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  • forsberg21
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    • 09-23-09
    • 1851

    #1
    I Never Knew Americans Were This Dumb
    Unless the Boston Bruins are really the "BOSTON AMERICANS" representing the US in an international tournament against other nations, the US didn't win the Stanley Cup last night.

    However, after reading this:

    A report released Tuesday by an educational advocacy group founded by retired general and former Bush administration Secretary of State Colin Powell finds that almost half of all public high school students in the US’ fifty largest cities fail to graduate.


    it all makes sense now.

    If you can show me where "USA" is inscribed on the Stanley Cup instead of "Boston Bruins", I will show you a fvcking unicorn.
  • neverstoppers23
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-26-09
    • 6302

    #2
    I love how Canadians are getting pissed off over this.
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    • Ninersnut
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      • 05-20-10
      • 3730

      #3
      Damn these Canadians are fukking pissed....Get over it.
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      • firedawg
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        • 10-08-08
        • 39219

        #4
        unreal.... i guess if van wouldnt of choked there wouldnt be any canadian pride?
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        • Ninersnut
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          • 05-20-10
          • 3730

          #5
          u beat me 2 it neverstop
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          • OneLossParlayGuy
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            • 04-27-10
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            #6
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            • BRAVES1985
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              • 05-23-10
              • 4250

              #7
              Originally posted by firedawg
              unreal.... i guess if van wouldnt of choked there wouldnt be any canadian pride?
              nope us leaf fans dont give a flying fuk about the canuks

              but its pretty embarrasing to see americans think they won the cup and canada choked
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              • firedawg
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                • 10-08-08
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                #8
                i didnt say canada choked..... van did.
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                • Ninersnut
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                  • 05-20-10
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                  #9
                  I know I was drunk yesterday but didn't Boston win? Boston move up north suddenly?
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                  • Wiggums5
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                    • 12-05-10
                    • 2409

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BRAVES1985
                    nope us leaf fans dont give a flying fuk about the canuks

                    but its pretty embarrasing to see americans think they won the cup and canada choked
                    the only reason the Americans are posting that they won the cup is because of all the stupid Canadiens here that are trying to say Canada is better than the US as a whole.
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                    • firedawg
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                      • 10-08-08
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Wiggums5
                      the only reason the Americans are posting that they won the cup is because of all the stupid Canadiens here that are trying to say Canada is better than the US as a whole.
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                      • Dad
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-26-08
                        • 23245

                        #12
                        Why are Canadians so pissed off? It's just a silly game.
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                        • spankie
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                          • 02-10-11
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                          #13
                          Lol. Canadians are so dumb.

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                          • OneLossParlayGuy
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                            • 04-27-10
                            • 815

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dad
                            Why are Canadians so pissed off? It's just a silly game.

                            for them its life...and tehy are still just a touch better that the USA. IF the US put even a fraction of their best athletes in hockey from the start...it wouldnt be close
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                            • jarvol
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                              • 09-13-10
                              • 6074

                              #15
                              Bostonians didn't lose to the British. Did you really think they would lose to fukking British Columbia?
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                              • jjgold
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                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Point is most nhl players are not Americans
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                                • BRAVES1985
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-23-10
                                  • 4250

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by firedawg
                                  i didnt say canada choked..... van did.
                                  not you man

                                  william walters or w/e the fuk his name is starts a thread every 30 seconds about u.s winning the cup it was cute the first 10-15 threads but now its annoying as fuk
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                                  • firedawg
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                                    • 10-08-08
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BRAVES1985
                                    not you man

                                    william walters or w/e the fuk his name is starts a thread every 30 seconds about u.s winning the cup it was cute the first 10-15 threads but now its annoying as fuk
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                                    • BRAVES1985
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                                      • 05-23-10
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by firedawg
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                                      • Monitor-Tan
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                                        • 02-20-11
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                                        #20
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                                        • forsberg21
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                                          • 09-23-09
                                          • 1851

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Monitor-Tan
                                          The average American's knowledge of Canada can be traced to this 5 second clip, South Park and the movie Canadian Bacon.

                                          It's not an American's fault that his mental capacity can only hold so little information...
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                                          • Monitor-Tan
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                                            • 02-20-11
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                                            #22
                                            LOL!!
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                                            • cant call it
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                                              • 08-29-10
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                                              #23
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                                              • shocktopme
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                                                • 10-15-10
                                                • 940

                                                #24
                                                Nucks fans

                                                I thought ya tear up the town when your team wins the cup??????If they woulda won....Civil War????*LOL*
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                                                • alling
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 05-13-10
                                                  • 1405

                                                  #25
                                                  can you blame the canadians for having a classic insecurity complex? this is what happens when your neighbor is richer, stronger and more powerful and you are insignificant.
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                                                  • forsberg21
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 09-23-09
                                                    • 1851

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by alling
                                                    can you blame the canadians for having a classic insecurity complex? this is what happens when your neighbor is richer, stronger and more powerful and you are insignificant.
                                                    Richer?!? Do you not realize how much debt the US is in? Do you not realize that the Chinese have you by your balls???
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                                                    • nosniboR11
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-02-08
                                                      • 10042

                                                      #27
                                                      stupid little canadians especially you fors
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                                                      • Monitor-Tan
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                                                        • 02-20-11
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                                                        #28
                                                        If the chinese has america by the balls, they have canada by the balls too moron. Google it if you don't know why
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                                                        • spankie
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                                                          • 02-10-11
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          Point is most nhl players are not Americans
                                                          Calm down Perry Mason.

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                                                          • ttwarrior1
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                                                            • 06-23-09
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                                                            #30
                                                            yet if vancouver won, then canadians won, fail post
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                                                            • ttrace35
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 09-30-10
                                                              • 10828

                                                              #31
                                                              Look at the ratings. Nobody from this country gives a fukk about hockey.
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                                                              • ACoochy
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-19-09
                                                                • 13949

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by forsberg21
                                                                Richer?!? Do you not realize how much debt the US is in? Do you not realize that the Chinese have you by your balls???
                                                                Forsy is having detachment issues
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                                                                • aggieshawn
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                                                                  • 01-24-07
                                                                  • 4377

                                                                  #33
                                                                  New York Americans.
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                                                                  • Br0nxer
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 03-25-11
                                                                    • 13665

                                                                    #34
                                                                    so glad i put this loser on my ignore list weeks ago

                                                                    dont have to read his dumb america threads

                                                                    if you are so jealous of us forsboy move here.

                                                                    post away pal. i cant see it.
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                                                                    • speaker
                                                                      SBR Hustler
                                                                      • 06-06-11
                                                                      • 97

                                                                      #35
                                                                      This is a tired thread.

                                                                      But since I'm tired, I'll add that 13 of the Bruins' 14 forwards are Canadians (minus Krejci). 2 of them (Recchi and Lucic) are B.C. boys.

                                                                      Nobody wants to claim Luongo though.

                                                                      If Luongo were the Dos Equis Guy (Most Interesting Man in the World), he'd say: "I don't always blow easy saves, but when I do, I prefer it to be in the Stanley Cup Finals..."
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