Had Date With Broad I Met At AC Bash

[ZetaPsi808]

nice italian broad, she lives 45 min from me back home.

we met at Harrah's Pool, rooftop floor. guys i was grinding on her aggressively on the dance floor. i know she felt my rooster on her ass thru my jeans. then when akon - sexy bitch came on, i made up some new dance moves that i didnt even know i could do. i was just in the zone.

anyway, we have been texting back and forth and we finally met up last night for drinks. i conferred with the 2 studs bobbyfk and apricotsinner32 on where to go for the date and we agreed on applebee's.

so we got there and i got the hurricane drink (rum) and i forget what she ordered. i am a bit of a 2 beer queer myself so i got wasted rather easily. we talked and i found out she is into: camping, fishing, and skiing. solid interests.

then we tried to find a movie but nothing was playing that late so we just talked in her car for a little bit while listening to ipod. i tried to be smooth and touch her hair but she pushed my hand away so i was kinda pissed because did not touch my rooster.

guys here is pic from last night. if anyone is interested in fashion tips i got the shirt from H&M, jeans from Express and shoes from New Balance. shoes are kinda messed up and I have gone shopping for some new ones.

[Dad]

Looks like she's got a set of knockers on her, Zeta.

[ZetaPsi808]

Daddy i was trying to rate their size at the table and i say DD.

[obamaismyuncle]

to her to put out or get out

[jjgold]

Not bad

Zeta when you going to fuk her

[tanner40]

That makes up for the corpse from last week

[Extra Innings]

good luck

[Cap dat 4ss]

Zeta pal, you better make up for that disaster last week and fukk this girl in your moms basement. During Hurricane Irene. Do it Zeta

[Br0nxer]

nice jeans pal

if they were any tighter you prikk they would be ballet tights

thats why she pushed your hand away

stick to banging senior citizens

did she foot the bill at applebees you fukkin tightwod

who the fukk gets there pic taken at applebees on a first date

you asked another patron to take your pic

id be fukkin embarassed to be eating at applebees. i wouldnt want there to be any proof it happened

whys your fukkin gear so tight son

[Jimmy0607]

good job bruh

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Nice jugs.

[Jimmy0607]

Who took the pic

[onlooker]

Nice, but the same old beat up New Balance shoes? C'mon man, you can do better. Trust me, girls look at the shoes and judge.

[ZetaPsi808]

nice jeans pal

if they were any tighter you prikk they would be ballet tights

thats why she pushed your hand away

stick to banging senior citizens

did she foot the bill at applebees you fukkin tightwod

who the fukk gets there pic taken at applebees on a first date

you asked another patron to take your pic

id be fukkin embarassed to be eating at applebees. i wouldnt want there to be any proof it happened

whys your fukkin gear so tight son

bronxer did you go to the jjgold school of gambling forum burials
u motherfukker. those are express jeans u fukkin prikk.

also our waiter took the pic for us. guys applebees food is great. we just went there for drinks tho.

[Bengals28]

Cool stuff, I work at applebees

[spartangreen]

does she know there is a tiger on her shirt?

[geebert74]

nice work brother! chicks love a guy with a job!

[flyingillini]

New Balance shoes? No mames!

[Jimmy0607]

New Balance shoes? No mames!

[Dad]

I love when Zeta's shoes glow in the dark.

Zeta, you have to fukk her.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Zeta, she pushed your hand away be size she knows you change old men's diapers with those hands.

[JMobile]

Zeta, we want a close up pic of your broad just to make sure the lights are not covering some heavy duty make-up work.
Zeta, we also want your broad to wear something more touchy for the viewers at home can give your broad an official rate.
Zeta, we also want this shit on video!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Zeta do you think she is going to offer anal to you? It looks like she has some junk in the trunk. Get her loose with your mouth and fingers first before going anal with the rooster. Girls like that.

[flyingillini]

Zeta, does she like the nose candy?

[Boner_18]

If she doesn't put out after dinner at Applebees drop her like a bad habit.

[stevek173]

Hugh 180 from the "milf"

Proud of u kid

[VegasInsider]

trainwreck.

[LVHerbie]

You getting dating advice from Bobby and Apricot? Surprised you didn't show wearing up Velcro shoes and release sweats from the penitentiary...

[ZetaPsi808]

she did not return my text from yesterday. i do not know why.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

she did not return my text from yesterday. i do not know why.

Dammit, call her back. We need a shot of those juggs.

[frizzelli]

You first mistake Zeta is taking any advice from Patty Vandildo.

[ZetaPsi808]

You first mistake Zeta is taking any advice from Patty Vandildo.

frizzy that was just a joke. i only asked roguescholar and raydog for advice but none of their suggestions were possible on a weekday night

[allabout the $$$]

hey zeta keep trying bro you cant hit a hr without striking out a few times

[frizzelli]

frizzy that was just a joke. i only asked roguescholar and raydog for advice but none of their suggestions were possible on a weekday night

Zeta the girl is preemz after seeing that last broad its like going from a corolla to a mercedez good work zeta.

[ProfaneReality]

Zeta, nice pull.

That being said... she gave you the brush off then the okie doke

time to move on pal