Snooki's New Body

Dutch · 05-31-11, 11:39 PM

I liked her when she was a fat lil drunk meatball, So you know I'd split that shit in half.

P.S. Some of you fellas made note of her shoes being to big. Ya'll is gay for noticing.

feege · 05-31-11, 11:44 PM

Dutch...

Originally posted by Dutch

I liked her when she was a fat lil drunk meatball, So you know I'd split that shit in half.

P.S. Some of you fellas made note of her shoes being to big. Ya'll is gay for noticing.

Truer words never spoken. Right on both accounts.

fury · 05-31-11, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by Dutch

P.S. Some of you fellas made note of her shoes being to big. Ya'll is gay for noticing.

Junkyard Dog · 05-31-11, 11:45 PM

i dont really give a fukk, id hit it

illmatick · 06-01-11, 12:07 AM

looks about the same to me.

flyingillini · 06-01-11, 12:12 AM

I would take Olivia over her any day of the week.

onlooker · 06-01-11, 12:16 AM

I would smash, probably even twice.

G's pks · 06-01-11, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I wish she had a penis

clip1 · 06-01-11, 12:30 AM

she needs to be hit with that pretty shtik one more time and I'm game, before would not hit, now yes yes and yes

BrickJames · 06-01-11, 02:18 AM

im setting the over under on her getting fat again at 18 months. also setting the o/u on her getting knocked up at 18 days!

EmpireMaker · 06-01-11, 02:43 AM

she looks better thinner

flyingillini · 06-01-11, 02:45 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

im setting the over under on her getting fat again at 18 months. also setting the o/u on her getting knocked up at 18 days!

That is a guarantee... When she is like 35-40, she is going to be an obese slob still trying to look like she is in her 20s... You could bet your life she will be very heavy later in life.

Glitch · 06-01-11, 02:54 AM

LostBankroll · 06-01-11, 03:13 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Fukk all that nonsense! I'd give that chic a patented Texas Double-Tap to the vagina! Its a deadly move down these here parts!!

konck · 06-01-11, 03:33 AM

Unusual beastie hands ..... dont let that touch your cok

doublej95 · 06-01-11, 04:38 AM

not bad she has trimmed down pretty good. I would do her now, never banged a midget before that would be cool.

robmpink · 06-01-11, 05:21 AM

I'd like to use her as a kickball.

jjgold · 06-01-11, 05:23 AM

Some guys are desperate in this thread

Anyone even wanting to tough her is sick

CanuckG · 06-01-11, 05:28 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Some guys are desperate in this thread

Anyone even wanting to tough her is sick

power posting

Wiggums5 · 06-01-11, 05:51 AM

put a paper bag over her head and sure

Dr.Gonzo · 06-01-11, 06:05 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

wow, how the hell did she do that?

Bulimia obviously

ryanspeer2001 · 06-01-11, 06:11 AM

Angle shots boys. She didn't look anything like that just a month ago at wrassle mania.

Killer_Demo · 06-01-11, 06:19 AM

she must be exercising bigtime

Swinging Johnson · 06-01-11, 08:00 AM

I'd disappoint her in ways she hasn't even imagined.

Dabeergod · 06-01-11, 09:05 AM

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

BlazeMoney · 06-01-11, 09:11 AM

Her pussy probably smells like Indian food and she has 5 STD's

ngates815 · 06-01-11, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by BlazeMoney

Her pussy probably smells like Indian food and she has 5 STD's

I thought you paid for strippers to blow you? Now you're talking shit about this girl?

snooki - gross. Don't care how much weight she loses, from all the pictures I've seen she is the ultimate troll (bigger troll than me) And I don't even know about her personality, but I can only imagine it's about as good as all those other dumb bitches from jersey that talk like fukkin idiots. I'd probably kill myself if I had to be in the same room as her and listen to her talk. And if I were to stick my dick in her mouth to get her to shut up, she'd probably take a bite out of it.

BGS 9.5 · 06-01-11, 09:20 AM

I'd knock that shit till she was blind, then serve her jelly and eggs...

gman2114 · 06-01-11, 09:27 AM

Isn't she worth millions now?

Dad · 06-01-11, 01:08 PM

Before Snookie lost the weight I still would have fukked her, but thats it.

Now that she has lost the weight I would actually kiss her while fukking her.

Dr.Gonzo · 06-01-11, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by Dad

Before Snookie lost the weight I still would have fukked her, but thats it.

Now that she has lost the weight I would actually kiss her while fukking her.

You might as well blow some fokken guido and cut out the middle man because you are going to end up with jizz in the back of your throat either way.

newguy · 06-01-11, 01:21 PM

99.9% - thats the percentage of guys that ever came to this forum that would run up in her the first night they got drunk with her.

I am not in the 0.1%.

Dr.Gonzo · 06-01-11, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by newguy

99.9% - thats the percentage of guys that ever came to this forum that would run up in her the first night they got drunk with her.

I am not in the 0.1%.

I thought there was more than 0.1% of gays on here.

Hello roosterlicker

Dad · 06-01-11, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by Dr.Gonzo

You might as well blow some fokken guido and cut out the middle man because you are going to end up with jizz in the back of your throat either way.

thetrinity · 06-01-11, 02:45 PM

ive had worse