applebee's

              Common pal
              Come on Cougar read between the lines - Applebee's is Zeta's litmus test for potential mates... If they aren't happy with this quality first date he knows he wasting his time as they are incompatible with the +EV lifestyle...
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              • bradthebloke
                SBR MVP
                • 07-26-09
                • 3175

                #42
                not returning text means its time to pass it. whats her number
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                • ProfaneReality
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 04-14-09
                  • 7607

                  #43
                  tired of seeing guys rip on his style, who cares if all his clothes are 2 sizes too small ?
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                  • Jaug
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-11-09
                    • 3087

                    #44
                    Happy for ya pal.
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388208

                      #45
                      Zeta struck out again??

                      Let me know
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                      • ZetaPsi808
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-18-08
                        • 12119

                        #46
                        she suggested to me she wanted to go for coffee, but i dont drink anything with caffeine. so i said lets get drinks instead at applebees and she was like sure that sounds good.
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                        • RealSlimShady
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-24-07
                          • 6249

                          #47
                          She's an upgrade over the last one, Zeta. Have a serious question for you..... Did you really bang that last broad or was that pic a photoshopped pic?
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388208

                            #48
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                            • opie1988
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-12-10
                              • 23429

                              #49
                              Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
                              i only asked roguescholar and raydog for advice but none of their suggestions were possible on a weekday night


                              The fukk, pal?
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                              • ZetaPsi808
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-18-08
                                • 12119

                                #50
                                i have many pros such as: tall, handsome, buff body, my own car (2010 toyota corolla sport), decent job (CNA). i started working out a month ago and i my upper body got a lot bigger.

                                my negatives would be: still live at home, marble mouth prick syndrome. when i got drunk off that hurricane rum drink i started fumbling my words, and losing my train of thought. it was a bit embarrassing.

                                i have no idea what she is thinking either.
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                                • ZetaPsi808
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 09-18-08
                                  • 12119

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by opie1988


                                  The fukk, pal?
                                  whoops, sorry for leaving you out pal

                                  i called you after the date and you were a great help, giving me advice. i know i can count on you for the same in the future. i appreciate it pal.
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                                  • ZetaPsi808
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-18-08
                                    • 12119

                                    #52
                                    guys, keep in mind i was wearing a similar outfit when i met her at the club. same sneakers, dark grey jeans, and an abercrombie dress shirt. so she saw what i was wearing, we talked for like 5 min, then she gave me her number
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388208

                                      #53
                                      Zeta retire from broads or go Bi

                                      A lot of girls like Bi guys and if the girl is hot and her boyfriend likes rooster your in the door

                                      I would never lead you down the wrong hole Ace
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                                      • ttrace35
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-30-10
                                        • 10828

                                        #54
                                        You have tracer to thank for this.
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388208

                                          #55
                                          Thank for what??
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                                          • ZetaPsi808
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-18-08
                                            • 12119

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by ttrace35
                                            You have tracer to thank for this.


                                            explain pal
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                                            • ttrace35
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 09-30-10
                                              • 10828

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by ZetaPsi808


                                              explain pal
                                              Was my bash. If I don't have bash, no girl for zeta. Therefore, I should fukk her first.
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                                              • manny24
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 10-22-07
                                                • 20174

                                                #58
                                                zeta if she calls back you are green light for reverse shocker...1 in the pink 2 in the stink boss.
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                                                • ZetaPsi808
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-18-08
                                                  • 12119

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by ttrace35
                                                  Was my bash. If I don't have bash, no girl for zeta. Therefore, I should fukk her first.
                                                  i got her on my own pal. no wingman, no roofies. she just thought i was handsome.

                                                  she is your type too, thick white girl with nice curves, altho your girlfriend is hotter.

                                                  u can not fuk her tho, unless we swapping each other's girls

                                                  your call ace
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                                                  • ttrace35
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 09-30-10
                                                    • 10828

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
                                                    i got her on my own pal. no wingman, no roofies. she just thought i was handsome.

                                                    she is your type too, thick white girl with nice curves, altho your girlfriend is hotter.

                                                    u can not fuk her tho, unless we swapping each other's girls

                                                    your call ace
                                                    No thanks man. I don't swing. Good luck though. I hope you get a second date. If you can bag chicks like this, no need to fukk that milf.
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                                                    • ZetaPsi808
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-18-08
                                                      • 12119

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by ttrace35
                                                      No thanks man. I don't swing. Good luck though. I hope you get a second date. If you can bag chicks like this, no need to fukk that milf.
                                                      thanks pal. im gonna wait 3 days and then call her and ask her what the deal is. stay safe from the hurricane my friend
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                                                      • robmpink
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-09-07
                                                        • 13205

                                                        #62
                                                        How many entrees did she order?
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                                                        • biggamer3
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 04-16-07
                                                          • 2163

                                                          #63
                                                          Your not a closer pal, more like a 6th inning reliever that is setting up another dude to finish her off
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                                                          • wtf
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 08-22-08
                                                            • 12983

                                                            #64
                                                            of course trigger dont want u bangin his hole, he will never see her again
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                                                            • ZetaPsi808
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 09-18-08
                                                              • 12119

                                                              #65
                                                              gamer never fukkin heard of ya pal
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                                                              • JMobile
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-21-10
                                                                • 19078

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
                                                                she did not return my text from yesterday. i do not know why.
                                                                What the fukk did you text her?
                                                                The last time you almost fukked up a txt was with that hideous milf.
                                                                Give us some details, pal!
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                                                                • BookiesBernanke
                                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                                  • 12-09-10
                                                                  • 849

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Its all a numbers game so dont stress it.

                                                                  You did good. You pulled a chick with a huge rack out of the club and got her to applebees. Now next time pull a chick from applebees and get her to the basement.

                                                                  Go find that waitress again that took your pic and tell her your date made fun of some handicapped kid so you sent her home.
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                                                                  • acarmelo1
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 09-29-09
                                                                    • 6321

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Zeta, get her drunk and take her to a Hotel.

                                                                    Thank me later Pal
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                                                                    • ttrace35
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 09-30-10
                                                                      • 10828

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Seems that zeta needs to work on "sealing the deal". If a girl likes you enough to go on a date, she likes you enough to fukk. Maybe he tries too hard to fukk on the first date.
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                                                                      • MIAMIHURRICANE
                                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                                        • 06-20-09
                                                                        • 362

                                                                        #70
                                                                        first of all applebee's...how about a real place...The Palm, Morton's, Capital Grill...then again...too good for her. They are right...you need a few fashion tips. Get a nice pair of cole haan loafers or shoes and a decent shirt...don't mean to be rude...but the truth hurts sometimes.
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