Life of a Gambler
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jarvolSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-13-10
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#71Comment -
dherdSBR Wise Guy
- 03-21-09
- 631
#72tell her the truth about your gambling:
a. it is a lot better than saying you did nothing
b. it is exciting to them
c. they dont care how you get the money only that you have the moneyComment -
Hoja VerdesSBR MVP
- 08-23-06
- 1403
#73I've been texting this same girl back and forth, the one i'm trying to bang.
she was like ohhh what did u do today?
i lied and said, "its hot as hell out there today so i went to the pool. now im going out to eat at california pizza kitchen with some friends".
meanwhile i am staying at home in my AC staring at fukking lines all day.
trying to make believe like i have some sort of social life here. i know half the board can relate to this too.Comment -
spankieSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-10-11
- 9992
#74unreal.
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The DiBSBR Wise Guy
- 11-22-09
- 510
#76Love the "rich white kid" line.
Yeah I'm rich, you wish you had money. I'm also white, which you also probably wished you were. Never understood how that was an insult.
Edit: Also love how she says she's not a "phone gangster", but continues to run her mouth while you weren't responding. WomenComment -
azimm11SBR Wise Guy
- 12-06-09
- 637
#77Zeta, don't fukk around anymore zeta.Comment -
Wulfman14SBR Hall of Famer
- 08-24-10
- 8869
#78I've been texting this same girl back and forth, the one i'm trying to bang.
she was like ohhh what did u do today?
i lied and said, "its hot as hell out there today so i went to the pool. now im going out to eat at california pizza kitchen with some friends".
meanwhile i am staying at home in my AC staring at fukking lines all day.
trying to make believe like i have some sort of social life here. i know half the board can relate to this too.
so fukkin true man . i have done this shit so many times. you cant tell em you are a recluse sitting at home looking at lines cuz they are turned off then . in my opinion this is a white lie . but funny shit man , of all plcaes california pizza kitchen hahahaha
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