Life of a Gambler

[ZetaPsi808]

I've been texting this same girl back and forth, the one i'm trying to bang.

she was like ohhh what did u do today?

i lied and said, "its hot as hell out there today so i went to the pool. now im going out to eat at california pizza kitchen with some friends".

meanwhile i am staying at home in my AC staring at fukking lines all day.

trying to make believe like i have some sort of social life here. i know half the board can relate to this too.

[warriorfan707]

Good idea

dont let her know you are a hermit

most girls probably will not find that attractive

[vyomguy]

i agree zeta. I posted a thread about this few days back. Most people say they have a balanced life...but who the fuk are we kidding here. Anyone who gambles is a loser....we are all degenerate losers here...regardless of how much money we make. Gamblers rarely have a social life.

[doublej95]

shut in is the way of life. those Shaolin monks are on the right track, the just need to get in to some sports.

[Rich Boy]

Women hate gamblers, dont let her know...

[Tech N9ne]

Grow some balls man. Tell the bitch straight up you a gambler and if she don't like it tell her to suck your dick

[RealSlimShady]

Zeta, you are way too young to be a shut in. Common, man!!

[warriorfan707]

Grow some balls man. Tell the bitch straight up you a gambler and if she don't like it tell her to suck your dick

Thats not a way to get pussy

He doesnt care what she thinks, he wants to fuk her

[dj_destroyer]

My favourite move is when drunk girls text me asking if I'm dt that night and I'm not.. I say yes anyways, go and meet them, pretend I'm drunk, take them home, slam them. They feel like it was just a random drunk hookup but for me, it's a cold calculated plan that has worked so many times, I almost feel bad.

Oh the beauties of living dt!

[ZetaPsi808]

guys i am texting this other broad that chucked me. so now im battling back and forth with her thru text messages b/c i am bored as fukk. i might upload them as screenshots and post them in thread here.

[wtf]

lick those pussies zeta, that is an order

[ChuckyTheGoat]

guys i am texting this other broad that chucked me. so now im battling back and forth with her thru text messages b/c i am bored as fukk. i might upload them as screenshots and post them in thread here.

Post em, Z.

You're playin it right. Women aren't sharp enuf to understand gamblers. She can't comprehend that Zeta = Billy Walters Jr. Don't try to blow her mind on that one.

[Gee]

how will you explain your pasty paleness.

always playing the angles though son

[in2thethickofit]

I've never met a woman that gets it...

[Brock Landers]

automate your line reading and get to banging that ass

[mikeanite]

yep no social life and learning slow

[DwightShrute]

let's hope she doesn't post on sbr.

[gilbert91016]

My favourite move is when drunk girls text me asking if I'm dt that night and I'm not.. I say yes anyways, go and meet them, pretend I'm drunk, take them home, slam them. They feel like it was just a random drunk hookup but for me, it's a cold calculated plan that has worked so many times, I almost feel bad.

Oh the beauties of living dt!

been there

[jjgold]

I've been texting this same girl back and forth, the one i'm trying to bang.

she was like ohhh what did u do today?

i lied and said, "its hot as hell out there today so i went to the pool. now im going out to eat at california pizza kitchen with some friends".

meanwhile i am staying at home in my AC staring at fukking lines all day.

trying to make believe like i have some sort of social life here. i know half the board can relate to this too.

[RealSlimShady]

Zeta, I can see you as the future JJGold in about 20years.

[ZetaPsi808]

this is a diff girl than the one im trying to bang. i'm the green she is the white text. she got me good but i think i buried her in the last 2 texts. it was fun. i think she might be in tears now. fake gangster bytch lol

[ZetaPsi808]

Mods: i didnt release any personal information here. jeanise is not even her government name

[Tech N9ne]

Jeanise is a tranny. Give him to Bobby

[GunShard]

lol

[Emily_Haines]

got any nudes?

[Extra Innings]

[geebert74]

Gambling messes with myh sex life hard core... I stare at lines, watch games and by the time it;s all over, Im beat from my head about to explode or my wife already took care of herself.

[underthe total]

spray on your tan

so they want know you have foil on the windows

[shane500]

good luck tonight my friend

[MB]

Just have to learn how to balance the two. Life management just like money management. Don't let this consume you, unless it's your only job or you're a winning player

[MB]

And this is how I look at it, what am I gonna do, play ball at 6 or go smoke when the rest of my friends get off work, or keep trying to pull in a little income? They work 8-5, I work 4-10.

[dj_destroyer]

Didn't see the pics... repost.

[ZetaPsi808]

did anyone read the texts word for word? i told her i hang out with tracer and onetrickpony at the bars

and then my other favorite quote was when she agreed with me saying, "its ok because i can do more situps and get braces".

bytch, ur broke ass cant afford braces

[opie1988]

Zeta-

Do you ever talk to her late at night while in your closet, under a blanket, and holding a flashlight?

Sounds pretty creepy, pal.

[ZetaPsi808]

losing on the day now. fuk these broads. need to get even here.