Snooki's New Body

[Cougar Bait]

[King Mayan]

Ill fukk that hoodrat only because she's little..

Love, stand up fukking.

[Landscaper]

I wouldn't fck that pig with my dogs dick

[zam77]

someone needs to slap the ugly out of that loser... didn't work the first time

[Jimmy0607]

Someone needs to tell her that she bought the heel in the wrong size

[wtf]

come on guys, she is harmless fun

hate seeing the kardashian slime succeed , you got to root for someone named "snookie"

[VegasInsider]

mmmmmm spinner....

[Deuce]

Why not? She is better than what 95% are banging here.

[jjgold]

What a fukkin mess

I would not touch that chick

[stealthyburrito]

i would definitely, even pre-new body.

there are only 2 legitimate excuses to not fuckher silly:

a) you have as much money as opie

b) you are gay

that's it.

[marcoloco]

i would of pounded her before she lost weight

[Extra Innings]

What a fukkin mess

I would not touch that chick

[fury]

mmmmmm spinner....

[MichaelWaters]

big mistake by another italian dummy. if she balooned to 200 lbs she would make so much more money.

[BigOrangeTitans]

i would of pounded her before she lost weight

Now she's FUN SIZE. I love me some short shorties.

[beerman2619]

damn she on that meth or crank diet nice work snookie

[masr]

Her shoes are too big for her...

[rake922]

Snooki was born in Chile pal

[mr. leisure]

Looks pretty damn good in that picture

[southmadejd]

Man the fuk up!!!!

[cobalt king]

Id a hit it before, but definitely an improvement

[cyclonebell]

The bitch just rear-ended a cop in Italy.

[SprayBoy]

Her personality makes me wanna puke. but id hit it

[newjerseydevils]

wow looks like she did lose quite a bit of weight. good for her. but no thanks

[sjm5122]

She looks good, but although she's skinny she's still diseased.

[southmadejd]

Her personality makes me wanna puke. but id hit it

Now here is an honest statement. We can all agree that Snookie can be one god awful annoying oyster....but at the same time put about 8-12 beers in most of us (Personally I would probably do it sober) and we are all going to fuk.....except Bobby, I am not completely sure but I think he likes dudes.

[MendozaLine]

She looks better, but is still pretty nasty. That picture doesn't do her justice. I would definitely have sex with her, but I would have to be hammered and really desperate

[fury]

New vs Old



Good job Snooki

[opie1988]

i would definitely, even pre-new body.
there are only 2 legitimate excuses to not fuckher silly:
a) you have as much money as opie
b) you are gay
that's it.

Fukk all that nonsense! I'd give that chic a patented Texas Double-Tap to the vagina! Its a deadly move down these here parts!!

[mw00]

never understood how these talentless hacks gets put into fame and fortune.

[itriedsohard]

wouldnt hit. too many people already have.

[BetterBizness]

Snookie +105

[CreaturE]

Good Lord, I'dda hit that as if she was 300. She's got some quality features guys.

[BrickJames]

wow, how the hell did she do that?

[stealthyburrito]

Fukk all that nonsense! I'd give that chic a patented Texas Double-Tap to the vagina! Its a deadly move down these here parts!!

i wanna learn this texas double tap